super rough.. but i needed a youtube video up quick.. this ones just for fun:)

V1

heres the story of a girl i once knew
here body was a 10 and her face so beautiful
walked like she knew who she was and where
loved to make them guys all stop and stare

drooling and barking like a dog in heat
staring at her like shes some piece of meat
that’s not me or what i see cause i respect her
she thinks as guys as dudes that just wanna subject her

i got morals and ethics on the line
got nothing but her eyes on my mind
I’m not some sicko thinking dirty all the time
I’m just nerdy white kid not trying to commit a crime

I’ll talk to you like your a human being
take you to a lake maybe do some site seeing
we’ll watch a movie and cuddle at the worst
but before i do any of that i gotta meet ya first

Chorus

and say
i think your sexy
i think your a cutie
i wanna get to know ya
i wanna get to show ya

what a real man is who treats you like a queen
i wanna give you what you want want to give you everything

V2

palms sweaty cause i see her across the room
I’m all nervous cause she’s wearing that perfume
that make my heart beat ten times faster
and any slip up this could be a disaster

gotta say the right things at the right time
gotta do it all perfect just to make her mine
thinking too hard she might just decline
but her eyes is so perfect and they both so sublime

amazing she maybe from the way that i see
she’s too good for me y’all probably do agree
that i cant go and get girl like that
that i should just go and take what i can get

but i got drive and a heart for that woman
shes the one that I’ve always been pursuing
since day one when i saw her in this place
i wanted to get with her but first i have to say

V3

here we go I’m walking up to her
I’m freaking out don’t even know what to say to her
better think of something quick and hope i don’t forget
hope i don’t smell cause I’m starting to sweat

i feel so small and out of place
next to all these guys that make me look like a disgrace
I’m kind of small thin and lanky
I’m like that kid from little rascals whats his name spanky

oh well guess I’ll have to give this a shot
I’m praying to god that i don’t mess this up
cross my fingers and cross my heart
here we go now I’m going to start

i said hey girl you hot like a flame
i wanna start out this two way love game
lets start off with saying first name
i kinda like you and i hope you feel the same

V4

i don’t walk up to girls as cute as you
but now I’m feeling sick like i got the swine flu
cause your amazing to me and probably out of my league
but that’s not stopping me from being intrigued

she smiles and laughs and her faces flushes
which makes me smile and then my face blushes
i said I’m not the type to get these crushes
but i cant stop my heart from getting these rushes

she says I’m kinda cute and she likes my smile
she likes the way i dress and likes my style
right back at ya girl plus i like your hair
i was in the other room i couldn’t help but stare

at your face your waste and everything in between
i got a thing for your type if you know what i mean
i wanna take you away and and I’m glad you agree
but before we do any of that first ya gotta see

i think your sexy
i think your a cutie
i wanna get to know ya
i wanna get to show ya

what a real man is who treats you like a queen
i wanna give you what you want want to give you everything

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The doorbell rang just as I loaded the last dirty dish into the dishwasher. I slammed the creaky old thing shut, pushed the start button, and dashed down the hall towards the front door. I opened the maple brown door to find Chloe Banks panting and out of breath in front of me. A flicker of recognition shone in her eyes, then the usual, evil, milky brown took back over. “Water please?” she croaked. It was a dusty, fry-an-egg-on-the-sidewalk kind of day. Chloe wore her curly brown hair in a messy ponytail and had on hot pink running shorts. Her ever-perfect makeup was as perfect as ever. Chloe tapped her foot impatiently and said again, “Water please?” I blinked in surprise and stammered, “Oh, umm…y-ya…wait r-right here.”
“Rude,” she muttered under her breath.
“On second thought, why don’t you come inside and take a seat out of the sun?” I cooed sweetly, having gotten over the surprise of finding her on my doorstep.
Chloe and I have been rivals for as long as I could remember. She is pretty, preppy, popular, and well, competitive. Now me, I am all of those things except preppy. I hate cheering and anything else that requires jumping around in little skirts. You see, at our school we have 3 major groups of people. Two of these groups are popular. One is not. The first popular group is cheerleaders, so it’s only about 10 girls or so, and Chloe belongs to this group. The second popular group is the athletes, which is where I, Danielle fit in, along with most of my friends. The last group is the nerds and geeks who sit around all day and night in the library. Anyway, Chloe and I are always at each other’s throats; whether it be in the classroom arguing over who gets to be the class leader, or in extra-curricular activities deciding who should be the captain of whatever we are doing. Chloe followed me through the dark hallway, the linoleum-floored kitchen, and into the cool and welcoming living room. There were a few sofas here and there, along with a La-Z boy recliner and a few coffee tables. Chloe plopped herself down and looked at me expectantly. I turned on my heel and briskly walked back into the kitchen to fetch her water. “Danielle, get a hold of yourself!” I thought. “Why are you doing everything she asks you to do? You aren’t one to be bossed around. It’s your house! Do something! Don’t take her crap!” I sighed and returned to the living room with her requested glass of water. But she wasn’t there; instead I found Chloe around the corner prowling in my drawers. “Is there a problem?” I hissed at her. “Oh Danielle, Danielle, Danielle! I wanted to tell you something!” she began as she turned back around and took the water from my hand. She took a long gulp and handed it back. “You know, I’m not so thirsty now…I think I would rather talk.”

