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  • what are some great pick up lines?

    Posted by admin on March 5th, 2010 and filed under greatest pick up lines | 2 Comments »

    an only really good ones that get the ladies going

    this kinda works if u have been talking to them for awhile

    hey lets make like fabric softener and snuggle

    hahahaha

    and heres another one:
    do you like raisins?
    -no why?
    then how about a date.

    i personally like the first one

    what are some great pick up lines? (male and female)?

    Posted by admin on March 2nd, 2010 and filed under greatest pick up lines | 12 Comments »

    nuff said. now get to it! :)

    I want you to have my children.

    They’re waiting outside in my car.

    haha! Great pick up lines!?

    Posted by admin on February 28th, 2010 and filed under greatest pick up lines | 29 Comments »

    do you have a crystal ball in your pocket cuz i can see myself in your pants!

    is your dad a baker cuz you got some tatsy buns!

    ur dad must b a marine cuz you got some big guns!

    do you know any pickup lines?

    If i could re write the alphabet i would but "u"and "i" together.

    whats the greatest pick up line of all time? for girls or guys?

    Posted by admin on February 27th, 2010 and filed under greatest pick up lines | 6 Comments »


    Hi, I’m a multimillionaire!

    Fresh Prince Pick Up Lines Part 1

    Posted by admin on February 25th, 2010 and filed under greatest pick up lines | 11 Comments »

    Funny Pick Up Lines From the Fresh Prince

    I’m new at video editing

    Track by DJSP48 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1Zmb5gBR30&feature=related
    Please comment and rate.

    Duration : 0:5:59

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    What is the greatest pick up line?

    Posted by admin on February 25th, 2010 and filed under greatest pick up lines | 13 Comments »


    There is no greatest one–But there’s a thousand way tie for worst.

    “best” pick-up lines ever

    Posted by admin on February 22nd, 2010 and filed under greatest pick up lines | 3 Comments »

    let the creepy vulgarity begin

    Duration : 0:3:13

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    The greatest pick-up line COMEBACKS!!!!?

    Posted by admin on February 21st, 2010 and filed under greatest pick up lines | 10 Comments »

    M; Haven’t we met before?
    W; Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.

    M; Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
    W; Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

    M; Your place or mine?
    W; Both. You go to yours and I’ll go to mine.

    M; I’d like to call you. What’s your number?"
    W; It’s in the phone book.

    M;So what do you do for a living?
    W; I’m a female impersonator.

    M; Hey, baby, what’s your sign?
    W; Do not Enter

    M; How do you like your eggs in the morning?
    W; Unfertilized

    M; Hey, come on, we’re both here at this bar for the same reason
    W; Yeah! Let’s pick up some chicks!

    M; I want to give myself to you.
    W; Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.

    M; If I could see you naked, I’d die happy
    W; Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.

    M; Hey cutie, how ’bout you and I hitting the hot spots?
    W; Sorry, I don’t date outside my species..

    M;Your body is like a temple.
    W; Sorry, there are no services today.

    M; I would go to the end of the world for you.
    W; Yes, but would you stay there?

    lmso, loved these. star for you, thanks for the smiles. keep posting

    Best Pick Up Line

    Posted by admin on February 19th, 2010 and filed under greatest pick up lines | No Comments »

    Contest where these german dudes said pick up lines to this girl to see who’s was better. And some annoying redneck guy. @Senor Frogs in Nassau Bahamas

    Duration : 0:4:56

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    some funny pick up lines =D?

    Posted by admin on February 18th, 2010 and filed under greatest pick up lines | 10 Comments »

    I need some great pick up lines =D
    I was wondering and all of a sudden I felt like wiping a girl of the floor =D hahaha u know, like..

    ”dont you want to get rid of that spiderweb?”
    girl : ”huh? what spiderweb?”
    ”you know, the one between your legs :D ” ;’D

    Is that a mirror in your pocket?
    no why
    Oh cause I can see myself in your pants..

    "My magical watch says you’re not wearing any underwear.."
    "Um, yes I am."
    "Oh, it must be an hour fast."

    you know any? give me some ideas :D heh

    I don’t have pick up lines, but here are some two liners:

    Two peanuts walk into a bar.
    One was a salted.

    Why did the fish get kicked out of school?
    Cause he was caught with seaweed.

    Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other : "Funny, can you smell carrots?".