"baby u are one fine looking Salad and i wanna pour my white cream ranch all over you’
This wouldn’t even make an adequate line in a cheesy sitcom. much less a pick-up line for girls (unless they happen to be prostitutes! & then you better have some cash on hand to go with your tacky lines!)
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This wouldn’t even make an adequate line in a cheesy sitcom. much less a pick-up line for girls (unless they happen to be prostitutes! & then you better have some cash on hand to go with your tacky lines!)
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um no thats makes you sound like a tool no corny sh!t okay just say
1. you look pretty today
2. commebt in her change of apperance
3. say how smart she is in the world today we arn’t all ditzes
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depends is the salad interested ha ha. you might as well say "Is it me or does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" try something that is both sweet and seductive at the same time.
I’m not saying don’t try it but try it on somebody you have no interest in what so ever. just to see how it goes before you make a mess of your lovely salad.
good luck mate. x
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Depends on the extent of how much you want to get slapped in the face/have a drink doured on your head.
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No. SO MANY TIMES no. Really, just comment on her appearance. Say she looks nice today. If she falls for a pick-up line, she’s probably desperate. If she falls for THAT pick-up line, pinch yourself. Either your dreaming or you’re talking to a prostitute.
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Don’t use pick up lines it’s a quick way for you to get ignored by women and girls.
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does this rag smell like chloroform?
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