What are some funny and good and cheesy pick up lines?
What are some of the best pick up lines you know?
Those jeans would look great on my bedroom floor!

cud ya’ll gimme sum funnay pick up lines? im not gonna use em or anythin but i just luv em bcuz they can b sooooooo hilarious sumtimes!!!
like 4 ex.:
the word of da day is "legs". let’s go back to my place and spread the word.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Would you like a [...]

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

obviously you guys are taking this waaay too seriously, this was supposed to be a fun question
you should walk up behind him and grab his butt, then say "whats cookin good lookin"

Which do you like better?
I prefer . . . .
White and Nerdy.
I Love Both, but that one is hilarious!!!
White and nerdy is just too damn funny!
Whiter than sour cream LOL!

okay, so i kinda feel like absolute crap right now.i have really low self-esteem, and lately its just been getting worse.i am a 15 year old girl and im short and thin and all of the other girls in my grade (10th) are beautiful and fully "matured". i have dirty blonde hair and blue eyes [...]

There is this girl that’s been in my class for 3 years now. We never talked much, except when 2 years ago we were both involved in an inside joke (for the story, a teacher called her name in a funny way, I could imitate that perfectly and she’d laugh) but only that. No information [...]

Ok im a girl im dirty blonde im 5′3" im in 7th grade but here’s the reason i ask this is my schedule
social studies
acapella advanced 7th grade girls choir
science
gym
9th grade math
pap language
everyone thiks im extremly smart and weird i play bball and my fav store is hollister and im in girl scout and drill/dance
help????!!!?!?!??!?!
9th grade [...]

I can go but have no legs,
I can drink but have no mouth,
When i was young i was clean,
But now that i’m old I’m getting dirty.What am I?????
a vagina

girls prefferably..theres a guy im talking to.. just as friends, but i think its going somewhere. i just want to see what kinda pick up lines sound good for him, help…
haha umm..
"i lost my number, can i have yours?"
lol i love that one..