I need a girls stand point on this. I need real good conversation starters for girls. Im tired of the regular "can i have your number"?. Please girls. Help me out by telling me what makes you fall for guys you dont even know =D

Pick up lines are not a good way to get a girl to like you.

if you are joking then it’s fine, but if your serious then no.

some funny ones i’ve heard:

1.) Say my name is Liz. a guy comes up and says "kiss me if i’m wrong, but isn’t your name Ally?"

2.) "You look alot like my next girfriend"

a serious way would be to go up to her with a big smile on your face and say something like hey i know you don’t know me, but i’d really like to get to know you.

What are some good pick-up lines or flirty words for tall guys to use?

Don’t do it. Pick up lines are repulsive.

do you have a crystal ball in your pocket cuz i can see myself in your pants!

is your dad a baker cuz you got some tatsy buns!

ur dad must b a marine cuz you got some big guns!

do you know any pickup lines?

If i could re write the alphabet i would but "u"and "i" together.

If the # 1 pick up line is ( you are the most beautiful person I have ever met! )

Is the 2nd best pick up line,( you are the 2nd best looking person I ever met! )

What kind of girl or guy do you think you could get with 2nd best.

Is 2nd best good enough for you?

Oh dear, this is a terribly odd question.

I want to change the lyrics in a song like weird al yankovic does to some of his songs like ugly girl is really barbie girl but with different lyrics and white and nerdy is ridin’ dirty. I want the voice to say it in the song also.

As a longtime fan of Al and a sometime lyric mutator myself, I usually concentrate on the original song’s rhyme scheme first (once I’ve decided on the overall theme of the parody). The next thing I do is work out a rough structure of what each line should say and try to work out the particular words each line would end with to match the original’s rhyming scheme. Once I have that much, it’s mainly a matter of playing with various words in the rest of each line to fit the original song’s beat as closely as possible while conveying the idea I decided the line should have.

i just met him and im pretty sure he’s into me but im not entirely sure
ive been talking to him for bout 2 hours a day for the past 2 days on aimits kinda long sorry but yea i had to show a point
i just met him like 3 days ago
anyway

here are stuff that he says that might imply that he likes me

we are talking bout school and my classes
and randomly he asks
lol but do your parents actually let you go out during weekend?

i said something about going to a bball game and getting notes and stuff for the school newpaper and he wasnted to tag along too

he invited me to hang out an chill at this coffee house type of place today after school

he invited me to go see a concert with him on his birthday in a few months

we were planning to hang out today during lunch and he was worried about it raining and his hair getting messed up
he said it would make a bad first impression
and we kinda glanced at eaother before but today was officially our first real meeting

he was telling me that i shoulf finish my hw and such and i called him daddy and he was like
whoa no need to call me daddy yet, we havent gone to second base yet

and at school today he was like i think my friend (who everyone thinks likes him) is jealous of you
he was giving me a lot of attention today cuz it was our first metting and all

he keeps making sure i wont forget to give him a big hug everytime i see him
and he keeps giving me hugs
more than usual

ew were talking about a lot of personal stuff
like his problems and how he can be a nerd and all his insecurities

he kept complimenting me
your cute your like outgoing and you your like idk got a cool personality and you play sports which is def cool cuz it means your not afraid to like get down and dirty in the nonsexual way
and i did the same to him cept like ur cool ur cute ur funny ur pretty chill

and we kept teasing eachother through our conversations

and he told me a little bout his last realtionship and hoe they went out and she was evil and how they never made out or anything

and we were talking about how girls pund on so much makeup and he was like yea its good that you dont wear any and ur still really cute

he is like super sweet and nice
and always gives hugs
im not sure if thats how he is or if he is being extra touchy cuz he might like me or its cuz we just met and he didnt want me to feel left out

we have been talking as if we ahve been friends for awhile
and what we would like to see in another person and it happens to be describing eachother

i am starting to like the guy
ive been talking to him a lot and i think i might know him prett well
he has asked me to hang out with him like seriously i counted 7 times in the past 2 days

probably, ask his friends if he likes you.

answer mine?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AsBOqN550Yf7erIOQj8YBi3sy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20090206220546AA4K1Hq

It was Friday night, and the Sumo Nerd Center ("The Nerd") had scheduled the biggest pro wrestling match of the entire season. The featured wrestlers, far and away the most popular with the fans, were the stupendous Brian "The Bod" Shore and his fiercest rival, the awesome Mike "All-Man" Mangello. The two men squared off and began to go into the routine they had rehearsed and choreographed earlier in the week. Many of the moves, the "pile driver" especially, were real crowd-pleasers, and the two wrestlers went at them with relish.
After several minutes of intense activity and exciting wrestling moves, Mike did the one thing he and Brian had specifically agreed would not be done. He grabbed Brian and threw him ruthlessly to the floor in a "power bomb." While this rather astonishing move is a favorite of wrestling fans everywhere, Brian had been having a recurrence of an old back injury in recent weeks, and had specifically forbidden any use of the "power bomb" in his match with Mike. Brian yelped in pain. "You cotton-headed ninny-muggins!" he roared at Mike. Enraged, Brian took a real swing at Mike, who ducked, and Brian landed a stunning blow on one of the fans, Spider, who had jumped into the ring and come up just behind Mike. Spider was in fact a "plant" in the audience, hired by the Nerd to "work the crowd" by rushing into the ring when he felt it was a particularly dramatic moment. Spider was knocked out of the ring, right over the ropes, where he landed right on top of 12-year old Tim.While all this excitement was going on, Ginger, another huge wrestling fan, had gone to the women’s room to answer an ill-timed call of nature. As she emerged from the stall and approached the sinks, she slipped on a puddle of dirty water in front of the sink, and crashed to the floor, landing painfully on her arm. Frieda, a Nerd employee serving as custodian of the ladies room for the event, was outside on a break, having a cigarette and talking on a cell phone at the time. Ginger has a broken arm from her fall on the wet floor. She wants to sue the Nerd for its failure to maintain the area in a safe condition. A city ordinance applicable to the Nerd states in relevant part:
Every such facility shall, during all its sporting events, have a custodian or security officer on duty in every restroom on the premises, to assure the safety of the patrons.
It is well known that the ordinance was passed because the Nerd, in particular, was known for sports events in which the fans were often rowdy and engaged in fights in the restrooms.
Discuss all intentional tort claims that might be raised in these lawsuits:
a) Brian v. Mike
b) Spider v. Brian
c) Tim v. Spider
d) Does Ginger have a cause of action against The Nerd Center?
e) How would the Nerd respond?

…this is a good one, I’ll be back going to get another cup of
coffee!
…enjoy!

i love him very much but im not corney so would like some names. i usually call him a nerd or punk, sometimes idiot! have u got any other ideas. nothing dirty though lol!

um cute names :
babyy
babe
baby boo
hunny
hunny cakes
snuggle bunny
sunshine um idk if those fit your needs

I.T as in computing, not what your dirty mind tells you lmao.

But yeah I am doing IT in college soon and wanna know its not just full of nerds with there tissue in there back pocket and crap is it?

How about goth/emo chicks that be cool.
I dont know random question but yaaa help me out lol.

im pretty sexyish/gothish/emoish and i am SO into computers lol ill take IT with you ;p

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