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  • Nerd-Lapdance

    Posted by admin on February 28th, 2010 and filed under nerd dirty dog | 25 Comments »

    hottest song to strip to.

    Duration : 0:3:30

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    The Jimmys – Angry Video Game Nerd Theme

    Posted by admin on February 25th, 2010 and filed under nerd dirty dog | 4 Comments »

    Song written by Kyle Justin.

    Everyone’s favorite robotic sex gods perform a stirring version of that anthem of basement-dwellers everywhere: The Angry Video Game Nerd song.

    Subscribe for more charmingly crappy songs!

    Lyrics:
    He’s gonna take you back to the past
    To play the games that suck ass
    He’d rather have a buffallo
    Take a diarrhea dump in his ear
    He’d rather eat the rotten asshole
    Of a road killed skunk and down it with beer
    He’s the angriest gamer you’ve ever heard
    He’s the Angry Nintendo Nerd
    He’s the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
    He’s the Angry Video Game Nerd

    When you turn on the TV
    Make sure it’s tuned to channel three
    He’s got a nerdy shirt and a pocket pouch
    Although I’ve never seen him write anything down
    He’s got a powerglove and a dirty mouth
    Armed with his zapper he will tear these games down
    He’s the angriest gamer you’ve ever heard
    He’s the Angry Nintendo Nerd
    He’s the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
    He’s the Angry Video Game Nerd

    He plays the worst games of all time
    They’re horrible abominations of mankind
    They make him so mad he can spit
    Or say cowabunga, Cowa-fuckin’-piece’a dog shit

    They rip you off and don’t care one bit
    But this nerd, he doesn’t forget it
    Why can’t a turtle swim? Why can’t I land the plane?
    They got a quick buck for this shitload of fuck
    The characters names are wrong. Why’s the password so long?
    Why don’t the weapons do anything?
    He’s the angriest gamer you’ve ever heard
    These games suck so bad, he makes up his own words
    He’s the angriest most off gaming nerd
    He’s the Angry…
    Atari
    Amiga
    CDI
    Colecovision
    Intellivision
    Sega
    Neo Geo
    Turbo Grafix 16
    Odyssey
    Commodore
    3DO
    Nintendo Nerd
    He’s The Angry Video Game Nerd

    Duration : 0:2:46

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    Would You Rather? Questions (2)?

    Posted by admin on February 23rd, 2010 and filed under nerd dirty dog | 30 Comments »

    would you rather…..

    Drink pickle juice, or eat a raw egg?
    Kiss a total stranger, or a nerd whom you’ve known for your whole life?
    Be trapped in an elevator with wet dogs or with 3 fat men with bad breath?
    run your toung down 10 feet of New Your City or press your toung into a stranger’s nostril?
    Chew a peice of toenail off a dirty man’s foot or lick his unshowered armpit?
    Live in a world where no one cleans up after their dog. or everybody, including you, has to pick it up bare-handed?
    Have EVERY SINGLE hair on your body plucked or have every finger nail ripped off?
    French kiss a dog or have a baby spit drool into your open mouth?
    have super powers or have Christmas never end?
    Be the boy/girl friend of the hottest, most popular celebrity for 1 year, or rule the world for 2 years.

    (i know some of these questions are disgusting) ;-)

    (i know i already asked this, but i wanted to get more answers this time)
    no. i got some of these questions from google. (it’s the site where i get everything)

    pickle juice
    depends who the stranger is
    wet dogs
    10 feet of nyc
    armpit
    pick it up bare handed
    every hair would be less painful
    baby spit, no doubt
    super powers
    if i ruled the world, then i could be anybody I wanted’s boyfriend for those two years

    “ALAN’S LAPDANCE”

    Posted by admin on February 22nd, 2010 and filed under nerd dirty dog | 14 Comments »

    Rap along with Alan!

