Eiqu – R.I.P Tibia with a Special Surprise!

Rip Tibia, you know its too late now,
Since 7 point 1 it all changed somehow,
Back then we had no skulls,
And all paladins were loaded with bolts,
No bots no level four hundred,
Say “hi” now yeah your hunted,
And then you got 2 options: pay or quit,
Kid, your time’s wasted for shit,
No mercy in the yalahar city,
You just got a spawn and got kicked what a pitty,
And war is too, Who the is your allie,
You cant supply, and friends turned spy,
Another problem What the “a hotkey” ?
You like that but i disagree,
Cipsoft do think its fair,
We cant kill a monster down a stair?
Oh no, you gotta wait 2 seconds,
And waste all your manafluid backpack collections,
Energy Strike it aim and get kills
back in the old days you needed skills
to hit with it but now its just too easy
I know what im saying you freak just believe me
Im not afraid to admit that i’ve been addicted,
Fuck that game and quit instead..

Too many times i’ve been fucked,
too many times i’ve been robbed,
No names but i did too,
You trusted me but i hacked you,
Im sorry but we all moved on
Just realize that your items are gone,
What is that that im hearing in the lands huh?
Tibia is making a character transfer?!
Oh now that was the last drop,
more than 80 lvl 300 chop chop,
And by the way give us giant spider looks back,
that so scary noone dared to attack
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Alright Kevin, josef, emil, nikke and anton,
you better follow fast cuz im a freak and i just begone,
dissing on your lifes even though i dont know you,
but im true to my fans and nikke told me to,
and i got alot a funny information outta him,
theres so much i dont know where the should i begin?
let me take a look at my list fjaellturken your the first,
let us just get this over before my dick burst

Ok Kevin i heard your a nerd
dont talk to me cuz i dont get a word
your a little bitty itty dirty turk in real?
how you like that yeah that is a sweet deal?

yeah ankanhaxx your ready for attacks,
too sad you always die and claim that it was lags
when we all know that that aint true,
You never be commander though you wanted to
And what is that that i heard about a duck?
and when you started crying cuz your dick couldnt fuck?
And your girl ran away when you asked her to suck
now all you can do is use your butt-plugg

Also i gotta tell you svamp emil dude
when your on vt your also on mute,
and dude stop eating cuz your fat,
evrybody left you even your cat,
i also heard that you call your stomach Janos?
Then what is your name of your anus?
haha fat joe you got me laughing out loud,
you dont eat one little fish but a crowd

By the way nikke really i wanna thank you
the fact you told me that your friends want spank too
its my job and im doing it good,
get me right not misunderstood,
This is what i live for this is what i do,
just call me peeps if you want diss too
Anyways guys you know i really gotta go,
P.s evrybody dont eat yellow snow.

Duration : 0:4:50


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25 Responses to Eiqu – R.I.P Tibia with a Special Surprise!

  1. Kraw1989 says:

    lol ur hilarious
    lol ur hilarious

  2. Arcaniarox says:

    FUCKING GREAT!
    GREAT!

  3. bonzos says:

    lmao
    lmao

  4. mrbrunistico says:

    love how you rap …
    love how you rap i have always wanted to get the skill of rapping but you do it maginificently respect

  5. scarpetto says:

    yellow snow haha
    yellow snow haha

  6. Vegiemoon says:

    Yeh i broke it on a …
    Yeh i broke it on a boxing ball in an amusement park, i hit it so hard my arm broke :S

  7. CsBeats says:

    ooh man,
    did you …

    ooh man,
    did you broke your arm? xD
    I broke my arm to a few months ago xD

  8. Namdomdam says:

    hahaha <3
    hahaha <3

  9. willeman102 says:

    respect bro, eiqu …
    respect bro, eiqu way to da top :D

  10. manuel912874 says:

    nice bro
    10/10

    nice bro
    10/10

  11. Basse9419 says:

    ah i almost …
    ah i almost got happy there when it said R.I.P tibia i thought they had finaly given it up and closed it down…lul

  12. bloodybonecrusher says:

    L E G I T AS FUCK
    L E G I T AS FUCK

  13. JuanPijo17 says:

    hahaha :D
    hahaha :D

  14. HakkePure says:

    Nice rap horrible …
    Nice rap horrible with all the “OooooooooooooooH” but the rest was really good

    And for Nikke and the “crew” klol :P

    //
    Hakke

  15. Vegiemoon says:

    Hahahha xD
    The …

    Hahahha xD
    The duck dude yeeeeh

  16. willeman102 says:

    hahahah coolest guy …
    hahahah coolest guy evva

  17. Mrpatoloco1 says:

    fuck you dissing …
    you dissing ankanhaxx!! D:

    Just kidding :D Good rap but you didnt diss anton):

    Ps YOU I AM ANKANHAXX!!

  18. ahlanderlolz says:

    Awesome!1
    Awesome!1

  19. TrashClaus says:

    hahahaxD
    hahahaxD

  20. EvelutionBeats says:

    Damn dude! this is …
    dude! this is awesome :D :D
    5/5* + Fav.!!

  21. Zuqaldk says:

    Omg Sick shit
    Omg Sick shit

  22. Nikkelicious says:

    they are of …
    they are of now good job XD haahahahahahah hes really a nerd

  23. EricRedux says:

    EIQU U FICKIN …
    EIQU U FICKIN KILLED IT!!

    nice!

  24. Liinkarn says:

    Haha, great job …
    Haha, great job dude, freaking hilarious.
    Just one thing, you know Nikke is the biggest asslicker in the world, can’t just understand how you survived his nag. Haha, freaking funny, keep up the good work.

    /Kevin “Fjaellturken” :)

  25. MrJLmusiq says:

    this is cool man …
    this is cool man your freakin crazy cool but who is Tibia