so you know that they are enemies but what could happen nxt? why would chloe want to talk to danielle if she hates her?? im stuck! please rate what i have so far and leave some comments to what could happen next! thanks!

When Danielle finds Chloe looking through her drawers she should say "find what you were looking for?" add a bit of sarcasm.

As for what could happen next umm..

1) Chloe could be setting Danielle up distracting her while the rest of chloe’s friends are vandalizing Danielle’s house (or car if shes old enough)

2) Or she actually wants to talk to Danielle about something serious, like umm they are both in the same extra curricular activity or sport and she wants to talk about putting differences aside to beat the rival school

3) Chloe could be threatening Danielle telling her to stay away from a guy that they both like because prom (or a school dance) is coming up and she wants to go with him. So Chloe and her friends find a way to make sure he asks Chloe to the dance and he does but by the end of the book he likes Danielle because she is not fake and preppy like Chloe.

Ok so im in 5th grade and i am very pretty.(not to brag).and i hang out with sort of nerds.but they are my best friends.and one of them who isnt a nerd likes me.he is the most popular kid in the school.and i like him back.anyways there are a lot of people at my school who are so mean to me.like they stare at me with dirty and mean looks.like there is this girl named joleene and she hangs out with one of my old best friends.(still a best friend)and one day i kind of had my head down on my desk because i was tired.and then she made fun of me and imitated me to one of her friends.to make the long story short everyone talks about me.i even think rumors are going on idk.

any advice would help
thanks!
please help! i run home crying all the time

Just be nice and friendly to everyone.
Make them wonder what in the world she is talking about.
She sounds jealous and insecure.

Be the mature person,do not let her upset you,because that is what she wants you to do.

Do you think she wants to be your friend,
why Not!

