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  • im so sad right now what can i do?

    Posted by admin on March 11th, 2010 and filed under dirty nerds | 3 Comments »

    im 15 and never had a bf,and i got braces in july last year and my top teeth have gone crooked for some reason but my bottom teeth have straightened dramatically.but i have a dilema.i leave school in one year and my school formal/prom(same thing to me) is in febuary but everyone starts asking round about december time.all my friends can be so backstabbing and two of them are horrible at times.im more worried who im gonna travel there with becuase i have hardly any friends and they all have bf’s and nobody wants to go out with me cos i have braces. so i can go with two friends who stranded me in the city and i had to wait in my aunts shop till mum came and got me then i have two best friends who would say i could go with them but they will al have dates and we are always falling out.and i was at my grans today and she said i have to get a date and when i said i can go with friends instead she gave me a dirty look and was like no you have to get a date.but the guys that like me are complete jerks,nerds,geeks and are very ugly.usualy i would go for personality but theres a limit to me.then the guy next door who i was gonna ask is a nerd,ugly and i would get the piss taken outta me for it.
    so what am i gonna do cos it would look weird being dropped off at the venue by my mum or dad when everyone else will be arriving in limos and hummers.

    someone help me please?

    Those girls are jerks, you should not listen to them. Don’t either rush relationships. If they just want you for what you have, don’t worry about that stupid prom. Also, forget about the braces thing. If a guy really liked you he wouldn’t care about your braces. I personally don’t care much about the looks. My last girlfriend wasn’t that cute, but who cares. Get new friends. I personally like a girl that has braces on an that’s the least significant thing. My issue is her stupid boyfriend.

    MC Badness at Urban Nerds

    Posted by admin on March 9th, 2010 and filed under dirty nerds | 1 Comment »

    MC Badness on stage and freestyle @ Urban Nerds

    www.urban-nerds.com
    www.myspace.com/urbannerds

    Duration : 0:1:52

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    Attracted to what most people define ugly or weird?

    Posted by admin on March 8th, 2010 and filed under dirty nerds | 4 Comments »

    I have very strong sexual attractions to the oddest people like dare I say it…."The Mad Hatter" from Alice in wonder land but I’m not attracted to Johny Depp and its not just the looks its the actions and how he is to and the other person……..Pee Wee Herman he is soo sexy more than the mad hatter he is just soo freaking hot ♥_♥ most people are like "Pee Wee really?" I just say yes and drop it but i like Paul Reubens the sexy man behind Pee Wee but I also love pee wee idk if its the dirty mind hidden behind the innocence I seriously like freaking masturbate to Paul Reubens like for instance he was talking to some girl in the eighties and he said "Lets play a game its called Can I Touch You Here?" and he would point to a spot like her elbow shoulder knee but you know what he was thinking and his haircut from 01′ ohhh *melts into puddle* I have always liked nerds there I said it but nerds are sexy I love love love big noses like I’m not racist but jew noses there hot I find that the has been arrested 4 times even sexier okay maybe not the child pornography charge but everything else even the 1971 charge *g before you think im crazy see this video of Paul from alot of different ages http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15MZZQ2m05w ← sexy video of paul and another questions why am i so odd like from ever since i can remember i have always done things differently like i recently started wearing ym watch where the face is towards me and math problems i wlways prolong them but it always end up working even if i wasn’t taught that way and i dont understand directions well but if i know the overall goal i could find a better way and i never did the pointless things the teacher told me like in kindergarten she made me color all the penguins on the page even though it was math and i refused to do it soooooo my two questions are Do i have weird taste in guys because thats the way i was raised or is it just in my blood and same with the other thing are my odd habits from the way i was raised or my blood? KThnxBai

    Sincerely yours,
    ♥Pee♥Wee♥Herman♥lover♥

    (I’m 12)

    I’m thinking that "weird" guys are effectively "exotic" guys. And strange and unusual things are frequently fetishised and desired. The process is "The exotic becomes the erotic" you can look it up if you want.