    “Across the Ouse to the Waveney, this is radio Norwich”
    ALAN: And now it’s time for Alans… Lapdance
    Hi Kids it’s great to be back in a legalised hardcore all-night rave…Erm
    It’s Massive, It’s Mashed up, It’s Heavy Shit!
    And this’ll blow your socks off.
    LYN: Alan what are you doing?
    ALAN: Lyn I’m a dirty dog
    Lyn Lyn I’m a dirty dog
    Lyn I’m a dirty dog
    Let Battle commence!
    Ooh baby you want me
    Ooh baby you want me
    Ooh baby you want me
    You can get this lapdance here for free
    Ooh baby you want me
    Ooh baby you want me
    Ooh baby you want me
    You can get this lapdance here for free
    I’m an outlaw
    Yes quick on the draw
    Like nothing you’ve ever seen before
    And I dare a mother f*cker that comes in my face
    I’ve got toblerone (been eating a lot of toblerone)
    And I got it from home (I’ve eaten four)
    It’s not a microphone (And I’ve got two white ones left)
    And I dare a mother f*cker that comes in my face
    I’m real (sigh)
    How I feel (I’ve been bad lynn)
    It’s just the BBC
    That makes Alan want to kill (I know I am a bit mad)
    I’m just Ill
    Riding my rover down the streets (Get out the way you f*ckin idiot)
    It’s just the BBC that sounds like to me
    They keep saying
    Ooh baby you want me
    Ooh baby you want me
    Ooh baby you want me
    You can get this lapdance here for free
    Ooh baby you want me
    Ooh baby you want me
    Ooh baby you want me
    You can get this lapdance here for free
    It’s a raw night (raw night)
    Who wants to bar fight (bar fight)
    Call of the night – he’s going down
    And I dare a mother f*cker that comes in my face
    Now Cricket bats
    I’ve got something for that
    And it goes bang, both barrels bang bang bang!
    And I dare a mother f*cker that comes in my face
    I’m Real (Like me to lapdance for you?)
    How I feel (I wanna second series)
    It’s just the BBC that makes Alan want to kill (I sound like the devil)
    I’m just Ill
    Riding my rover down the streets (Let me through -honk!)
    It’s just the BBC that sounds like to me
    They keep saying
    Ooh baby you want me
    Ooh baby you want me
    Ooh baby you want me
    You can get this lapdance here for free
    Ooh baby you want me
    Ooh baby you want me
    Ooh baby you want me
    TONY AYRES: I like ya thong
    ALAN: Bash your Arse! Break it down now…
    Ya big spastic your a mentalist
    Shove it up your arse, up your backside
    Gimme another series and kiss my face
    Ah Ladyboys -see that…twelve inches – It’s massive!
    Ooh bit of nipple
    Ooh baby you want me
    Ooh baby you want me
    Ooh baby you want me
    You can get this lapdance here for free
    Ooh baby you want me
    Ooh baby you want me
    Ooh baby you want me
    You can get this lapdance here for free
    Ah…. All done
    Yo whassup G some homies been dissing my bitch

    Now f*ck off!

    Duration : 0:3:54

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    Poll/Survey thinggggg?

    Posted by admin on February 21st, 2010 and filed under nerd dirty dog | 38 Comments »

    I didnt make this

    [] am tall
    [X] am in between
    [] am short

    [] am a blonde
    [] am redheaded
    [x] am a brunette
    [] have black hair

    [] have blue eyes
    [X] have brown eyes
    [] have green eyes
    [] have hazel eyes
    [] have grey eyes
    [] and wear glasses
    [X] and wear contacts

    [x] have braces
    [] have freckles
    [x] have piercings
    [] have a tattoo

    [x] have long hair
    [] have short hair
    [] have mid-length hair

    My … nationality includes …:
    [] chinese
    [] indian
    [] taiwanese …
    [] japanese
    [] hispanic
    [] nicoya
    [] puerto rican
    [] chicana
    [] italian
    [x] scottish
    [] filipino
    [] dutch
    [x] french
    [] german
    [x] irish
    [] greek
    [] portuguese
    [] polish
    [] korean
    [x] jamaican
    [] canadian
    [] lithuanian
    [x] native american
    [x] russian
    [] british
    [] danish
    [] african
    [] scandanavian
    [] armenian
    [] finnish
    [] other

    My favorite color(s) is(are):
    [] red
    [] pink
    [] yellow
    [x] black
    [] green
    [x] blue
    [x] white
    [x] silver
    [x] purple
    [] brown
    []orange
    [] turquoise

    Some things I’ve done/played include:
    [] soccer
    [x]cheerleading
    [x] dancing
    [] lacrosse
    [] field hockey
    [] hockey
    [] football
    [] softball
    [] wrestling
    [x] gymnastics
    [] track/cross country
    [] basketball
    [] baseball
    [] golf
    [] playing in the mud
    [x] playing music
    []hiking
    [] kayaking
    [] camping
    [] horseback riding
    [] marching band

    I am sometimes:
    [] annoying
    [x] talkative
    [x] shy
    [x] funny
    [x] serious
    [] bubbly
    [] spazzy
    [x] fun-loving
    [x] laid back
    [] strict
    [] hyper
    [x] weird

