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I have a pickup …
I have a pickup line. Okay, Do you like bacon? wanna strip?
this ones hot lmfao
this ones hot lmfao
Can I be Burger …
Can I be Burger king? And you be McDonald’s?
So I can have it my way, and you’ll be loving it. ;D
I thought that one was cute.
Yes u are Ur very …
Yes u are Ur very HOT
heheheh Jesse …
heheheh Jesse McCartney XDD I know that song! I was… not proud at all. It is actually amazingly sad that I know it. Please don’t tell people. And I don’t know why I commented anyways. *shifty eyes*
you just gotta be …
you just gotta be honest, man (:
girls prefer honest guys(:
xoxo,
Shawtyy!’x
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This is one that a …
This is one that a guy has used on me before:
roses are red,
violets are blue,
never in my life,
have i seen a girl as pretty as you.
But shane, youre so cute and funny already, you don’t even need to try to get us ladies.
At the end when u …
At the end when u say “Please help me out,” you sound like your getting buttfucked with a that’s twice as large as normal.
you: do u have a …
you: do u have a map?
girl/boy: why
you: i need the road to your heart
“how much does a …
“how much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice”. OR “POOF! im here! ok, you got 2 more wishes.”
Ok Shane, idk how …
Ok Shane, idk how old this video is, or if you will even read this… But here are sone pretty good pick up lines…. Are you a snickers? (candy bar) because you satisfy me! Do you know how much a polar bear weights? Enought to break the ice, hi I’m Kyler… So yeah the last one is kind of a icebreaker but could be used as a pick up line as well
i love your smexi …
i love your smexi nerd face.
is that weird?
pickup line: “Baby, youre so beautiful i ran into that wall over there, so im going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.”
Wow, I’ve seen …
Wow, I’ve seen pictures of pretty girls before, but never one in person
you want to come …
you want to come over to my house and do some math add the bed sub the close divide the legs and multi.
wana play army ill lay doyn and you can blow the out of me.
if i were a fly ill b all over u cuz your the lol
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
Baby did you fart, ’cause you blow me away!
lmao
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call fine print
Lmao, I love this …
Lmao, I love this video.
Makes me laugh everytime.
are u from a bread …
are u from a bread store becuz ur rolls are kickin lol
You:did it hurt?
…
You:did it hurt?
Girl:what?
You:did it hurt when you fell from heaven
im new in town can …
im new in town can i have directions to your house
or
i lost my phone number can i have yours
Boy: Do u have 70 …
Boy: Do u have 70 cents
Girl: noooo O_O
BOY: Well how bout 69 i kno u can offord 69
Did you eat lucky …
Did you eat lucky charms for breakfast, because you look magically delicious
lmfao
lmfao
i know i am not a …
i know i am not a grocery item, but i can still tell when you are checking me out.
I once put it in my …
I once put it in my ear… that was intenwe!
Grab those little …
Grab those little packet of sugar that you put on coffee and tell her “hey you drop your name tag” and she will see on the packet “sugar”
Or
instead of being sexy what do you do 4 fun?