I have a STUPID test about silly things and was wondering if you had any good and FUNNY ideas.

Just nod and smile.

for guys or girls

is it hot in here or is that just you

an only really good ones that get the ladies going

this kinda works if u have been talking to them for awhile

hey lets make like fabric softener and snuggle

hahahaha

and heres another one:
do you like raisins?
-no why?
then how about a date.

i personally like the first one

pick up lines for girls or just random funny pick up lines either will do.lol.

my feet are getting cold, cos u knocked my socks off! XD
do you believe in love at first sight? if not, ill walk by again.
Hi. my name is Chance. do i have one?
If you were a booger, id pick u first.
I hope u know CPR, cause u take my breath away.
Can i barrow ur liblary card? cause i wanna check u out.

ok so voting is tomorrow folks! Can we please get rid of Eric? even though he works for america,he’s pretty much useless now,and besides i really can’t stand him being there.Everyone hates him including me,he’s geeky,nerdy,and doesn’t deserve poor Jessica.What he did to Amber and personal issues was enough for me.It was uncalled for with what he did to her.Did you guys see the youtube?Eric aired Amber’s dirty laundry out in the open,she’s crying,but cussing the hell out of him,good for her! wished Jen would’ve done that to Dick!

ok, i know this part of the show has already past, but let me answer your questions anyway!
obviously, eric doesn’t go home, kail does! bye, bye kail!
i wouldn’t describe jessica as "poor jessica". she is smart and on the ball and she will continue to do well, most likely to the final two!
eric has done the things he has done to people because america has voted him to do so! hello, america’s player!
he also didn’t blab amber’s secret to anyone! amber did! she told the whole story to eric while in the pool.(live feeds).
when eric talked to dick later, he just said that he had something on amber that was so wrong and can use it against her if needed. he didn’t tell dick anything!!!

The longest survey in history complied by many surveys from my contacts you want even bother answering them all cos u you dont have the patience

sunny or rainy?
playing for fun or playing for team?
middle school, high school, or college?
beach or mountains?
lazy or neat freak?
optimistic or pessimistic?
stick figures or well not stick figures?
Harry Potter or Narnia?
Roses or Daisies?
photography or paintings?
Hollister or Aero?
Y!A or 360?
1 piece bathing suit or 2 piece?
cake or cupcakes?
Do you sing in the shower?
How good are you at air guitar?
Name one thing you absolutely can not stand:
Do scary movies make you paranoid when you watch them alone?
Who did you last shoot a dirty look at?
Do you have any tattoos?
Any up coming events you’re excited about?
Do you like to sneeze freely or hold it in
Regarding looks, how do you rank among your friends?
Do you get car sick?
Don’t you hate the feeling when you stand up to fast?
What’s your favorite britney spears song? (and i know you have one)
stairs or escalators?
Do you like to blow bubbles with your tongue?
Magician or Illusionist?
So are lucky charms really magically delicious?

IF YOU HAVE GOT THIS FAR WELL DONE HAVE A DOUGHNUT

What is something you’re really good at?
What is the colour of your passport?
Does cough syrup work for you?
Banana Milk: Yes or No?
What would you say if I gave you a flower?
If I saw you on the streets, what would I think?
Numbers or letters
Are you listening to a song at the moment (if so what) ?
What was the last thing you bought ?
Chewy or Crunchy?
Name one of your contacts
First thing that comes to mind when i say england
What is your fave video game of all time
Have you ever had a dream about dead birds?
Have you ever talked to someone until you fell asleep?
What is your favourite vegetable?
What is your favourite kind of harsh weather?
What do you miss the most?
Which holiday is your fave?

I DID WARN YOU KEEP GOING IF U HAVE MADE IT THIS FAR

Do (did) u have a creepy janitor at ur school?
Nose pickers, thumb suckers, or oftenly pms-ing girls?
What r u allergic to?
When u die what would b ur epitaph (writing on a tomb stone)?
Whats ur favorite curse word?
If everyone was native american what would b ur name?
Have u seen a bunny fart before?
What’s ur middle name?
What was ur favorite show when u were younger?
What’s ur favorite uncle’s name?
Are (were) u considered a nerd?
Is ur belly button in or out?
Define Stupidity.
Jennifer Aniston or Sarah Jessica Parker?
Have u ever eaten glue before?
Are u more randomer than me?
Are u an edit freak?
Were you hit by Hanna?
Would you consider yourself smart?
What color is the room you’re in right now?
Do you drive a sedan, SUV, or truck?
What’s one random fact about the state/country in which you live?
If someone read your mind for a day, what do you think they’d be like after?
Are you reading anything right now, if so what?
What time is your alarm clock set for?