    I like _____ music:
    [x] rap
    [x] rock
    [x] pop
    [] country
    [x] hip hop
    [x] r&b
    [x] slow jams
    [] Christian
    [x] classical
    [x] techno
    [x] oldies
    [x] the 80s
    [x] punk
    [x] Metal
    [x] reggae
    [x] Goth
    [x] Latin rap
    [x] 90’s Grunge
    []musicals

    The pet(s) I have is (are) a:
    [x] cat
    [x] dog
    [] lizard
    [] rat
    [] ferret
    [] rabbit
    [] fish
    [] bird
    [] other

    Clothes I like to wear are:
    [x] plain t shirts
    [x] sweatshirts
    [] stockings
    [] high heels
    [] boots
    [x] sneakers
    [x] jeans
    [x] pj pants
    [x] boxers
    [x] underwear
    [] dresses
    [x] mini skirts
    [] long skirts
    [] watches
    [x] necklace
    [x hoop earrings
    [] toe socks
    [x] flip flops
    [x] halter tops
    [x] stilletos
    [x] shorts
    [x] sleeveless shirts

    I like to wear my hair (in a):
    [x] down
    [x] ponytail
    [] pigtails
    [x] messy bun
    [x] half ponytail
    [] scrunched/curly
    [x] bun
    [x] crimped
    [x] with a bandana
    [] French braids
    [] lots of little braids
    [] Gel
    [x] hat
    [] messy hot guy hair
    [x] do you have sexy hair?
    [] fauxhawk

    I’m mostly labeled as:
    [] goth
    [] emo
    [] prep
    [] punk
    [] hippie
    [] nerd
    [] ditzy
    [] hyper
    [] happy
    [x] everything
    [] I hate labels! I’m just me!!!
    [] I have no idea
    [] awsome

    I eat:
    [] dessert every night
    [] no meat
    [x] diet stuff
    [x]healthy foods
    [x] junk foods
    [] a lot of carbs
    [x] salad
    [x] seafood
    [x] Mountain Dew

    A typical friday night:
    [x] mall with your friends
    [x] partying
    [x] watching movies
    [x] going to the club
    [x] staying home
    [] babysitting
    [x] hanging out w/ my friends
    [] hanging out w/ your boyfriend/girlfriend
    [] working while your friends are out having fun

    Currently I am:
    [] in a relationship
    [] single and loving it
    [] crushing
    [x] single and looking for someone
    [] just broke up
    [] rejected

    Online, I use:
    [x] lol
    [x] sup
    [x] lmao
    [x] stfu
    [] ty
    [x] j/k
    [x]ttyl
    [] g2g
    [x] ^^
    [] T_T
    [] x_x
    [] ^_^
    [] o.o
    [] x3
    [] "LOLZOHEMGEE"
    [] knai

    I have :
    [x] lied to my bestfrened
    [x] dyed my hair
    [x] dressed punk
    [x] kissed a girl on the cheek
    [x] lied to my parents
    [x] cried in front of lots of people
    [x] went bare foot in the snow
    [] played hockey
    [x] made my own clothes

    In the last 24 hours, I:
    [] got in a fight
    [x] took a shower
    [x] gave a dirty look to someone
    [] cried
    [] went to school
    [] shopped
    [] danced kung foo panda dance lol
    [] got sick
    [] did something I regret
    [] ate something gross
    [x] discovered something new

    At school I:
    [] run to class because I’m always late
    [] hide in the bathroom
    [] act smart
    [] am hyper
    [] am a nerd
    [] am in band
    [x] am kinda popular

    Right now I am:
    [x] in my pjs
    [] drinking
    [] listening to music
    [] watching a movie
    [] IMing someone
    [] talking on the phone
    [] eating
    [x] finishing this survey
    I know its a lil long, but i know somebodys gonna do it

    Edit

    [] am tall
    [X] am in between
    [] am short

    [] am a blonde
    [] am redheaded
    [] am a brunette
    [x, currently] have black hair

    [] have blue eyes
    [X] have brown eyes
    [] have green eyes
    [] have hazel eyes
    [] have grey eyes
    [] and wear glasses
    [] and wear contacts

