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what are some horrible man’s name? anymore to add?

oliver: smelly, fat, obnoxious
isaac: nerd
jesus: why would anyone disrespect christ by naming their kids jesus?
albert/hubert: some people said this name is bad. it doesn’t sound too macho that’s for sure.
robert: similar to above. seems kinda shady
willard: such a horrible name that will smith pretended it’s william in fresh prince of bel air. that mitt romney decides to use his middle name
mark: all guys with this name are nerds
brian: ditto
seth: ditto. and fat too
matthew: ditto, but matt seems okay
colton: wtf? name your kid pony while you’re at it
eli: pink-faced fat guy who never grows up
austin: austin powers. another name for fat, nerdy kids
jeremy: all the jeremy i know are homosexual
jordan: i’m sorry, but you’re not michael jordan
james: way too proper. jimmy is all right
jacob: another nerdy name
jackson: wow didn’t know michael jackson is still popular
edward: edward no. but ed or eddie seems okay
levi: lol levi’s?
john: john means toilet back in the days
ian: a bit shady. not the social type
samuel: too nerdy. sammy or sam sounds bad too
christian: nerdy, fat kid with facial hair. way to reaffirm your faith mom and dad
max: maximus good. max horrible
jake: why jake when jack is more convenient and easier to pronounce? jake seems like a dirty truck driver or stalker.
xavier: way too proper
peter: horrible name nuff said
richard: ditto
henry: ditto
andrew: ditto
paul: ditto
charles: ditto. charlie sounds horrible too.
anymore?

I actually do agree with most of those.
Esp. Robert, eww. I also don’t like William, Sarah, Allison, Jessica, or Lily.
However, I really like Austin, for a girl or boy.
Jordan I think is cute too.
And Jake I like a lot!
Seth is okay. & Colton too.

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18 Responses to “what are some horrible man’s name? anymore to add?”

  1. Due August 26th w/ #2 on March 7th, 2010 at 4:07 am

    Judgemental much?
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  2. not going to guam on March 7th, 2010 at 4:14 am

    are there any names you actually do like?
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  3. Jake, Edward, Andrew, Brian, Matthew, Jacob, James are fine.
    And what is wrong with Jordan?

    But Willard…..eli? (LMAOO)
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  4. A lot of these names are good names… you just seem to opinionated and judgmental when it comes to names!
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  5. Bruno
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  6. You so can’t judge someone by their names and I know some people by these names and they are so not like their descriptions on your page. Sorry
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  7. Wow. Why don’t you judge someone a little more!
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  8. WOW, I’d hate to be married to you your probably a real pain in the arse.
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  9. Ugly guys names:

    Kirk
    Brian
    Bruce
    Gary
    Jason
    Jaime

    BTW I like the name Ian.
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  10. wow……what names are not on the list?
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  11. Donald, Ronald, Fred, John, Greg…all the BORING COMMONERS names.

    (Lol my Partners name is Donald and I HATE it…but I LOVE him!!)
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    I know people with these Gay names.

  12. …I like the majority of those names…

    Horrid names:
    - Dick: Self-explanitory
    - Harry: Can’t stand this name
    - Herbert: It’s just…gross
    - Rupert
    - Xavier
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  13. ♫ Katherine ♫ on March 7th, 2010 at 10:08 am

    There is nothing wrong with any of those names.

    If those are ‘horrible’ whats left? Aiden? Hunter?
    Don’t we have enough of those?
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  14. TC…you forgot that horrible name
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  15. i like the name brian.

    Ben
    Elijah
    Grady
    Braxton
    Landon
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  16. I actually do agree with most of those.
    Esp. Robert, eww. I also don’t like William, Sarah, Allison, Jessica, or Lily.
    However, I really like Austin, for a girl or boy.
    Jordan I think is cute too.
    And Jake I like a lot!
    Seth is okay. & Colton too.
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  17. Why don’t you make a list of all the guy names you do like! It would be shorter!
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  18. …Henry is my fishy’s name… you mean mean people making fun of Henry that way… =’(
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