Ever see a woman you wanted to talk to but couldn’t think of anything to say to initiate a conversation? Worry no more..Chris Hansen is here to help. This version is a mixture of parts 1 and 2 along with some all new lines from the most recent investigation. Hehehehe. 
Duration : 0:8:31
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boots.
boots.
i know this guy at …
i know this guy at my church he looks just like chris hansen and talks like him and they both have the same manerisms
“You hot mommie? …
“You hot mommie? Let’s make love.” Personal Favorite. lol
Chris is creepy too.
Chris is creepy too.
Would you blank my …
Would you blank my blank. I’ll make you blank over and ovr again. ROFL
“I’m honored to be …
“I’m honored to be considered the candidate for your first time.”
WHO THE TALKS LIKE THAT?!
i have a boot fetish
i have a boot fetish
blankity blank …
blankity blank blank! haha my friend and i couldnt resist ripping audio from this and using the level line mixed in with the dbz joke over 9000 xD it actually turned out pretty funny
@younghippo The …
@younghippo The Can_I_Rape_You_Anally guy was the best rofl
“I am fixed”
“I am fixed”
fuck i want chris …
i want chris so badly
@LoomaMounten let …
@LoomaMounten let me know how it goes!!! LOL
Thats a great …
Thats a great pickup line– I’ll just walk up to some fine, busty blonde in the mall and say:
“I can’t control my level. I want to _____ your brains out.”
I think it will work
This video was …
This video was perfectly edited and executed. I laughed quite a bit!
“‘I have only 2 …
“‘I have only 2 chocolate flavored condoms left but I’ll use them for you”
Soooo romantic!
fap fap fap this is …
fap fap fap this is kinda hot
I’m twelve years …
I’m twelve years old and what is this?
i’ll remember these …
i’ll remember these next time I go to the bar…
Remember the guy …
Remember the guy who wanted to make a cat lick the girl? And the one who brought his son? creeps man
@busterbone better …
@busterbone better yet-a boot to the groin! It’s freaky these sick creeps could be living nearby. This skit is very disturbing, but strangely still funny nonetheless.
i am a straight man …
i am a straight man but i cud listen to his voice all day, its so frikin cool
I like Rape – Chris …
I like Rape – Chris Hansen
@EdelSeriman The …
@EdelSeriman The way he says it all in an anchorman voice is what really makes me laugh.
Especially “I just hope this isn’t too good to be true hee hee.”
The fact there are …
The fact there are no pauses, and it’s hard to tell where one line ends and another begins really adds to the hilarity
the guy with the …
the guy with the boot fetish needs a boot to the butt