ridin dirty vs. white and nerdy?

which one’s better?

White and Nerdy

You see me mowin’ my front lawn
I know they’re all thinkin’ I’m so
White and nerdy

Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Can’t you see I’m white and nerdy
Look at me I’m white and nerdy

I wanna roll with the gangstas
But so far they all think I’m too
White and nerdy

Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
I’m just too white and nerdy
Really, really white and nerdy

First in my class here at MIT
Got skills, I’m a champion at D&D
M.C. Escher, that’s my favorite M.C.
Keep you’re 40, I’ll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin, to the contrary
You’ll find that they’re quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Stephen Hawking’s in my library

My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin’ for my top eight spaces
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
Ain’t got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I’m a wiz at Minesweeper, I could play for days
Once you’ve see my sweet moves, you’re gonna stay amazed
My fingers movin’ so fast I’ll set the place ablaze

There’s no killer app I haven’t run (run)
At Pascal, well I’m number one (one)
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain’t got a gat, but I got a soldering gun (what?)
Happy Days is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I’ll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I’m fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon

Here’s the part I sing on…

You see me roll on my Segway
I know in my heart they think I’m
White and nerdy

Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Can’t you see I’m white and nerdy
Look at me I’m white and nerdy

I’d like to roll with the gangstas
Although it’s apparent I’m too
White and nerdy

Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
I’m just too white and nerdy
How’d I get so white and nerdy

I been browsin’, inspectin’ X-Men comics
You know I collect ‘em
The pens in my pocket, I must protect them
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shoppin’ online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you R-O-T-F-L-O-L

I got a business doing websites (websites)
When my friends need some code, who do they call?
I do HTML for ‘em all
Even made a homepage for my dog, yo
I got myself a fanny pack
They were havin’ a sale down at The Gap
Spend my nights with a role of bubble wrap
Pop, pop – hope no one sees me gettin’ freaky

I’m nerdy in the extreme
Whiter than sour cream
I was in AV club and glee club
And even the chess team
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was "Do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?"
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Faire
Got my name on my underwear

They see me strollin’, they’re laughin’
And rollin’ their eyes cause I’m so
White and nerdy

Just because I’m white and nerdy
Just because I’m white and nerdy
All because I’m white and nerdy
Holy cow, I’m white and nerdy

I wanna bowl with the gangstas
But oh well, it’s obvious I’m
White and nerdy

Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
I’m just too white and nerdy
Look at me I’m white and nerdy

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24 Responses to ridin dirty vs. white and nerdy?

  1. rennkeal says:

    White and Nerdy
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  2. dudette1410 says:

    neither are good.. but i guess i like white & nerdy way better.
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  3. WhiteNoise says:

    Whhite and Nerdy!
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  4. goldie says:

    well it depends on what you can relate to more….so mine would be ridin dirty
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  5. Angelwings87 says:

    Thats a dumb question its like comparing dirt VS. Ice cream…..white n’ nerdy is such a dumb song trying to make money off of a good song…thats not talent its called a rip-off
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  6. Billywho says:

    Chamillionaire all da way!

    "Ridin’"

    (feat. Krayzie Bone)

    [Chorus]
    They see me rollin
    They hatin
    Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty
    Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
    Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
    Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
    Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
    My music so loud
    I’m swangin
    They hopin that they gon catch me ridin dirty
    Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
    Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
    Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
    Tryin to catch me ridin dirty

    [Verse 1 - Chamillionaire]
    Police think they can see me lean
    I’m tint so it ain’t easy to be seen
    When you see me ride by they can see the glean
    And my shine on the deck and the TV screen
    Ride with a new chick, she like hold up
    Next to the playstation controller is a full clip and my pistola
    Turn a jacker into a coma
    Girl you ain’t know, I’m crazy like Krayzie Bone
    Just tryin to bone ain’t tryin to have no babies
    Rock clean itself so I pull in ladies
    Laws of patrolling you know they hate me
    Music turned all the way up until the maximum
    I can speak for some niggas tryin to jack for some
    But we packin somethin that we have and um will have a nigga locked up in the maximum
    Security cell, I’m grippin oak
    Music loud and tippin slow
    Twist and twistin like hit this dough
    Pull up from behind and is in his throat
    Windows down gotta stop pollution
    CDs change niggas like who is that producing?
    This the Play-N-Skillz when we out and cruisin
    Got warrants in every city except Houston but I’m still ain’t losin