    It’s actually some innate way to prevent inbreeding. And it’s all perfectly normal.

    what are some horrible man’s name? anymore to add?

    Posted by admin on March 6th, 2010 and filed under dirty nerds | 18 Comments »

    oliver: smelly, fat, obnoxious
    isaac: nerd
    jesus: why would anyone disrespect christ by naming their kids jesus?
    albert/hubert: some people said this name is bad. it doesn’t sound too macho that’s for sure.
    robert: similar to above. seems kinda shady
    willard: such a horrible name that will smith pretended it’s william in fresh prince of bel air. that mitt romney decides to use his middle name
    mark: all guys with this name are nerds
    brian: ditto
    seth: ditto. and fat too
    matthew: ditto, but matt seems okay
    colton: wtf? name your kid pony while you’re at it
    eli: pink-faced fat guy who never grows up
    austin: austin powers. another name for fat, nerdy kids
    jeremy: all the jeremy i know are homosexual
    jordan: i’m sorry, but you’re not michael jordan
    james: way too proper. jimmy is all right
    jacob: another nerdy name
    jackson: wow didn’t know michael jackson is still popular
    edward: edward no. but ed or eddie seems okay
    levi: lol levi’s?
    john: john means toilet back in the days
    ian: a bit shady. not the social type
    samuel: too nerdy. sammy or sam sounds bad too
    christian: nerdy, fat kid with facial hair. way to reaffirm your faith mom and dad
    max: maximus good. max horrible
    jake: why jake when jack is more convenient and easier to pronounce? jake seems like a dirty truck driver or stalker.
    xavier: way too proper
    peter: horrible name nuff said
    richard: ditto
    henry: ditto
    andrew: ditto
    paul: ditto
    charles: ditto. charlie sounds horrible too.
    anymore?

    I actually do agree with most of those.
    Esp. Robert, eww. I also don’t like William, Sarah, Allison, Jessica, or Lily.
    However, I really like Austin, for a girl or boy.
    Jordan I think is cute too.
    And Jake I like a lot!
    Seth is okay. & Colton too.

    Weird Al…”White & Nerdy”

    Posted by admin on March 6th, 2010 and filed under dirty nerds | 25 Comments »

    Weird Al does a parody of Chamillionaire’s Ridin Dirty

    Duration : 0:2:51

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    can someone explain the lyrics to this song ?

    Posted by admin on March 5th, 2010 and filed under dirty nerds | 2 Comments »

    heres the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BE_KTRQccwA

    the lyrics:
    Tablo & MYK – For the Kids
    (Instrumental: Pharcyde – Passin’ Me By)

    Lyrics by Tablo & MYK

    life is a mystery in all shapes, sizes and angles

    from crop circles to Bermuda triangles

    the fate of the world is shaky like bike handles

    in the final hour, even some demons die angels

    what’s true is true isn’t what you think it is

    when the real world is a bad dream like incubus

    triple X, triple Z, it’s the same damn thing

    you get f***ed if your eyes are closed when the alarm rings

    sing, passin’ the mic back and forth, forth and back

    broke emcees, choke emcees who can’t afford to rap

    or choose to stay hungry, imma stay hungry

    free-fall, bounce back like it was a bungee

    I snap back like a slingshot

    bring hotness, yes, no stress cleanin’ up this mess

    in this hiphop-ness I found my niche
    let that b**ch breathe

    remember rap when it used to be fun as hell?
    remember rap like it was with Big Pun and L?

    who cares about East or West or the dirty South
    when you’ve got no diamonds in your dirty mouth?

