Ninja Pickup Lines

“Once you go black, you never go back… ALIVE!”

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25 Responses to Ninja Pickup Lines

  1. rachiebaby561 says:

    at first i thought …
    at first i thought your body was kicking but now i can see its punching lol

  2. skittlesweet94 says:

    I’m sorry I chopped …
    I’m sorry I chopped your boyfriend’s arm off. Need a hug?

  3. mripod64 says:

    lol the last ones …
    lol the last ones the best “need a hug”

  4. YellowWolfpack says:

    lol Ninja pickup …
    lol Ninja pickup lines ^ ^

  5. nambinhvu says:

    haha nice ones
    haha nice ones

  6. nivenheim says:

    What are you …
    What are you talking about? I already gave you one… Oh right you’re not a ninja so you didn’t notice. =P

  7. nivenheim says:

    Learnt.
    Learnt.

  8. Drunkenprophet23 says:

    NINJA PICKUP LINES! …
    NINJA PICKUP LINES!!!
    Can I have your number, before its up?
    NINJA PICKUP LINES!!!
    Sorry I pulled your heart out of your chest. Would you like to steal mine?
    NINJA PICKUP LINES!!!
    I’ll take your breath away, and as soon as you go out with me I’ll give it back.
    NINJA PICKUP LINES!!!
    Do you think theres something between us? Either way I’ll take you out.
    NINJA PICKUP LINES!!!
    If I could rearange the alphabet I’d put U and I together. Then I would flip the U upside down and add nja. ninja.

  9. goldmilla says:

    i can see myself in …
    i can see myself in your 483 eyes

  10. tankmen93 says:

    And you’ve never …
    And you’ve never learned English, have you?

  11. SpavnOvHel says:

    Nawh… *hug*

    Oh, …
    Nawh… *hug*

    Oh, and nevermind the fact I was the ninja who killed your boyfriend in order to hug you.

  12. whyplayback says:

    *sniffle* will some …
    *sniffle* will some one give me a *sniffle* ninja hug he chopped of my boifriends headXDXDXDXD

  13. xEaW137 says:

    LMAO..

    It’s kickin …
    LMAO..

    It’s kickin!

    rofl

  14. igzodian says:

    Welcome to my world …
    Welcome to my world ;)

  15. snoopunit says:

    dud, haven’t you …
    dud, haven’t you NEVER seen me before?

  16. iLuffTwilight says:

    Awwh. I want a …
    Awwh. I want a ninja hug. xD

  17. JesusJunkee says:

    “im really sorry …
    “im really sorry about chopping off ur boyfriends arm”

    LOL

  18. Elendieldunadan says:

    Last one’s the best …
    Last one’s the best. “Need a hug?”

  19. toonyfatninjas says:

    i guess this will …
    i guess this will only work if you were a ninja

  20. bbking93 says:

    me too!!
    me too!!

  21. bbking93 says:

    NINJA PICKUP LINES! …
    NINJA PICKUP LINES!!!!!
    lol.. not punching.. but kickin… lol…

  22. KayamiUchiha says:

    From across the …
    From across the room, I thought your body was punching…but now I can see — it’s kicking!

    ROFLMAO! xDD

  23. abarainosa says:

    i’m so using these …
    i’m so using these tomorrow at school

  24. kirbiak90ZX says:

    Dude that was sooo …
    Dude that was sooo freaking funny!!! i couldn’t stop laughing: )

  25. TaraJayne30 says:

    Ninjas rule!!!!
    Ninjas rule!!!!