    [Chorus]

    [Verse 2 - Krayzie Bone]
    I been drinkin and smokin holdin shit cause a brother can’t focus
    I gotta get to home ‘fore the po po’s scope this big ol Excursion swerving all up in the curve man
    Nigga been sippin on that Hennessey and the gin again is in again we in the wind
    Doin a hundred while I puff on the blunt
    And rollin another one up, we livin like we ain’t givin a fuck
    I got a revolver in my right hand, 40 oz on my lap freezing my balls
    Roll a nigga tree, green leaves and all
    Comin pretty deep, me and my do-jo
    I gotta get back to backstreets
    Wanted by the six pound and I got heat glock glock shots to the block we creep creep
    Pop Pop hope cops don’t see me, on a low key
    With no regards for the law we dodge em like fuck em all
    But I won’t get caught up and brought up on charges for none of y’all
    Keep a gun in car, and a blunt to spark, but well if you want, nigga you poppin dark
    Ready or not we bust shots off in the air Krayzie Bone and Chamillionaire

    [Chorus]

    [Verse 3 - Chamillionaire]
    Do what you thinkin so, I tried to let you go
    Turn up a blink of light and I swang it slower
    A nigga upset for sure cause they think they know that they catchin me with plenty of the drink and dro
    So they get behind me tryin to check my tags, look at my rearview and they smilin
    Thinkin they’ll catch me on the wrong well keep tryin
    Cause they denyin is racial profiling
    Houston, TX you can check my tags
    Pull me over try to check my slab
    Glove compartment gotta get my cash
    Cause the crooked cops try to come up fast
    And been a baller that I am I talk to them, giving a damn bout not feeling my attitude
    When they realize I ain’t even ridin dirty bet you’ll be leavin with an even madder mood
    I’mma laugh at you then I’mma have to cruise I’m in number two on some more DJ Screw
    You can’t arrest me plus you can’t sue
    This a message to the laws tellin them WE HATE YOU
    I can’t be touched or tell ‘em that they shoulda known
    Tippin’ down, sittin’ crooked on my chrome
    Bookin’ my phone, tryin’ to find a chick I wanna bone
    Like they couldn’t stop me I’mma ’bout to pull up at your home and it’s on

    [Chorus 2x]
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    http://www.gotchalyrics.com/c/chamillionaire_lyrics/chamillionaire_the_sound_of_revenge_ridin__lyrics.html

  7. blondie says:

    im starting to get tired of ridin dirty, so im gonna have to say white and nerdy
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  8. montana1445 says:

    wt and nerdy
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  9. Joecuki says:

    White and Nerdy man. Even Chamillionare put it on his myspace over his own song.
    :D
    Givin props to us white nerdy kids out here
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  10. iamarockstar says:

    ridin for sure.
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  11. greenbayfan1114 says:

    Love them both, but hey. Weird Al’s be pimpin.
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  12. Infernal says:

    white and nerdy is awsome .. is so hilareous .. the other one is ok … i love white and nerdy
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  13. Death says:

    what kinda question is that??!!!

    white and nerdy is such a dumb song!!!!

    the original Ridin dirty is way better!
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  14. janay says:

    Both are good. Ridin Dirty is a good rap song while White and Nerdy makes you laugh. Its good to have both.
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  15. songbird says:

    In my opinion I think White and Nerdy is better. 8-B
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  16. Krissy says:

    well…i’am neither white nor nerdy…but i’ll have to say ridin dirty
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  17. jamoncita says:

    ridin dirty is a tight song that got played out real quick thanks to our beloved radio stations who don’t take advantage of the millions of songs out there to be played. white and nerdy is hilarious – at least it was the first time i saw it. i wouldn’t call it a song. i mean, it’s weird al yankovic doing what he does – messing around and creating humor out of songs that are more or less supposed to be serious. you can’t compare the two. white and nerdy is just a spoof. i like em both, though
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  18. yellowstone_rattler says:

