Category Archives: greatest pick up lines

What’s your theory of the big bang theory? Does it involve me? Lol good one. One of my favorites is "Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion."

Im in a Pick up Line war right now and I need some great ones:) Thanks:) I got master degree burns from a heat stroke of genius. You’re pretty hot too.

I’m a pledge, doing a sorority serenade. I wanna make a sexy rhyme like Drake’s lyrics, but I don’t wanna copy them. I’m a guy pledging for a fraternity, doing the serenade in front of a sorority. A good START … Continue reading →

Hey guys, i’m searching for different kinds of pick up lines in the internet but they seem to be all "old school". i want a pick up line that instantly gets the attention of any girl yet, not so cheesy. … Continue reading →

I am shy and figure if i have a GREAT pick up line it would be easier… I dont want anyones that will make me sound like a slut!! Just really good pick up liens please! I am a freshman … Continue reading →

My penis just died. Can I bury it in your ass?

When ever I see my friend I always give her a very funny pick up line for laughs. Ive run out though. What are some great, funny pick-up lines you’ve heard? The more inappropriate the better. My personal favorite is … Continue reading →

I wanna hear your best pickup lines! I dont care how lame they are!!! I’ve been hearing some from my friend and I have to admit his are pure poetry! Can u think of better ones? "Thief! You should be … Continue reading →

what is the best pick-up line ever Hi! The vast majority of "pick-up lines" are embarrassing and a complete turn-off. Give me an honest guy who is happy to meet me and who talks like a normal person, without using … Continue reading →

Personally, maybe because I’ve really been getting into the Doors lately, if anyone came up to me and said: "Hello, I love you, will you tell me your name?" I would melt on the spot. I remember saying to a … Continue reading →