    [] have braces
    [] have freckles
    [x] have piercings
    [] have a tattoo

    [x] have long hair
    [] have short hair
    [] have mid-length hair

    My … nationality includes …:
    [] chinese
    [] indian
    [] taiwanese …
    [] japanese
    [] hispanic
    [] nicoya
    [] puerto rican
    [] chicana
    [] italian
    [x] scottish
    [] filipino
    [x] dutch
    [] french
    [] german
    [x] irish
    [] greek
    [] portuguese
    [] polish
    [] korean
    [] jamaican
    [] canadian
    [] lithuanian
    [] native american
    [] russian
    [x] british
    [] danish
    [] african
    [] scandanavian
    [] armenian
    [] finnish
    [x] other

    My favorite color(s) is(are):
    [x] red
    [] pink
    [] yellow
    [] black
    [x] green
    [x] blue
    [] white
    [] silver
    [x] purple
    [] brown
    []orange
    [] turquoise

    Some things I’ve done/played include:
    [] soccer
    []cheerleading
    [] dancing
    [] lacrosse
    [] field hockey
    [] hockey
    [] football
    [] softball
    [] wrestling
    [x] gymnastics
    [x] track/cross country
    [] basketball
    [] baseball
    [] golf
    [] playing in the mud
    [x] playing music
    []hiking
    [] kayaking
    [x] camping
    [] horseback riding
    [] marching band

    I am sometimes:
    [x] annoying
    [x] talkative
    [x] shy
    [x] funny
    [x] serious
    [] bubbly
    [] spazzy
    [x] fun-loving
    [x] laid back
    [] strict
    [x] hyper
    [x] weird

    I like _____ music:
    [x] rap
    [x] rock
    [x] pop
    [] country
    [x] hip hop
    [x] r&b
    [x] slow jams
    [] Christian
    [x] classical
    [x] techno
    [x] oldies
    [x] the 80s
    [x] punk
    [x] Metal
    [x] reggae
    [x] Goth
    [x] Latin rap
    [x] 90’s Grunge
    [x]musicals

    The pet(s) I have is (are) a:
    [] cat
    [x] dog
    [] lizard
    [] rat
    [] ferret
    [] rabbit
    [] fish
    [] bird
    [] other

    Clothes I like to wear are:
    [x] plain t shirts
    [x] sweatshirts
    [] stockings
    [] high heels
    [x] boots
    [x] sneakers
    [x] jeans
    [x] pj pants
    [x] boxers
    [x] underwear
    [x] dresses
    [x] mini skirts
    [] long skirts
    [] watches
    [x] necklace
    [x hoop earrings
    [x] toe socks
    [x] flip flops
    [x] halter tops
    [x] stilletos
    [x] shorts
    [x] sleeveless shirts

    I like to wear my hair (in a):
    [x] down
    [x] ponytail
    [x] pigtails
    [x] messy bun
    [x] half ponytail
    [x] scrunched/curly
    [x] bun
    [x] crimped
    [x] with a bandana
    [] French braids
    [] lots of little braids
    [] Gel
    [x] hat
    [] messy hot guy hair
    [x] do you have sexy hair?
    [] fauxhawk

    I’m mostly labeled as:
    [] goth
    [] emo
    [] prep
    [] punk
    [x] hippie
    [] nerd
    [] ditzy
    [] hyper
    [x] happy
    [x] everything
    [x] I hate labels! I’m just me!!!
    [x] I have no idea
    [] awsome

    I eat:
    [] dessert every night
    [] no meat
    [x] diet stuff
    [x]healthy foods
    [x] junk foods
    [] a lot of carbs
    [x] salad
    [] seafood
    [x] Mountain Dew

    A typical friday night:
    [x] mall with your friends
    [x] partying
    [x] watching movies
    [x] going to the club
    [x] staying home
    [x] babysitting
    [x] hanging out w/ my friends
    [If Im taken] hanging out w/ your boyfriend/girlfriend
    [] working while your friends are out having fun

    Currently I am:
    [] in a relationship
    [] single and loving it
    [x] crushing
    [] single and looking for someone
    [] just broke up
    [] rejected

    Online, I use:
    [x] lol
    [x] sup
    [x] lmao
    [x] stfu
    [] ty
    [x] j/k
    [x]ttyl
    [x] g2g
    [x] ^^
    [] T_T
    [x] x_x
    [x] ^_^
    [x] o.o
    [] x3
    [] "LOLZOHEMGEE"
    [] knai

    I have :
    [x] lied to my bestfrened
    [x] dyed my hair
    [x] dressed punk
    [x] kissed a girl on the cheek
    [x] lied to my parents
    [x] cried in front of lots of people
    [x] went bare foot in the snow
    [x] played hockey
    [x] made my own clothes