It was Friday night, and the Sumo Nerd Center ("The Nerd") had scheduled the biggest pro wrestling match of the entire season. The featured wrestlers, far and away the most popular with the fans, were the stupendous Brian "The Bod" Shore and his fiercest rival, the awesome Mike "All-Man" Mangello. The two men squared off and began to go into the routine they had rehearsed and choreographed earlier in the week. Many of the moves, the "pile driver" especially, were real crowd-pleasers, and the two wrestlers went at them with relish.
After several minutes of intense activity and exciting wrestling moves, Mike did the one thing he and Brian had specifically agreed would not be done. He grabbed Brian and threw him ruthlessly to the floor in a "power bomb." While this rather astonishing move is a favorite of wrestling fans everywhere, Brian had been having a recurrence of an old back injury in recent weeks, and had specifically forbidden any use of the "power bomb" in his match with Mike. Brian yelped in pain. "You cotton-headed ninny-muggins!" he roared at Mike. Enraged, Brian took a real swing at Mike, who ducked, and Brian landed a stunning blow on one of the fans, Spider, who had jumped into the ring and come up just behind Mike. Spider was in fact a "plant" in the audience, hired by the Nerd to "work the crowd" by rushing into the ring when he felt it was a particularly dramatic moment. Spider was knocked out of the ring, right over the ropes, where he landed right on top of 12-year old Tim.While all this excitement was going on, Ginger, another huge wrestling fan, had gone to the women’s room to answer an ill-timed call of nature. As she emerged from the stall and approached the sinks, she slipped on a puddle of dirty water in front of the sink, and crashed to the floor, landing painfully on her arm. Frieda, a Nerd employee serving as custodian of the ladies room for the event, was outside on a break, having a cigarette and talking on a cell phone at the time. Ginger has a broken arm from her fall on the wet floor. She wants to sue the Nerd for its failure to maintain the area in a safe condition. A city ordinance applicable to the Nerd states in relevant part:
Every such facility shall, during all its sporting events, have a custodian or security officer on duty in every restroom on the premises, to assure the safety of the patrons.
It is well known that the ordinance was passed because the Nerd, in particular, was known for sports events in which the fans were often rowdy and engaged in fights in the restrooms.
Discuss all intentional tort claims that might be raised in these lawsuits:
a) Brian v. Mike
b) Spider v. Brian
c) Tim v. Spider
d) Does Ginger have a cause of action against The Nerd Center?
e) How would the Nerd respond?

…this is a good one, I’ll be back going to get another cup of
coffee!
…enjoy!

*next day at school*
random guy: hey nerd!
Nick: what did u say??
RG: i think u heard me 4.0 guy!
Nick: WTF! WERE DID U HEAR THAT?
RG: its all over the school. i heard joe talkin about it!
Nick: ughh joe! GET OUT OF MY FACE!
RG: fine fineee… goshh *leaves*

Nick: *goes over to Joe* JOEEE!!! U! UR GONNA BE SORRY FOR WHAT U DID!
Joe: did what?
Nick: u kno! the whole 4.0 average!
Joe: i didnt do that *lying*
Nick: *sarcastic* yeah sure! i mean ur the only who knew!
Joe: u sure about that? remember yesterday?
Nick: *flashbak* OHH SHIT! U THINK SHE TOLD?
Joe: maybee…….
Nick: right im gonna go!
Joe: haha again, stupid boy!

*nick was so mad he grabbed Sam and took he rot the closet, then he tied her up tight so she cant escape*
Sam: wtf! nick i gotta go to class unlike u who skips everyday!
Nick: shhh baby just enjoyy! *starts kissing her neck*
Sam: *moans a little* wait no stop!
Nick: shut up! *puts tape ove rher mouth so she wont talk* *takes her clothes off and takes his clothes off* sticks 2 fingers in her and and plays with her pussy* *he puts an condom on and goes in her*
_____________________________________
OMG! DID SAM WANT NICK TO DO THAT?
WOULD HAVE SHE PREFERRED JOE?
WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT?
AM I A FREAK?
WHO KNOWS?
LOL?

comment & rate atleast 5 comments till next one!

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I’ve liked this guy for a really long time now. I’ve been way too scared to say anything to him. I’ve hinted around about it a few times. He teases me-like I like to read & I make good grades, & he calls me a nerd, but not in a mean way. He’s stuck ice down my shirt before (don’t think anything dirty, people!), & we’ve thrown ice at each other before. He’s punched me on the arm & that kind of thing, but it was never in a mean way either. I might have caught him looking at me a few times, but we always look away. I have my doubts though. Since I’ve liked him, he’s had a GF, but she moved far away to go to school. My bff met him, & we hung out w/ each other. My bff tried to get info for me, but she wasn’t very successful. She’s only met him once or twice & they never talk. We’re all friends on eachother’s myspaces, & I know it’s lame to base anything off this, but my friend somehow made it on his top. I’m nowhere on there. But, I still have other doubts. By the way, he’s 19, I’m 17.

