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Here are all the pick up lines just in case you can’t understand my accent. Most of them are original’s I made up but some I found on the internet.
1) If I have a soccer ball will you come kick it with me?
2) Oh Ko Ni Chi WOW girl.
3) Your beauty has over clocked my processor.
5) Dam girl~ I thought Civic’s were pretty until I laid my eyes on you.
6) Our love is like dividing by zero. It can not be defined.
7) It stopped raining in my heart the moment I laid eyes on you.
You defragment my life.
9) Ow my tooth hurts because you’re so sweet.
10) Ah yes I am addicted to caffeine and you’re my Starbucks.
11) I less than 3 you.
12) Don’t wear no more make up. You can’t get more perfect than you already are.
13) I looked in the mirror and saw an angel. Come to me and kiss angel.
14) I wish I was your derivative so I can be tangent in your life.
15) Did you have nose surgery? So then how can you be so beautiful?
16) Every time I think of you the stars disappear. Look at how black the world is. That’s not pollution. That’s you.
17) Did you hear that? It was my heart taking off after looking at you.
18) You are like my sleeping pills. I can’t sleep without you.
19) I have an owie on my lips. Can you kiss it and make it better.
20) Wow you look so familiar. You look like my next girlfriend.
21) Did you win the Nobel peace prize? Because you beauty can bring world peace.
22) I can’t breath~ Your beauty is too intoxicating.
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wen he is dressed …
wen he is dressed up like asian gangsta part 2″ he speaks like the retarted policeman haha
mean are better
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mean are better
My dick died can i bury it in your ass
wanna play hand ball? Your hand my ball
the word of the day is legs lets go to your house and spread the word
i think its funny …
i think its funny lol
that’s the joke…. …
that’s the joke……right?
this is horrible
this is horrible
LMAO KID!!
LMAO KID!!
lmao hehe
lmao hehe
hahah lol! “u are …
hahah lol! “u are like my sleeping pills, i cant sleep without u!”
hahahaha
LOL
The “Don’t wear …
LOL
The “Don’t wear more makeup, you can’t get more perfect than you already are,” was actually somewhat nice.
lol the nerd ones …
lol the nerd ones were hilarious.
retardedmango, Keep …
retardedmango, Keep up the video uploads.
r u drunk lol?
r u drunk lol?
no offense really …
no offense really but i find asian people really not funny (my opinion)
super. cheesy.
ROFL …
super. cheesy.
ROFL! I think you’re somewhat funny xD
wow no ofence but …
wow no ofence but tht was sooooooooo not funny
This is Sooo Gay? …
This is Sooo Gay? Not even Funny? Btw i cant understand you
are you a giral or …
are you a giral or wat because that purse is realy boathering me homo bye******
U guys are kiddin …
U guys are kiddin me right?