    In the last 24 hours, I:
    [] got in a fight
    [x] took a shower
    [x] gave a dirty look to someone
    [x] cried
    [] went to school
    [] shopped
    [] danced kung foo panda dance lol
    [] got sick
    [] did something I regret
    [] ate something gross
    [x] discovered something new

    At school I:
    [] run to class because I’m always late
    [] hide in the bathroom
    [x] act smart
    [] am hyper
    [] am a nerd
    [] am in band
    [] am kinda popular

    Right now I am:
    [x] in my pjs
    [] drinking
    [x] listening to music
    [] watching a movie
    [] IMing someone
    [] talking on the phone
    [] eating
    [x] finishing this survey

    Wierd Al Yankovic-White And Nerdy(Official Music Video)

    Posted by admin on February 19th, 2010 and filed under nerd dirty dog | 25 Comments »

    They see me mowin’
    My front lawn
    I know they’re all thinking
    I’m so White N’ nerdy

    Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
    Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
    Can’t you see I’m white n’ nerdy
    Look at me I’m white n’ nerdy!
    I wanna roll with-
    The gangsters
    But so far they all think
    I’m too white n’ nerdy
    Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
    Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
    I’m just too white n’ nerdy
    Really, really white n’ nerdy

    First in my class here at M.I.T.
    Got skills, I’m a Champion of DND
    MC Escher that’s my favorite MC
    Keep your 40
    I’ll just have an Earl Grey tea
    My rims never spin to the contrary
    You’ll find they’re quite stationary
    All of my action figures are cherry
    Steven Hawkings in my library
    My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
    I got people begging for my top 8 spaces
    Yo I know Pi to a thousand places
    Ain’t got no grills but I still wear braces
    I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
    I’m a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days
    Once you see my sweet moves you’re gonna stay amazed,
    my fingers movin’ so fast I’ll set the place ablaze
    There’s no killer app I haven’t run
    At Pascal, well, I’m number 1
    Do vector calculus just for fun
    I ain’t got a gat but I gotta soldering gun
    Happy days is my favourite theme song
    I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
    I’ll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
    I’m fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon

    They see me roll on, my Segway!
    I know in my heart they think I’m
    white n’ nerdy!
    Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
    Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
    Can’t you see I’m white n’ nerdy
    Look at me I’m white n’ nerdy
    I’d like to roll with-
    The gangsters
    Although it’s apparent I’m too
    White n’ nerdy
    Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
    I’m just too white n’ nerdy
    How’d I get so white n’ nerdy?

    I’ve been browsing, inspectin’
    X-men comics you know I collect ‘em
    The pens in my pocket
    I must protect ‘em
    my ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
    Shopping online for deals on some writable media
    I edit Wikipedia
    I memorized Holy Grail really well
    I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
    I got a business doing websites
    When my friends need some code who do they call?
    I do HTML for them all
    Even made a homepage for my dog!
    Yo! Got myself a fanny pack
    they were having a sale down at the GAP
    Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
    POP POP! Hope no one sees me gettin’ freaky!

    I’m nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour creme
    I was in AV club and Glee club and even the chess team!
    Only question I ever thought was hard
    Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
    I spend every weekend
    at the renaissance fair
    I got my name on my under wear!

    They see me strollin’
    They laughin’
    And rollin’ their eyes ’cause
    I’m so white n’ nerdy
    Just because I’m white n’ nerdy
    Just because I’m white n’ nerdy
    All because I’m white n’ nerdy
    Holy cow I’m white n’ nerdy
    I wanna bowl with-
    the gangsters
    but oh well it’s obvious I’m
    white n’ nerdy
    Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
    Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
    I’m just too white n’ nerdy
    Look at me I’m white n’ nerdy!

    Duration : 0:3:4

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    Would You Rather? Questions?

    Posted by admin on February 18th, 2010 and filed under nerd dirty dog | 9 Comments »

    would you rather…..

    Drink pickle juice, or eat a raw egg?
    Kiss a total stranger, or a nerd whom you’ve known for your whole life?
    Be trapped in an elevator with wet dogs or with 3 fat men with bad breath?
    run your toung down 10 feet of New Your City or press your toung into a stranger’s nostril?
    Chew a peice of toenail off a dirty man’s foot or lick his unshowered armpit?
    Live in a world where no one cleans up after their dog. or everybody, including you, has to pick it up bare-handed?
    Have EVERY SINGLE hair on your body plucked or have every finger nail ripped off?
    French kiss a dog or have a baby spit drool into your open mouth?
    have super powers or have Christmas never end?
    Be the boy/girl friend of the hottest, most popular celebrity for 1 year, or rule the world for 2 years.

