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When I agreed to do this collab I was planning to make myself look like a super player. The only problem was that the sketch wasn’t that funny. So I compromised my cool factor for some laughs. This is a comedy channel after all. My goal is to make you laugh at all costs. 
Hope you enjoy.
1. I hope you know CPR because you took my breath away.
2. There must be something wrong with my/your eyes because I can’t get them off of you.
3. Ni how~~ ma~ (Chinese for how are you)
4. I wish I was a pokemon master. That way I can peek-a-chu
5. So my friends bet me I can’t talk to the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy drinks with their money.
6. I bet I can kiss you without touching you. Darn. I guess I lost that bet.
7. If I was Peter Pan, you’d be my happy thought.
8. If I was a fly I’d be all over you because you’re the shit.
9. My love for you is like diareea, I just can’t hold it in.
10. If you’re a hamburger at Burger King, you’d be Wah~~per~
11. The word of the day is legs. Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.
12. Your eyes are bluer than the water in my toilet.
13. You must the the north pole because all I’m feeling is an attraction.
14. Mango does a body good. Here have a mango.
Duration : 0:5:27
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These lines make me …
These lines make me cringe and want to kill myself! >:C
gayish
gayish
I really got …
I really got entertained by this one.
i <3 asians rofl
i <3 asians rofl
4:14 , haha .
4:14 , haha .
4:06-4:13 = boner
4:06-4:13 = boner
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this is friggin …
this is friggin stoopid
mango dance! …
mango dance! HYSTERICAL!
The rating system …
The rating system stared out like this 20% linage, 50% you got a hooker, 10% actual funny lines 20% we were expecting comp nerd and frenchy.
these aren’t corny, …
these aren’t corny, they’re just bad.
shame on the …
shame on the interwebz no life.
they Do Work …
they Do Work Sometimes
i laughed at the …
i laughed at the pizza part.
oh heck noooo that …
oh heck noooo that girl thinks shes all that
she needs a good taste of reality and so do you, find better ways to spend your time, life is short and pick-up lines are just rude.
shes a whore
shes a whore
It’s not a purse. …
It’s not a purse. It’s pretty far in the distance, it’s a computer/laptop bag.
Lose the purse. …
Lose the purse. Furthermore if you’ve taken the multiple comments of ‘Get rid of the purse’, I’m not making fun of you. Glad you are making people laugh.
When im around you …
When im around you im like a complex word; long and hard ;D
Now,millions people …
Now,millions people delve into pick up skills,But only 0.03% become PUA,maybe 0.01%,many noob learn form book,vedio,forum…After a period of study,they still look like a fool,as foolish as I was before.After i got one-on-one consulting from Dateofourlife(dot)com.,I can honestly that I’m a changed man,
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lol “another …
lol “another retarded defending their kind”. good game bro, great english there.
cant get between …
cant get between man and his pizza. Alright its time for mango dance. ohhh yeah here we go now. awesome!!
hello, im a thief …
hello, im a thief and i am here to steal your heart =D
Another retarded …
Another retarded defending their kind. F.U.
hey mango dude ur a …
hey mango dude ur a funny dude if u make vids u shud jus not let comments be oon um cause there is alot of dumb haters and its retarded dude