oh, firstly i dont think that the age is anything to worry about and it does sound like you are great friends.What i would worry about are the arm punches and the name calling, although they are all in great fun, would you really call the girl you liked a nerd? Whist guys do poke gently fun at the girls they like the names are often quickly followed by a hug and an "im only joking" Has he done this to you? You say you through ice and stuff at each other and he put ice cream on the front of your top, to me that sounds more of a friends thing.
My question would be does he know that you like him? I mean have you told him?
The looks could be a friendly thing and just because a guy looks at a girl it doesn’t mean that they like her.
From what i hear, although sorry to say it, it does sound an awful lot more like a mate thing that a relationship in the making. I’m sorry.
But you do sound to be good mates and sometimes that’s better anyways.
Also because your maybe not in his top friends and she is, if he only met her once then why would she be above you? I think that they may talk a little more than they tell you, possibly to spare your feelings, or that he may have a crush on her.
I wouldn’t however read too much into that.
I think that if this guy is lucky enough to have your feelings then he should realise that and ask you out, but if he doesn’t then he isn’t worth you. Ask yourself is this guy worth your heartache? if not, then you have the answer. I mean is he someone who you truely adore and would want to get hurt for?
I think you could do far better, you dont need his confused signals.

Hope it all works out

On Thursday, January 14th 2010, Adam and I (Brian) will be at N.E.R.D. in Boston to speak on behalf of midtown Manhattans Roger Smith Hotel at Jeff Pulver’s #140 Meet-Up. This is a special event for us because although we live in NYC we are both New Englanders, Adam is from from Antrim, NH and I am from Kennebunkport, ME. We will be arriving in Boston Thursday afternoon and heading to The Elliot Hotel in The Back Bay. After checking in we are hoping to meet some of our loyal supporters from Boston – In Real Life!

If you are unable to attend the event and would like to meet up please contact us via twitter @RSHotel @AdWal or @Bsimi and let us know when and where, we will try to accommodate. Looking forward to many familiar faces and hopefully a lot of new ones.

See you Thursday Boston!

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I hope someone out there can relate to my thoughts -

Where to start? I’m going to be honest. I’m only twelve, but I’m very, very mature for my age. I feel like there’s nothing in life left for me to figure out. Although I tend to look I life from a zoomed-out perspective (if you know what I mean). I think very logically and I think way too much into things, but this is a very general aspect of my everyday life.

I get embarrassed very easily and I take criticism very harshly. At school, I don’t fit in, especially with the other girls. I’m the quiet girl. I bring books to lunchtime because I don’t want people to talk to me. I get embarrassed by the kids around me when they say dirty things like kids my age do. I’m quiet because when I speak my voice is a ghost. I stutter. When I talk, I can’t hear myself. I can’t make conversation. I have no social life. I have acne (not so bad, but I always think that that’s all people see when they look at me). I get embarrassed when people watch me do things, especially eat. I start to sweat when people look at me. I keep to myself very much.

I would be happily independent at school if it wasn’t for the fact that there is a teacher I have a crush on, and I want him to think that I’m a normal, down to earth middle school girl. I force myself to tolerate people long enough to walk with me down the hall when I am passing by his class. When noone is around, I have to awkwardly thumble through my papers as if I am rushing to class. I think I walk awkwardly.

People shoving my in the halls doesn’t help. I wish I could go about my day without any interference from anyone else. They all mess with me!!! I get soooo embarrassed when people do things to me. Like once, for no apparant reason, this guy put a bottle of lotion on the top of my locker door when I was about to close it. I had no idea what to do so I stood there awkwardly while everyone snickered. Finally, after five minutes of ignoring it and riffling through my locker when I already had my books, someone actually came and took it off my locker door. I had no idea what to make of it so my face turned beat red and I ran down the hall. I cried about it later that day. Don’t ask why.

I’m very smart for my age. I always want to learn. My teachers compliment me like crazy. Especially the one that I like. One time, my science teacher asked me what I wanted to be when I grow up and said that I was unbelievable smart and that she was glad to have me in her class. I’m proud of making good grades, but I get called a nerd way to often. I take it very very very personally.
I’m not comfortable with myself. I can’t let go and have fun because I’m scared I’ll look stupid.

I’m not satisfied with my life. I do the same thing every day and come home to nothing. I used to have something to look forward to – getting home. Now, when I think about getting home, I get sad. I don’t want to come home and put up with more people. I want to be left alone. My mom and my brother aggravate me. I’m short-tempered. I just want to go to my room and read or work on a project or research something online. These are my hobbies.