Well done you have finished my survey

Aha i love will and sammy

<3

i will answer them all!!!!

hold on it will take a while………

sunny or rainy? rainy
playing for fun or playing for team? for fun
middle school, high school, or college?highschool
beach or mountains? beach
lazy or neat freak? in the middle
optimistic or pessimistic? idk??
stick figures or well not stick figures? well not stick figures
Harry Potter or Narnia? Narnia
Roses or Daisies? roses
photography or paintings?photography
Hollister or Aero? Hollister
Y!A or 360? Y!A
1 piece bathing suit or 2 piece? 2 piece
cake or cupcakes?cup cake
Do you sing in the shower? sometimes
How good are you at air guitar? not very…
Name one thing you absolutely can not stand: french toast
Do scary movies make you paranoid when you watch them alone? yes!!
Who did you last shoot a dirty look at? my boyfriend
Do you have any tattoos? not yet.
Any up coming events you’re excited about? moving
Do you like to sneeze freely or hold it in umm haha idk
Regarding looks, how do you rank among your friends? well i dont know my friends are pretty!
Do you get car sick? yes
Don’t you hate the feeling when you stand up to fast? no
What’s your favorite britney spears song? (and i know you have one) lucky
stairs or escalators?escalators
Do you like to blow bubbles with your tongue? with my tongue??
Magician or Illusionist? huh?
So are lucky charms really magically delicious? yes!!!! but they are better if you mix them with cocoa puffs xD

IF YOU HAVE GOT THIS FAR WELL DONE HAVE A DOUGHNUT ok..

What is something you’re really good at? sleeping
What is the colour of your passport? i dont have one
Does cough syrup work for you? hmm i dont think so
Banana Milk: Yes or No? uhhh never heard of it
What would you say if I gave you a flower? aww your sweet!!
If I saw you on the streets, what would I think? i would be like happy!! and give you a hug =]
Numbers or letters? letters
Are you listening to a song at the moment (if so what) ? no
What was the last thing you bought ? chocolate milk
Chewy or Crunchy? crunchy
Name one of your contacts – artist formerly known as mcnutty..hehe…but your not an artist!
First thing that comes to mind when i say england? you, florida, smallish….
What is your fave video game of all time? halo =]
Have you ever had a dream about dead birds? no i have not
Have you ever talked to someone until you fell asleep? lots of times
What is your favourite vegetable? french fries!
What is your favourite kind of harsh weather? whats harsh weather??
What do you miss the most? umm idk?
Which holiday is your fave? christmas

I DID WARN YOU KEEP GOING IF U HAVE MADE IT THIS FAR

Do (did) u have a creepy janitor at ur school? no
Nose pickers, thumb suckers, or oftenly pms-ing girls? huh??
What r u allergic to? nothing
When u die what would b ur epitaph (writing on a tomb stone)? maybe my name and thats all
Whats ur favorite curse word? fuck
If everyone was native american what would b ur name? is this a trick question?
Have u seen a bunny fart before? nooo
What’s ur middle name?Lynn
What was ur favorite show when u were younger?Winnie the pooh
What’s ur favorite uncle’s name?uh i dont like any of my uncles
Are (were) u considered a nerd? no
Is ur belly button in or out? in
Define Stupidity.? ok what does define mean??
Jennifer Aniston or Sarah Jessica Parker?Jennifer Aniston
Have u ever eaten glue before? yes..cause it said non toxic on a glue stick so i licked it…
Are u more randomer than me? idk am i?
Are u an edit freak?whats that??
Were you hit by Hanna? whos hanna
Would you consider yourself smart? yes i would
What color is the room you’re in right now? like tan
Do you drive a sedan, SUV, or truck? truck
What’s one random fact about the state/country in which you live?umm washington has a space needle in it
If someone read your mind for a day, what do you think they’d be like after? oh that wouldnt be good…
Are you reading anything right now, if so what? o i am not
What time is your alarm clock set for? no time

The doorbell rang just as I loaded the last dirty dish into the dishwasher. I slammed the creaky old thing shut, pushed the start button, and dashed down the hall towards the front door. I opened the maple brown door to find Chloe Banks panting and out of breath in front of me. A flicker of recognition shone in her eyes, then the usual, evil, milky brown took back over. “Water please?” she croaked. It was a dusty, fry-an-egg-on-the-sidewalk kind of day. Chloe wore her curly brown hair in a messy ponytail and had on hot pink running shorts. Her ever-perfect makeup was as perfect as ever. Chloe tapped her foot impatiently and said again, “Water please?” I blinked in surprise and stammered, “Oh, umm…y-ya…wait r-right here.”
“Rude,” she muttered under her breath.
“On second thought, why don’t you come inside and take a seat out of the sun?” I cooed sweetly, having gotten over the surprise of finding her on my doorstep.
Chloe and I have been rivals for as long as I could remember. She is pretty, preppy, popular, and well, competitive. Now me, I am all of those things except preppy. I hate cheering and anything else that requires jumping around in little skirts. You see, at our school we have 3 major groups of people. Two of these groups are popular. One is not. The first popular group is cheerleaders, so it’s only about 10 girls or so, and Chloe belongs to this group. The second popular group is the athletes, which is where I, Danielle fit in, along with most of my friends. The last group is the nerds and geeks who sit around all day and night in the library. Anyway, Chloe and I are always at each other’s throats; whether it be in the classroom arguing over who gets to be the class leader, or in extra-curricular activities deciding who should be the captain of whatever we are doing. Chloe followed me through the dark hallway, the linoleum-floored kitchen, and into the cool and welcoming living room. There were a few sofas here and there, along with a La-Z boy recliner and a few coffee tables. Chloe plopped herself down and looked at me expectantly. I turned on my heel and briskly walked back into the kitchen to fetch her water. “Danielle, get a hold of yourself!” I thought. “Why are you doing everything she asks you to do? You aren’t one to be bossed around. It’s your house! Do something! Don’t take her crap!” I sighed and returned to the living room with her requested glass of water. But she wasn’t there; instead I found Chloe around the corner prowling in my drawers. “Is there a problem?” I hissed at her. “Oh Danielle, Danielle, Danielle! I wanted to tell you something!” she began as she turned back around and took the water from my hand. She took a long gulp and handed it back. “You know, I’m not so thirsty now…I think I would rather talk.”