    it’s a burning house, hip hop goin’ poof

    no wonder everybody wants to raise the roof

    I see proof everyday that seekin’ heaven is bleak
    I see proof everyday like Eminem in his sleep

    the devil is deep water, kid, and nobody is stoppin’ ya
    slip a toe in, in you go like slavia

    silly rap sessions, thoughtless wordplay

    hip hop nerds stay poem sketchin’

    a coloring book for the philosophers

    I lost a verse, and this is its half-assed rendition

    I spit rhymes just to pass the time

    and if life is just a brainstorm, then I’m a mastermind

    always last in line, cause I don’t care enough

    but when my time comes, best believe that I tear shit up

    this is for you kids who don’t wanna be a businessman

    this is for you kids who don’t have a damn business plan

    let me see two in the sky, guy, one for the living

    stay fly, high, one for the music in ‘I’

    two for the good life

    keep the champagne sittin’ in the freezer on the block of that cool ice

    stay nice, eskimo cool flow

    I say why you gotta be testin’ a dude yo?

    stop guessin’ at clues, you’ll be destined to lose

    yeah we fresh when we move and we blessed in the booth
    i get the main idea it’s just some of the puns in between that i don’t get

    its saying that sometime you need to take a step back from the wars and fights of the war and enjoy the ride. if you are always worrying about the wars and negatives you wont enjoy your life. life is not made to fight it is made to fight for

    Please don’t think i’m mean…but why do only "losers" like me?

    Posted by admin on March 2nd, 2010 and filed under dirty nerds | 2 Comments »

    i’m not a loser, i am pretty popular and a lot of people tell me i’m pretty (other girls and nerds).

    lots of guys have said there friends say i’m hot, but none have done anything about it, and sometimes the guys that say i’m "hot" like someone else.

    heres a brief description of what i look like….
    dirty blonde
    athletic body- i play gymnastics volleyball softball and i swim…and ski
    short
    blue green eyes(big)
    and nice and cute

    help please…tips r appreciated

    Maybe your standards are too high?

    DO HOT CHICKS DO IT IN COLLEGE…!!?

    Posted by admin on February 28th, 2010 and filed under dirty nerds | 2 Comments »

    I.T as in computing, not what your dirty mind tells you lmao.

    But yeah I am doing IT in college soon and wanna know its not just full of nerds with there tissue in there back pocket and crap is it?

    How about goth/emo chicks that be cool.
    I dont know random question but yaaa help me out lol.

    im pretty sexyish/gothish/emoish and i am SO into computers lol ill take IT with you ;p

    Ridin Dirty / White&Nerdy

    Posted by admin on February 28th, 2010 and filed under dirty nerds | 25 Comments »

    A part from Ridin Dirty / White&Nerdy played on the piano.

    Duration : 0:0:35

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    Do you perceive girls with mostly guy friends as sluts?

    Posted by admin on February 27th, 2010 and filed under dirty nerds | 13 Comments »

    I’m a 15 year old girl, and I have no female friends (some acquaintances, but none that I hang out with outside of school). My groups of friends consists of my boyfriend and 3 other dudes. At my lunch table, I’m the only girl. I’m not really a tomboy, I just get along better with guys (I’ve never been able to understand drama and it seems like it comes along with girlfriends). I love video games (I have 3 80s on WoW, and am generally just a huge nerd). I LOVE dirty jokes and can basically turn anything anyone says into an innuendo if I want to. It seems like most girlfriends I’ve ever had have just ended up trying to start stuff with me or spreading rumors about me.

    I’m just a bit worried that people might think of me as weird or a slut (well, I guess I am weird, but I’m not a slut and am extremely loyal to my bf).
    I do like other girls (I’m always friendly to them and will start up conversations randomly because I like to talk), I just try to not get really close to them, because ever since I was in 5th grade girls have been nothing but terrible to me. I’m really trying to get over that though.

    Who cares what anyone outside of your friends thinks? I have mostly guy friends, because most of the girls I know are bitchy, shallow, and annoying. I’d rather play video games, watch Speedway, and knock back a few beers with the guys than go shopping, talk about makeup, and gossip with the girls any day.

    Girls come with waaaay much more drama. There’s no ‘omg Darren looked at me!!!’ or bitching over somebody dating somebody else’s ex with guys. It’s a simpler, and nicer kind of friendship.