My life is a complete circle. Home, school, home, schoool. When does it end? When can I sit down and sigh and say "phew!! im done!! i dont have to live this life anymore!!"?? A complete circle. Wake up, get ready, 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th period, home, sleep, repeat. No joy. No straying from the path. No end. I’ve thought hard into this and it makes me wonder why I put up with it. Why don’t I…. do something? anything? I hate my life. My life is a circle. continuous work. no reward. continuous stress. continuous putting up with shit. I will never get to sit down and say "glad thats over!" Never. Not when I die. Not after I die. And it makes me think if this life is really worth the effort I put into it. . .

I want to know if anyone can relate to me or what I should do. This is not a whim. I’ve felt like this for two years and I can’t seem to

I’m very impressed with you. I’m tired of seeing all the immaturity and kids "trying" to act grown up at your age by doing things they are too young to do, but you do seem pretty mature and I respect that.
Is it sad that I am very impressed, as well, with your grammar? (Sorry English major) Definitely not something that you see often. But embrace it hun, because you have a gift.

Its obvious that you don’t fit in with your peers. It doesn’t help to hear that, because it doesn’t make things any easier, but it’s hard to feel comfortable around people that you have nothing in common with. And at you age, with your intellect, that’s obviously noted.

Sounds to me like you have a bit of a social phobia. Which I think comes mainly from the fact that you are (dare I say it?) superior to those around you? I’m sure if you found people you can relate to better you might feel more comfortable socially.

I think the fact that you feel like you are living in this daily cycle that is bringing about your short temper, And maybe you are just naturally a bit of a loner. I usually lock myself in my room as well because I just don’t like dealing with my family. It’s not abnormal.

As for the cycle thing. I completely relate to you on that. It’s hard to see life as more than just your daily routine. However, my advice to you is to try and find something to spice it up. Right now, however, you are too young for a job, but what are your plans for the future? It seems to me like you are the type of person that needs constant change and intellectual excitement. Not really sure what your interests would be, but I know that you wouldn’t be happy with a typical 9-5, because I know that I wouldn’t. I’m sure if you talked to your teachers or counselors or something, they might be able to find a program for you to get into. Something that you’d enjoy doing that will make life seem less mundane and routine. That might help you break out of this cycle. Right now, however, this cycle may not end, and you may not be able to sit down and say "phew, I’m done" until you get out of school. But the opportunities that you will have by putting in all this stress and shit will be the reward you are looking for.

It’s sad that you are questioning if life is worth the effort at such a young age. I know where you’re coming from, but you really wont be able to get those answers until you get older. Which really sucks to hear, I’m sure. But like I said earlier, try and find a program/internship/volunteer opportunity that you’d enjoy. Finding happiness and diversity in a cycled life is part of our jobs on Earth. The wake up school/work home repeat becomes a given, its finding the opportunities in life that make us enjoy our lives more.

If you want any help with anything, anyone to vent to, or whatever you can email me at emptybox1988@yahoo.com. I really feel where you are coming from and I think you have great potential to be a strong role in this world and don’t like hearing you question the boredom of life.

Okay, I posted again, with more details.

Jw, Do I have a personality?

Pros:
I:
-am 5′6
-athletic
-can make a lot of people laugh
-not very shy
-am a band nerd (well I’m not sure if that’s a pro but still)
-am smart
-smile a lot
-I’m not afraid to speak my mind
-Have a casual but classy sense of style
-am brave, I’ll do just about anything from sky diving to a simple dare
-am rarely embarrassed
-am very funny && have a good sense of humor
I do:
-Basketball
-Track
-Karate
I have:
-Green eyes
-shoulder length dirty blonde hair
-an athletic figure, not a stick, but not fat or chunky.
-lots of friends
Cons:
-When I break up with someone, I don’t usually do it nicely
-I have a few zits, like everyone
-I don’t wear make up
-I am kind of a tom boy
-I can get annoying
-I’m a little bossy
-I don’t like it when guys open the door for you and stuff
-I talk A LOT

if i wasnt gay then i would totoally date u

Not sure if this is any good, but I thought I’d share it with ya’s

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