    White and Nerdy

    You see me mowin’ my front lawn
    I know they’re all thinkin’ I’m so
    White and nerdy

    Think I’m just too white and nerdy
    Think I’m just too white and nerdy
    Can’t you see I’m white and nerdy
    Look at me I’m white and nerdy

    I wanna roll with the gangstas
    But so far they all think I’m too
    White and nerdy

    Think I’m just too white and nerdy
    Think I’m just too white and nerdy
    I’m just too white and nerdy
    Really, really white and nerdy

    First in my class here at MIT
    Got skills, I’m a champion at D&D
    M.C. Escher, that’s my favorite M.C.
    Keep you’re 40, I’ll just have an Earl Grey tea
    My rims never spin, to the contrary
    You’ll find that they’re quite stationary
    All of my action figures are cherry
    Stephen Hawking’s in my library

    My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
    Got people beggin’ for my top eight spaces
    Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
    Ain’t got no grills but I still wear braces
    I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
    I’m a wiz at Minesweeper, I could play for days
    Once you’ve see my sweet moves, you’re gonna stay amazed
    My fingers movin’ so fast I’ll set the place ablaze

    There’s no killer app I haven’t run (run)
    At Pascal, well I’m number one (one)
    Do vector calculus just for fun
    I ain’t got a gat, but I got a soldering gun (what?)
    Happy Days is my favorite theme song
    I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
    I’ll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
    I’m fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon

    Here’s the part I sing on…

    You see me roll on my Segway
    I know in my heart they think I’m
    White and nerdy

    Think I’m just too white and nerdy
    Think I’m just too white and nerdy
    Can’t you see I’m white and nerdy
    Look at me I’m white and nerdy

    I’d like to roll with the gangstas
    Although it’s apparent I’m too
    White and nerdy

    Think I’m just too white and nerdy
    Think I’m just too white and nerdy
    I’m just too white and nerdy
    How’d I get so white and nerdy

    I been browsin’, inspectin’ X-Men comics
    You know I collect ‘em
    The pens in my pocket, I must protect them
    My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
    Shoppin’ online for deals on some writable media
    I edit Wikipedia
    I memorized Holy Grail really well
    I can recite it right now and have you R-O-T-F-L-O-L

    I got a business doing websites (websites)
    When my friends need some code, who do they call?
    I do HTML for ‘em all
    Even made a homepage for my dog, yo
    I got myself a fanny pack
    They were havin’ a sale down at The Gap
    Spend my nights with a role of bubble wrap
    Pop, pop – hope no one sees me gettin’ freaky

    I’m nerdy in the extreme
    Whiter than sour cream
    I was in AV club and glee club
    And even the chess team
    Only question I ever thought was hard
    Was "Do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?"
    Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Faire
    Got my name on my underwear

    They see me strollin’, they’re laughin’
    And rollin’ their eyes cause I’m so
    White and nerdy

    Just because I’m white and nerdy
    Just because I’m white and nerdy
    All because I’m white and nerdy
    Holy cow, I’m white and nerdy

    I wanna bowl with the gangstas
    But oh well, it’s obvious I’m
    White and nerdy

    Think I’m just too white and nerdy
    Think I’m just too white and nerdy
    I’m just too white and nerdy
    Look at me I’m white and nerdy
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  19. Simply Aubrey says:

    ridin for sure.
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  20. googleberry says:

    my son got weird al’s cd for his birthday- had no clue what song he wanted it for, but after i heard it i got a total kick out of it! i also like ridin dirty, but he can’t listen to that, so i would have to pick white and nerdy.
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  21. poetictragedyx86 says:

    White & Nerdy!
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  22. . says:

    ridin dirty fa’sho hands down, white and nerdy is the dumbest song ever by some idiot from the 80′s
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  23. evie16 says:

    ridin dirty
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  24. Bojangles says:

    white and nerdy because it is funny and true :P
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