These are the worst pick up lines i’ve heard from guys. I’ve also included a couple from friends. Girls if you have any bad pick up lines feel free to post them into the comment box!
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I rily think this …
I rily think this is some gud stuff u doing, gurl! Really gonna help a lot of guys having right-word issues n problems with getting a gurl out on a date! Keep it going……..and i really think u r cute…lol!
bcuz sum of dem b …
bcuz sum of dem b working real talk ma
i remember one time …
i remember one time i went to the pub with my friends and some random guy came up to me,leaned on the table smirking and whispered:”can i use your mouth??”
the only way i could make him go away was to fake a puke reflex.
lol
i have had 2 and …
i have had 2 and tht is pretty werid here is the first 1
the square root of 600 is 40 dont u wanna be my shorty
2. 0 times 1 = none u +me equals fun and they worked so
@blueyeguy13 the …
@blueyeguy13 the first 3 were hilarious, man, i laughed so hard that i almost cried.
@unamujerbonita …
@unamujerbonita rofl!!!!!! some of dese niggaz need to stop.. real tawk.. dat was funnii doe..
one of my friends …
one of my friends said this guy came up to her and said this:
If I was a squirrel, and you were a tree, I’d store my nuts in your hole!! I can’t believe someone would just come up to someone else and just say something that stupid!
lol wo 60?! Yeah …
lol wo 60?! Yeah all of those were stupid. Some people don’t know how to be normal I don’t believe 2:40 fart?
There must be a …
There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on
I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking? MARTINS PIC UP LINE
Worst ever!!!! I …
Worst ever!!!! I lost my number..can have yours? I find that one stupid
Im not drunk, im …
Im not drunk, im just intoxicated by you
did you just fart, …
did you just fart, beacause you blew me away… ive heard tat so many times
the worst one have …
the worst one have hate Man says”Did it hurt” Lady says”What??” Man says”When you fall from heaven….Because your beautiful like angel” and i was 12 and thea guy was driving by and said that to me he must of been 20 or 30
I think he likes …
I think he likes you..
wow… G-POINTS!!!
wow… G-POINTS!!!
does ‘do you wanna …
does ‘do you wanna have sex?’ count as a pickup line? slap-worthy i think. shame i found it intoxicating cos i had the biggest crush on this guy.
-My dick died, can …
-My dick died, can I bury it in your ass?
-My couch pulls out, but I dont…
-I hope you like anal, cause I hate kids
-If I was a watermellon, would you spit out my seed?
-If I was a suirrel and you a tree, I’d put my nuts on you all the tiem
-Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
-[Point at her ass] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
-Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
-I bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.
lollll I like the …
lollll I like the chloroform one… I’d go for it.
i must say, you are …
i must say, you are one good looking female.and since you like to talk about attractive qualities in people, i love a woman who loves to laugh/smile.and when they look good doing it(like you)i find them that much prettier/more attractive.now if she’s also classy + has a good heart thats wat i call a dime or total package.you seem like one.
Once as a joke, my …
Once as a joke, my friend asked me, “Do you have a mirror in your pocket, ’cause Ican see myself in your pants.”
who will win the …
who will win the superboal VOTE ON MY CANNEL!!!
wow you have a …
wow you have a beautiful smile ! ( no im not some perverted weirdo with bad pickup lines) i seriously mean it. Don’t listen to the haters girl.
ps; i hope you got a man thats treating you right
did the “bathwater” …
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did the “bathwater” guy really said that??
or u just hate us
u look better with ur hair black, by the way
stfu ho u gettin me …
stfu ho u gettin me tight we do that for jokes but u do look good can i have yah number