Ex-Pedophile Shares Tips On How To Make Your Kids Less Attractive

Child safety expert and ex-pedophile Terry Parker drops in on the morning show to share some insider tips from his years spent as a sex offender!

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25 Responses to Ex-Pedophile Shares Tips On How To Make Your Kids Less Attractive

  1. Ascension717 says:

    Here’s a thought. …
    Here’s a thought. If sexual attraction and sense of morality are not linked could it be possible that there existed a pedo who wouldn’t molest kids and 2. wouldn’t even WANT to molest cause he knew its wrong. Would it be kinda unfair that our society regards all people with this preference as bad and disgusting people if there indeed were these “good” pedos around who never harm anyone.

  2. Ascension717 says:

    @johnnyboy756O …
    @johnnyboy756O Hahahaha you got trolled big time :D

  3. Guimmi says:

    OMG this is …
    OMG this is ridiculous!!!!!!!

  4. vectorization says:

    omg I cant believe …
    omg I cant believe some of the comments. THIS IS FAKE YOU DUMBASS!

  5. Li8aGun92 says:

    As if that guy was …
    As if that guy was an ex-pedophile… he testified in the vid that he STILL preferce a certain kind of child! I wouldn’t trust in what he tells the parents…

  6. 350z350zify says:

    @makecg nope, the …
    @makecg nope, the onion is real.

  7. fasteddie847 says:

    He said, “I prefer …
    He said, “I prefer a kid that looks little rough and tumbe”…..but he’s cured???

  8. Darkenedbyshadows says:

    @huskerjoesox

    yup …
    @huskerjoesox

    yup…..

  9. VictorWarlock says:

    In Soviet Russia …
    In Soviet Russia children molest pedophiles

  10. griffinhan says:

    THANK YOU! I …
    THANK YOU! I haven’t laughed that hard in so long

  11. johnnyboy756O says:

    To bad that pencil …
    To bad that pencil didnt kill that guy, why the would those on the news let that get on tv

  12. bijoudeparis says:

    A DISGRACE THE WAY …
    A DISGRACE THE WAY THEY ALL TALK ABOUT DESTROYING LIVES
    AND I HOPE HE DOES NOT RECEIVE A PENNY FROM HIS WORK OR NEED TO GIVE 90% TO CHILDREN CHARITY….

  13. fredsucks105 says:

    wat tha hell?

    wat tha hell?

  14. JoeyNova316 says:

    I love satire, this …
    I love satire, this is amazing.

  15. exussupremebeing says:

    oooh, I bet you …
    oooh, I bet you did’nt get too far with that kid…
    “that one, no…”
    lmfao! XD

  16. danncingpenny123 says:

    Its so sad that …
    Its so sad that this seems totally real! I would be hardly surprised if ABC or EW7 did something like this. Onion is the best

  17. monkeyturdman7 says:

    This is disgusting
    This is disgusting

  18. TiahGothGirl96 says:

    Thats not what to …
    Thats not what to do, make your children look less attractive, just keep an eye on what they’re doing all the time and teach them again and again and again and again NEVER to talk to starngers

    And if i may add, when they are describing who he was and what he done the pitch of the womans voice was quite intreagged, was it not? lol

  19. blazerblast says:

    GORGE FROM SEINFELD
    GORGE FROM SEINFELD

  20. BlizzardFangs says:

    LOL THIS IS …
    LOL THIS IS HILARIOUS XDDDD

  21. narut0haterl0ver says:

    @Metalcupcakes
    lol …

    @Metalcupcakes
    lol wut? no way bro! this is true but still those pedobears are funny on the site with all there horrible CP :D

  22. MainStreetMech says:

    this is up.
    this is up.

  23. PetrolLover says:

    WHAT THE FUCK!
    WHAT THE FUCK!

  24. MartyredxMaiden says:

    THIS IS FAKE LOLOLOL
    THIS IS FAKE LOLOLOL

  25. merrittrhys says:

    this isn’t even …
    this isn’t even funny.. its just disturbing, and kind of makes a mockery of victims of pedophilia in a small way.. fail