or for them to want to call me? i work at wendys s and i see allot of hot chicks there and i was wondering what are some good ways to "break the ice" ?

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

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Pickup Lines put to the test.

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I have a STUPID test about silly things and was wondering if you had any good and FUNNY ideas.

Just nod and smile.

anybody know some good pick up lines? if you do, tell me. and also, how do you know when a girl wants to kiss you?

Let’s make like dryer softener and snuggle (:
oh and…
How much does a polar bear weigh? (he/she answers) Enough to break the ice. (introduce yourself)
and since I’m a girl I guess when she is flirting constantly with you and yeahhhhh

I need a girls stand point on this. I need real good conversation starters for girls. Im tired of the regular "can i have your number"?. Please girls. Help me out by telling me what makes you fall for guys you dont even know =D

Pick up lines are not a good way to get a girl to like you.

if you are joking then it’s fine, but if your serious then no.

some funny ones i’ve heard:

1.) Say my name is Liz. a guy comes up and says "kiss me if i’m wrong, but isn’t your name Ally?"

2.) "You look alot like my next girfriend"

a serious way would be to go up to her with a big smile on your face and say something like hey i know you don’t know me, but i’d really like to get to know you.

Really good as in really bad as in really funny.

Do you have a map? Cause I’m lost in your eyes.
Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven, I mean.
Excuse me, have we f*cked yet?

I’m just looking for some short, simple, pickup lines that won’t get you slapped across the face (Hey babe, can i lick your nips?) or imply that your person of interest is a prostitute (You might as well sleep with me, i’m telling my friends you did either way). Thanks, just need a few good lines to complete my arsenal.

idk but just DON’T say "yo" 2 much

what are some good pick up lines that aren’t super cheesy and nothing that will get me slapped in the face.

man, don’t try to use pick up lines, they are ALL cheesy and won’t actually work unless you’re trying to sound stupid and get a laugh

if you wanna chat up a girl, just walk on over say ‘hey hows it going?’ something simple like that, that main thing is to say it with confidence! if you can do that you’ve got it nailed

hope this helps man

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Here are all the pick up lines just in case you can’t understand my accent. Most of them are original’s I made up but some I found on the internet.
1) If I have a soccer ball will you come kick it with me?
2) Oh Ko Ni Chi WOW girl.
3) Your beauty has over clocked my processor.
5) Dam girl~ I thought Civic’s were pretty until I laid my eyes on you.
6) Our love is like dividing by zero. It can not be defined.
7) It stopped raining in my heart the moment I laid eyes on you.
You defragment my life.
9) Ow my tooth hurts because you’re so sweet.
10) Ah yes I am addicted to caffeine and you’re my Starbucks.
11) I less than 3 you.
12) Don’t wear no more make up. You can’t get more perfect than you already are.
13) I looked in the mirror and saw an angel. Come to me and kiss angel.
14) I wish I was your derivative so I can be tangent in your life.
15) Did you have nose surgery? So then how can you be so beautiful?
16) Every time I think of you the stars disappear. Look at how black the world is. That’s not pollution. That’s you.
17) Did you hear that? It was my heart taking off after looking at you.
18) You are like my sleeping pills. I can’t sleep without you.
19) I have an owie on my lips. Can you kiss it and make it better.
20) Wow you look so familiar. You look like my next girlfriend.
21) Did you win the Nobel peace prize? Because you beauty can bring world peace.
22) I can’t breath~ Your beauty is too intoxicating.

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im a firemen are there any good pick up lines for firefighters

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