just need some fun pick up lines to use on a lady

Are you a parking ticket?

… because you have FINE written all over you.

Guys- what lines do you use when you want to start a conversation with a girl or pick up a girl? and girls what are some lines a guy has said to you or you’d like to hear?

tell me if this is good.

do you know how much a polar bear weighs. (the girl either say no or what) enough to break the ice. hi my name is _______

Do any people have really great pick-up lines???
I know pick-up lines are cheezy and stuff like that, but sometimes they are funny to read.I never got the I have the F, the C, and the K now all i need is U. but thanks for the input

yeah i go with cheezy. "How you dooinnn?" or "Come here often?" when they are at work

Im not asking so i can do some. but my last gf used to love pick up lines for some reason. What about all you other girls.
My fav is
Do you believe in love at first sight? or should i walk by again.

Pick up lines are cute girls ??
??

which one’s better?

White and Nerdy

You see me mowin’ my front lawn
I know they’re all thinkin’ I’m so
White and nerdy

Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Can’t you see I’m white and nerdy
Look at me I’m white and nerdy

I wanna roll with the gangstas
But so far they all think I’m too
White and nerdy

Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
I’m just too white and nerdy
Really, really white and nerdy

First in my class here at MIT
Got skills, I’m a champion at D&D
M.C. Escher, that’s my favorite M.C.
Keep you’re 40, I’ll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin, to the contrary
You’ll find that they’re quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Stephen Hawking’s in my library

My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin’ for my top eight spaces
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
Ain’t got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I’m a wiz at Minesweeper, I could play for days
Once you’ve see my sweet moves, you’re gonna stay amazed
My fingers movin’ so fast I’ll set the place ablaze

There’s no killer app I haven’t run (run)
At Pascal, well I’m number one (one)
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain’t got a gat, but I got a soldering gun (what?)
Happy Days is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I’ll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I’m fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon

Here’s the part I sing on…

You see me roll on my Segway
I know in my heart they think I’m
White and nerdy

Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Can’t you see I’m white and nerdy
Look at me I’m white and nerdy

I’d like to roll with the gangstas
Although it’s apparent I’m too
White and nerdy

Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
I’m just too white and nerdy
How’d I get so white and nerdy

I been browsin’, inspectin’ X-Men comics
You know I collect ‘em
The pens in my pocket, I must protect them
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shoppin’ online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you R-O-T-F-L-O-L

I got a business doing websites (websites)
When my friends need some code, who do they call?
I do HTML for ‘em all
Even made a homepage for my dog, yo
I got myself a fanny pack
They were havin’ a sale down at The Gap
Spend my nights with a role of bubble wrap
Pop, pop – hope no one sees me gettin’ freaky

I’m nerdy in the extreme
Whiter than sour cream
I was in AV club and glee club
And even the chess team
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was "Do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?"
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Faire
Got my name on my underwear

They see me strollin’, they’re laughin’
And rollin’ their eyes cause I’m so
White and nerdy

Just because I’m white and nerdy
Just because I’m white and nerdy
All because I’m white and nerdy
Holy cow, I’m white and nerdy

I wanna bowl with the gangstas
But oh well, it’s obvious I’m
White and nerdy

Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
I’m just too white and nerdy
Look at me I’m white and nerdy

HA u clicked. well now that your here will you answer another dumb relation-shit, sorry , relationship question???
how can i (FINALLY) tell him i like him and should i?
his name is brian
he is a lil gothic he says ( not rlly , he just wears black band t shirts)
he sits next to me in 2 of my classes
listens to Disturbed a lot ( ozzy osbourne too, and pink floyd)
has a cell… i dont yet
is friends with my nerd friend
HATES POEMS

and thats all…
my friend knos i like him. but he wont help me
i rlly like this guy,
and i dont wanna screw anyting up
the only hesitation i have are
1) i have no courage
2) he asked me to talk to a girl for him and people say thats him asking me to do his dirty work, and im not like that

does he like me back?
we laugh at each other
we talk a lot
he makes comments about my long legs ( im sorry i love showing them off)
i see him looking at me a lot during class, yet i might be doing the same thing
i’ve liked him for one year now.