so you know that they are enemies but what could happen nxt? why would chloe want to talk to danielle if she hates her?? im stuck! please rate what i have so far and leave some comments to what could happen next! thanks!

When Danielle finds Chloe looking through her drawers she should say "find what you were looking for?" add a bit of sarcasm.

As for what could happen next umm..

1) Chloe could be setting Danielle up distracting her while the rest of chloe’s friends are vandalizing Danielle’s house (or car if shes old enough)

2) Or she actually wants to talk to Danielle about something serious, like umm they are both in the same extra curricular activity or sport and she wants to talk about putting differences aside to beat the rival school

3) Chloe could be threatening Danielle telling her to stay away from a guy that they both like because prom (or a school dance) is coming up and she wants to go with him. So Chloe and her friends find a way to make sure he asks Chloe to the dance and he does but by the end of the book he likes Danielle because she is not fake and preppy like Chloe.

Clean or Dirty
Good or Bad
Popular or Nerd
Learn or Doodle
Emo or Goth
Avril Lavigne or Miley Cyrus
Facebook or MySpace
Ask or Answer
Cook or Clean
Chef or Maid
Rich or Poor
Food or Money
Food or Water
Deserted Island or Tropical Beach
Work or Stay Home
Model or Photographer
Anime or Cartoons
i am

Clean
Good
Popular
Doodle
Emo
Avril Lavigne
MySpace
Answer
Cook
Chef
Rich
Money
Food
Tropical Beach
Stay Home
Photographer
Anime

Clean
Bad
Popular
Learn
Goth
Avril Lavigne
Facebook
Answer
Cook
Maid
Rich
Money
Water
Deserted Island
Work
Photographer
Cartoons…

heres the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BE_KTRQccwA

the lyrics:
Tablo & MYK – For the Kids
(Instrumental: Pharcyde – Passin’ Me By)

Lyrics by Tablo & MYK

life is a mystery in all shapes, sizes and angles

from crop circles to Bermuda triangles

the fate of the world is shaky like bike handles

in the final hour, even some demons die angels

what’s true is true isn’t what you think it is

when the real world is a bad dream like incubus

triple X, triple Z, it’s the same damn thing

you get f***ed if your eyes are closed when the alarm rings

sing, passin’ the mic back and forth, forth and back

broke emcees, choke emcees who can’t afford to rap

or choose to stay hungry, imma stay hungry

free-fall, bounce back like it was a bungee

I snap back like a slingshot

bring hotness, yes, no stress cleanin’ up this mess

in this hiphop-ness I found my niche
let that b**ch breathe

remember rap when it used to be fun as hell?
remember rap like it was with Big Pun and L?

who cares about East or West or the dirty South
when you’ve got no diamonds in your dirty mouth?

it’s a burning house, hip hop goin’ poof

no wonder everybody wants to raise the roof

I see proof everyday that seekin’ heaven is bleak
I see proof everyday like Eminem in his sleep

the devil is deep water, kid, and nobody is stoppin’ ya
slip a toe in, in you go like slavia

silly rap sessions, thoughtless wordplay

hip hop nerds stay poem sketchin’

a coloring book for the philosophers

I lost a verse, and this is its half-assed rendition

I spit rhymes just to pass the time

and if life is just a brainstorm, then I’m a mastermind

always last in line, cause I don’t care enough

but when my time comes, best believe that I tear shit up

this is for you kids who don’t wanna be a businessman

this is for you kids who don’t have a damn business plan

let me see two in the sky, guy, one for the living

stay fly, high, one for the music in ‘I’

two for the good life

keep the champagne sittin’ in the freezer on the block of that cool ice

stay nice, eskimo cool flow

I say why you gotta be testin’ a dude yo?

stop guessin’ at clues, you’ll be destined to lose

yeah we fresh when we move and we blessed in the booth
i get the main idea it’s just some of the puns in between that i don’t get

its saying that sometime you need to take a step back from the wars and fights of the war and enjoy the ride. if you are always worrying about the wars and negatives you wont enjoy your life. life is not made to fight it is made to fight for

anybody know some good pick up lines? if you do, tell me. and also, how do you know when a girl wants to kiss you?

Let’s make like dryer softener and snuggle (:
oh and…
How much does a polar bear weigh? (he/she answers) Enough to break the ice. (introduce yourself)
and since I’m a girl I guess when she is flirting constantly with you and yeahhhhh