What are some funny and good and cheesy pick up lines?

What are some of the best pick up lines you know?

Those jeans would look great on my bedroom floor!

cud ya’ll gimme sum funnay pick up lines? im not gonna use em or anythin but i just luv em bcuz they can b sooooooo hilarious sumtimes!!!
like 4 ex.:
the word of da day is "legs". let’s go back to my place and spread the word.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Would you like a prune? No? How about a date?

You must be exhausted ’cause you’ve been runnin’ through my mind all day.

You must get a ton of parking tickets because you’ve got "fine" written all over you!

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

obviously you guys are taking this waaay too seriously, this was supposed to be a fun question

you should walk up behind him and grab his butt, then say "whats cookin good lookin"

Which do you like better?
I prefer . . . .
White and Nerdy.
I Love Both, but that one is hilarious!!!

White and nerdy is just too damn funny!
Whiter than sour cream LOL!

okay, so i kinda feel like absolute crap right now.i have really low self-esteem, and lately its just been getting worse.i am a 15 year old girl and im short and thin and all of the other girls in my grade (10th) are beautiful and fully "matured". i have dirty blonde hair and blue eyes but im definitely not even close to being called beautiful..come to think of it, ive never been called beautiful before…. ever since my best friend of 8 years ditched me for someone prettier and more popular (which has been going on for about a year……LONG story), i feel like im not good enough for anything or anybody. my grades are getting worse too; im usually an A/B student but now my chemistry and geometry (worst subjects) grades are both dropping to Cs and i didn’t do too hot on finals.along with all that stuff, im probably considered somewhat of a "nerd" by now. i dont really think i am, just because someone doesn’t talk much during class and likes to read doesn’t mean they are a nerd. i want to improve on the inside and outside, but i don’t know how. if there anybody out there who knows what im going through, advice would be MUCH appreciated!

Woah, come down hunny Everyone’s beautiful- and don’t let anyone tell you different. The reason guys might not have called you beautiful is the fact that you are shy, and you said you don’t talk much. So I would go out and talk to people, forget the past. Also, the girls in your grade might be "Mature" but guys like skinny girls as well! Think about how lucky you are, mos of the girls are probably jealous of you because they have to spend like 2 hours on the treadmill to loose weight while you don’t ! Be proud of yourself As for your grades dropping, I’m thinking this is because you are focusing on other things, so I would get out and try as hard as you can ! School is for learning and becoming somebody, if you don’t suceed there you won’t suceed anywhere else ! Some tips on becoming more outgoing are that you could join a sports team, or clubs because you make more friends and you feel wanted so you become more outgoing I tried that and it totally worked! Good Luck, and I hope you the very best

There is this girl that’s been in my class for 3 years now. We never talked much, except when 2 years ago we were both involved in an inside joke (for the story, a teacher called her name in a funny way, I could imitate that perfectly and she’d laugh) but only that. No information exchange, ever.

The truth is, I was very shy until this year. I still am, but I’ve worked and improved on that. So now, we are on the same Maths class, and sometimes she sits on the desk right next to me!!! She is also kind of shy, well not exactly shy, she can stand up for herself in case someone talks sh!t about her, but she also goes red sometimes when hearing something ‘dirty’. To get the picture, she is a girl of her era, just a bit more held back, but still can talk about sex.

I liked her since then, not any crazy love, but she indeed is very sweet and cute, just my type. So this year I decided to try and approach her. One day, when she was missing on Maths class, when I saw her later, I offered on my own to give her the homework notes. She accepted smiling and thanked me, and we chatted a little bit about what we wanted to study. Another day, in maths, when I solved a hard exercise on the board, she loudly said "Well, I can’t say…you are observative!" I know, she didn’t say "Oh my, you’re so hot", but I was pleased to hear that, because as I said before, we’d hardly speak, and now she’d compliment me in front of the class… And I’m really looking into returning the compliment back, it’s not too hard after all

And in case this is interest, damn it, I still find it hard to do more! I know that by some chit-chat I won’t get her, but shyness once again knocks on my door and I just don’t know how to proceed. Asking her on a date at this point is out of question until we know each other better…I don’t know what to ask her so that I won’t pass as a nerd (studies and stuff) and still get her interest. I AM humorous but with this girl, my ‘funny things to say’ tank gets a lid on its top!

What can I do to kick nervousness in the butt? What else -please, every little detail, I need it!- small could I do to get her attention? How romantic should I be? And in case we get to know each other better, what could be a nice date idea for such a girl?

Thanks!

So first of all I think it’s really cute you are trying so hard to talk to this girl. You need to be more confindent in yourself. Just talk to her like she is someone your comfortable around and then you can impress her with the "funnies", girls do love that! lol When it comes to the point when you can ask her out, just go somewhere you can talk more if you are comfortable with that. If you are not..then you should just see a movie, thats an easy was to make it through a date, you dont even have to talk. lol Well good luck and really just be yourself!

Ok im a girl im dirty blonde im 5′3" im in 7th grade but here’s the reason i ask this is my schedule

social studies
acapella advanced 7th grade girls choir
science
gym
9th grade math
pap language

everyone thiks im extremly smart and weird i play bball and my fav store is hollister and im in girl scout and drill/dance
help????!!!?!?!??!?!

9th grade math, eh?? You rock!!!! Nerds are the coolest

I can go but have no legs,
I can drink but have no mouth,
When i was young i was clean,
But now that i’m old I’m getting dirty.What am I?????

a vagina

girls prefferably..theres a guy im talking to.. just as friends, but i think its going somewhere. i just want to see what kinda pick up lines sound good for him, help…

haha umm..
"i lost my number, can i have yours?"
lol i love that one..