just need some fun pick up lines to use on a lady

Are you a parking ticket?

… because you have FINE written all over you.

12 Responses

1. kobygirl_76 Says:
   February 8th, 2010 at 12:37 am

   Why? Is it too hard to just be yourself?
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2. Wolf Says:
   February 8th, 2010 at 12:52 am

   My friend Travis lost his virginity with this one:

   "Wanna go grab a pizza and f**k?"

   By the way, I hope you’re joking. Pick up lines are stupid.
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3. Shorty Says:
   February 8th, 2010 at 1:32 am

   Is your dad a banker? Cause I’d like to cash that check.
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4. Mike S Says:
   February 8th, 2010 at 1:52 am

   I think you’d do better to have friends introduce you to someone they know… forget the pick up crap… it’s beneath you.
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5. LiVeStRoNg Says:
   February 8th, 2010 at 2:25 am

   Pick up lines are so dumb. If this girl has anything above her shoulders she’ll think you’re just a usual dumb*** If I were you (even though I’m a girl so this is very diffirent) i would just introduce myself and play things by ear. I do have a few funny ones just for kicks though.
   * Do you play karate? Cuz you’re body’s kickin!
   *If I said you had a hot body, would you hold it against me?
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6. hiko73 Says:
   February 8th, 2010 at 2:54 am

   Ok, a friend pulled this one on me (he’s Polish):

   Him: Do you have any Polish in you?
   Me: No
   Him: Would you like to?

   I think it’s hilarious!
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7. andrea v Says:
   February 8th, 2010 at 3:20 am

   Pick up lines are so stupid. we girls hate it when a guy comes up with this lame stuff, just be yourself and be confident.
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8. pr_nena1 Says:
   February 8th, 2010 at 3:25 am

   YOU SEEM TO BE THE LIGHT BULB IN MY LIFE AND IF YOU GO OUT NO ONE COULD REPLACE YOU.

   I DON’T KNOW I JUST WROTE SOME THING SWEET AND KINDA FUNNY
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9. Big Daddy Says:
   February 8th, 2010 at 4:12 am

   how old are you? that’s so high school. just be yourself. have someone formally introduce you to the girl you like or simply approach one and say hi then see where it goes.
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10. boliver_bumgut Says:
    February 8th, 2010 at 4:19 am

    did you just do your laundry? I can see myself in your pants! .>. i know you! we went to different schools together! .>. you’re missing the time of my life…
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11. sivgiger78 Says:
    February 8th, 2010 at 5:03 am

    don’t do it man, just enjoy life and wicked things happen:)
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12. Emily p Says:
    February 8th, 2010 at 5:42 am

    Are you a parking ticket?

    … because you have FINE written all over you.
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