    (i know some of these questions are disgusting) ;-)

    eat a raw egg, I’d just down it, I also don’t really like pickles
    kiss a total stranger, you didn’t see if they are good looking or not. : )
    3 fat men with bad breath, I can hold my breath for a while
    OMG to the one after… um press your tongue into a stranger’s nostril cause then it won’t get all cut up
    OMG again to the one after that… um chew a piece of toenail, it will b a very small piece
    Everyone has to pick it up bare-handed, I don’t have a dog and never plan to have one
    Every finger nail ripped off – there are only 10 of them
    Baby spit drool in my mouth, at least it is a human
    Super powers, I don’t even see why I need to explain!!
    Rule the world for 2 years, then the hottest celebrity would want to go out with me!! : )

    Can you please rate this rhyme?

    Posted by admin on February 17th, 2010 and filed under nerd dirty dog | 4 Comments »

    Everybody told me to be patient?/
    But who was sleeping from house to house and basement to basement?/
    the j-man/
    Satan tryin to block my shine like raybans/
    haters never wanna see you bubble/
    they’d rather to see you struggle- that’s life my n!gga/
    alot of fakers in the place were invited to taste/
    and told me right to my face, "yeah thats tight my n!gga"/
    "you reppin that dirty south dog? aight, my n!gga"/
    but they wouldn’t lift a finger/
    to light the incense or let the smoke linger/
    i aint a Hot Boy, but the flow jalapena/
    i’m never rappin bout how the calico go in ya/
    mack-nolia crack-soldier creepin on the come up/
    my grandmother won’t leave the fwcking projects, i gotta raise the slum up/
    these nerds and record labels played me dumb and dumber/
    so i showed the industry my azz crack like a plumber/
    now ASCAP bangin on my door like a drummer/
    the fall’s bout to put a period on the summer/
    but back to the point/
    they wanna see me fwcked up kicks scuffed up layin back with a joint/
    they say “good things come to those who wait” but I don’t know about that/
    and if you can’t feel this rhyme, then sorry jack/
    you don’t know about rap/
    and if you don’t know struggle you don’t know about black/
    and I don’t give a fwck what bill cosby said/
    cuz the problems is gonna exist when bill cosby’s dead/
    and I don’t think the revelation from the supreme beings, residin or hidin out in bill cosby’s head/
    this is the thought’s of a soldier/
    and if you don’t like it play dead or rollover/
    the game is so over/
    the reign is so over (over, over, over…)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtkyVX7JYTE

    8.5/10

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    Posted by admin on February 14th, 2010 and filed under nerd dirty dog | 8 Comments »

    Everybody tellin me to be patient/
    But who was sleeping from house to house and basement to basement?/
    the j-man/
    Satan tryin to block my shine like raybans/
    haters never wanna see you bubble/
    they’d rather to see you struggle- that’s life my n!gga/
    alot of fakers in the place were invited to taste/
    and told me right to my face, "yeah thats tight my n!gga"/
    "you reppin that dirty south dog? aight, my n!gga"/
    but they wouldn’t lift a finger/
    to light the incense or let the smoke linger/
    i aint a Hot Boy, but the flow jalapena/
    i’m never rappin bout how the calico go in ya/
    mack-nolia crack-soldier creepin on the come up/
    my grandmother won’t leave the fwcking projects, i gotta raise the slum up/
    these nerds and record labels played me dumb and dumber/
    so i showed the industry my azz crack like a plumber/
    now ASCAP bangin on my door like a drummer/
    the fall’s bout to put a period on the summer/
    but back to the point/
    they wanna see me fwcked up kicks scuffed up layin back with a joint/
    they say “good things come to those who wait” but I don’t know about that/
    and if you can’t feel this rhyme, then sorry jack/
    you don’t know about rap/
    and if you don’t know struggle you don’t know about black/
    and I don’t give a fwck what bill cosby said/
    cuz the problems is gonna exist when bill cosby’s dead/
    and I don’t think the revelation from the supreme beings, residin or hidin out in bill cosby’s head/
    this is the thought’s of a soldier/
    and if you don’t like it play dead or rollover/
    the game is so over/
    the reign is so over (over, over, over…)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtkyVX7JYTE

    wow, that was good <3