http://www.dirtynerdluv.org Thu, 11 Mar 2010 07:02:03 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 What are some good funny pick up lines? http://www.dirtynerdluv.org/good-pick-up-lines/what-are-some-good-funny-pick-up-lines http://www.dirtynerdluv.org/good-pick-up-lines/what-are-some-good-funny-pick-up-lines#comments Thu, 11 Mar 2010 07:02:03 +0000 admin http://www.dirtynerdluv.org/good-pick-up-lines/what-are-some-good-funny-pick-up-lines funny but good pick up lines?

Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that…your numbers not in it.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
There are 206 bones in the human body… do you want another one?
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas. I’m not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock!
I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the roses die"
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong!
Was your Dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.
If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
You know what would look good on you? Me!
Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.
Are you a pirate? Cause I want cho booty.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
I’ve noticed you noticing me and I’m just giving you notice that I’ve noticed you!
Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
Do u sleep on your belly at night? If no, can I?
If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
It’s a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? ‘Cause I could see myself in your pants.
You turn my software into hardware!
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
Let’s have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?
People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.
If you were a booger I would pick you first.
[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn’t hear me…. I said u look really fat in those pants!
Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!
If you were a burger at McDonald’s you’d be the McGorgeous.
I must be in heaven because I’m looking at an angel!
Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
If I had a garden I’d put your two lips and my two lips together.
Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is…
Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
Hi, my name’s Fred, would you like to test my bed?
Roses Are Red, Candle Light Flickers, After The Meal, Its off With The Knickers.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald’s, you would be a McGorgeous.
You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everybody we did it anyway.
My name’s [your name]. That’s so you know what to scream in bed.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I’m lost at sea!
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
Do you know karate? Cause your body’s kickin!
I’m gay, think you can convert me?
You’re ugly, but you intrigue me…
Is your shirt felt? (No?) Do you want it to be?
If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.
Here’s $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
Bond….James Bond
If you were a car, I’d wax and ride you all over town.
Are you a hooker? Cause I’m hooked on you.
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
Are you a clock? Cause you’re ticking me off.
Polar Bear (HUh) I just wanted to break the ice.
Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!
Are you form Tennessee? Cause you’re the only ten I see!!!
Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" [No] Then wi

]]> http://www.dirtynerdluv.org/good-pick-up-lines/what-are-some-good-funny-pick-up-lines/feed 4 What are some funny pick up lines that you guys know of? http://www.dirtynerdluv.org/pick-up-lines-for-guys/what-are-some-funny-pick-up-lines-that-you-guys-know-of http://www.dirtynerdluv.org/pick-up-lines-for-guys/what-are-some-funny-pick-up-lines-that-you-guys-know-of#comments Thu, 11 Mar 2010 07:01:59 +0000 admin http://www.dirtynerdluv.org/pick-up-lines-for-guys/what-are-some-funny-pick-up-lines-that-you-guys-know-of (i’m going to use them in a joking manner with friends– not with some random stranger. lol)

include lines for both guys and girls :)

Let me see: a couple that sometimes actually get the ball rolling.
1. My favorite: If I had a nickel for every time I saw a girl as beautiful as you, I would now have five cents.
2. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute… funny, and works too.
Here are a couple I’ve heard, that I’ve never used as they are kind of old:
1. I couldn’t help notice that you look my next girlfriend.
2. I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
3. Apart from being hot, what else do you do?

]]> http://www.dirtynerdluv.org/pick-up-lines-for-guys/what-are-some-funny-pick-up-lines-that-you-guys-know-of/feed 6 what was your greatest pick up line? http://www.dirtynerdluv.org/greatest-pick-up-lines/what-was-your-greatest-pick-up-line http://www.dirtynerdluv.org/greatest-pick-up-lines/what-was-your-greatest-pick-up-line#comments Thu, 11 Mar 2010 07:01:56 +0000 admin http://www.dirtynerdluv.org/greatest-pick-up-lines/what-was-your-greatest-pick-up-line
I can jump to the top of a backboard, take off a quarter and leave 15 cents change.