meh dunno talk to him the only way to find out im hesitant as well but nothing can hurt dont be afraid of rejection cuz theres a billion other men in the world

i have to start this at the beginning so you understand it all. so about 18 years ago i did something i’m totally ashamed of. i wanted so bad to fit in with the people i was hanging with. i was the nerd of the group. i went with a friend to her boyfriends house and her boyfriend and her was doing the dirty deed . there was another guy there and my friend asked me to do him right there in frount everyone. well i agreed.( i was stupid i know i was a kid) well me and the guy started to do the deed and in the middle right before he could put it in i whispered in his ear please just make it look like we are dont really do it. well i guess he didnt hear me. or i was expecting to much to get him to stop when he was that close to doing it we ended up actually doing it. when it was over i went to my friends house where i was supposed to stay the night. i called my sister to come after me. i told her i wasnt feeling well. so when i got home i went to the bathroom and filled the tub with nothing but hot water and pine soil. my sister could smell the fumes from the bathroom an came in. she asked me what happened and i told her. she told my mom and my mom called the cops on this kid. i keep trying to get everyone to understand that it wasnt rape. but at the time no one would listen to what i was trying to say. some how it got around the school that i acused this kid of rape i was treated so bad at school that i had to change schools. it wasnt until about a month later that i was asked to pick him out of a group of picks. the detective was watching me closely and she knew that i knew what pic was his but i wouldnt point him out and she took me to another room and we talked and i finally got someone to hear me out and the detective and i talked to my mom and got her to drop the charges. and for the last 18 years i have wanted to tell this kid who is no longer a kid i am sorry and that i did everything i could to stop my mom from doing what she did and tried to do. god it feels good to talk about this in a way i have held it in for the last 18 years. well here is the problem i have been friends with a guy for the years but we dont hang to much with each others friends. but over the last month i found out he is friends with the guy that my mom tried to have put in jail. and i know if he ever was to say my name to that guy he would tell my friend what he was acused of. so do i tell my friend now and risk losing him or do i wait and see if the other guy is going to say something to him about it an know for sure my friend wont talk to me. please help.

I can 100% guarantee that he will MUCH rather hear it from you than his friend. Either way he has to know that the past is in the past and you can’t change it. I’ve had to cope with things my girl has done in the past. It’s hard at first but time heals all. I’ve also caught my girl doing things I didn’t appreciate, and I know I would have much rather her told me than me having to find out like I did. Like I said it’s hard, but it’s the best thing to do. You’re a strong person, you can do it.

a.. or a butt ugly one..also would i look better with a dirty blonde mohawk?
http://s282.photobucket.com/albums/kk244/akky-g/?action=view&current=Image011.jpg&t=1206388452857

na, iPod makes u look cool lol

So I have a month off from school in September, and I thought it would be a great time to go to Europe(I’ve been dying to go for a while and at this point Im willing to go with 5 bucks in my pocket and sleep on the street) I will be flying out of Portland and I am a student so any knowledge of anything with a student discount is great..so..

What cities in Europe are the cheapest to get flights to? I don’t have a country preferance.(Student discounts?)

Any particularly good advice on cheap accomidations? hostels? camp sites?(oh yes…..Student discounts?)

Since I may go with pretty much nothing……which country would be the best to panhandle in? most dangerous? Which countries are most open to hitchhikers?(I’ll b with some boys….lecture not necessary)

I’m a big history nerd so your opinion on best castles, museums, ect? (and the annoyingly redundant question….any student discounts?)

Please just give me any info you can on doing Europe CHEAP!!! The closer to free the better!

Don’t bother

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those are some good pick up lines.

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