Brandon

]]> http://www.dirtynerdluv.org/greatest-pick-up-lines/what-was-your-greatest-pick-up-line/feed 2 What’s a short sweet good pick up line for girls to say? http://www.dirtynerdluv.org/good-pick-up-lines-for-girls/whats-a-short-sweet-good-pick-up-line-for-girls-to-say http://www.dirtynerdluv.org/good-pick-up-lines-for-girls/whats-a-short-sweet-good-pick-up-line-for-girls-to-say#comments Thu, 11 Mar 2010 07:01:52 +0000 admin http://www.dirtynerdluv.org/good-pick-up-lines-for-girls/whats-a-short-sweet-good-pick-up-line-for-girls-to-say
none. pick up lines r kinda cheesy depending on well, the pick up line

]]> http://www.dirtynerdluv.org/good-pick-up-lines-for-girls/whats-a-short-sweet-good-pick-up-line-for-girls-to-say/feed 13 White and Nerdy sheet music? http://www.dirtynerdluv.org/dirty-nerdy/white-and-nerdy-sheet-music http://www.dirtynerdluv.org/dirty-nerdy/white-and-nerdy-sheet-music#comments Thu, 11 Mar 2010 07:01:49 +0000 admin http://www.dirtynerdluv.org/dirty-nerdy/white-and-nerdy-sheet-music Has any one seen sheet music for weird al’s "white and nerdy" song. i saw a college marching band playing it in a football game. since this is a parody song ill take sheet music for Chamillionaire’s "Ridin Dirty". i need this just for personal reasons because im a musician. And im in my high school’s marching band so ill take a score too.

They see me mowin’
My front lawn
I know they’re all thinking
I’m so White N’ nerdy

Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
Can’t you see I’m white n’ nerdy
Look at me I’m white n’ nerdy!
I wanna roll with-
The gangsters
But so far they all think
I’m too white n’ nerdy
Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
I’m just too white n’ nerdy
Really, really white n’ nerdy

First in my class here at M.I.T.
Got skills, I’m a Champion of DND
MC Escher that’s my favorite MC
Keep your 40
I’ll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin to the contrary
You’ll find they’re quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Steven Hawkings in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
I got people begging for my top 8 spaces
Yo I know Pi to a thousand places
Ain’t got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I’m a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you’re gonna stay amazed,
my fingers movin’ so fast I’ll set the place ablaze
There’s no killer app I haven’t run
At Pascal, well, I’m number 1
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain’t got a gat but I gotta soldering gun
Happy days is my favourite theme song
I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I’ll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I’m fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon

They see me roll on, my Segway!
I know in my heart they think I’m
white n’ nerdy!
Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
Can’t you see I’m white n’ nerdy
Look at me I’m white n’ nerdy
I’d like to roll with-
The gangsters
Although it’s apparent I’m too
White n’ nerdy
Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
I’m just too white n’ nerdy
How’d I get so white n’ nerdy?

I’ve been browsing, inspectin’
X-men comics you know I collect ‘em
The pens in my pocket
I must protect ‘em
my ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doing websites
When my friends need some code who do they call?
I do HTML do for them all
Even made a homepage for my dog!
Yo! Got myself a fanny pack
they were having a sale down at the GAP
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
POP POP! Hope no one sees me gettin’ freaky!

I’m nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour creme
I was in AV club and Glee club and even the chess team!
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
I spend every weekend
at the renaissance fair
I got my name on my under wear!

They see me strollin’
They laughin’
And rollin’ their eyes ’cause
I’m so white n’ nerdy
Just because I’m white n’ nerdy
Just because I’m white n’ nerdy
All because I’m white n’ nerdy
Holy cow I’m white n’ nerdy
I wanna bowl with-
the gangsters
but oh well it’s obvious I’m
white n’ nerdy
Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
I’m just too white n’ nerdy
Look at me I’m white n’ nerdy!

]]> http://www.dirtynerdluv.org/dirty-nerdy/white-and-nerdy-sheet-music/feed 3 Fill in the blank. "I love you more than…."? http://www.dirtynerdluv.org/dirty-nerd/fill-in-the-blank-i-love-you-more-than http://www.dirtynerdluv.org/dirty-nerd/fill-in-the-blank-i-love-you-more-than#comments Thu, 11 Mar 2010 07:01:22 +0000 admin http://www.dirtynerdluv.org/dirty-nerd/fill-in-the-blank-i-love-you-more-than here are some examples

I love you more than a fat kid loves cake
i love you more than a fish loves water
i lover you more than a nerd loves pcs and porn.

get as dirty and twisted as you want

"I love you more than TURK."

(Scrubs fans should get that one. ;] )

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so what am i gonna do cos it would look weird being dropped off at the venue by my mum or dad when everyone else will be arriving in limos and hummers.

someone help me please?

Those girls are jerks, you should not listen to them. Don’t either rush relationships. If they just want you for what you have, don’t worry about that stupid prom. Also, forget about the braces thing. If a guy really liked you he wouldn’t care about your braces. I personally don’t care much about the looks. My last girlfriend wasn’t that cute, but who cares. Get new friends. I personally like a girl that has braces on an that’s the least significant thing. My issue is her stupid boyfriend.

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