Mine are better:
- … Mine are better:
-Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?
-If you were a burger at McDonalds Id call you McBeautiful
-Are you a parking ticket, because you have got fine written all over you!
-Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
And my favourite:
-Is that a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants?
Haha if you were my …
Haha if you were my homework, I’d do you everynight (:
guys all you need …
guys all you need is
tits or gtfo
or if you are gay
dick or gtfo
or if you are asexuel
…… gtfo
you know why …
you know why keyboards aren’t alphabetical baby?
a) cuz sometimes i just gotta tap u
b) because u and i need to be together more than typing needs to be easy gir’
The biggest …
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:33 so cute!!!!!
:33 so cute!!!!!
well i use this on …
well i use this on my friend, i told her: “im cold can i have a hug?” and it was like 95 degrees outside lol!
-Are your dad a …
-Are your dad a terrorist? Cuase your the BOMB!
If I was your heart …
If I was your heart, would you let me beat
if she used those …
if she used those lines on me i would be like do you work on a farm cause you sure no how to raise a cock
i plan on trying it …
i plan on trying it on my gf
lol
lol
hey, i like your …
hey, i like your shoes, because you’re walking all over my heart
omg mattia as a …
omg mattia as a freshie.. nvr saw that one. I never knew this video was so old. ahh kealakehe rocks
That parrot one is …
That parrot one is funny. Nice idea.
your cloths look …
your cloths look good on you… but they would look better on the floor
Mine are better:
- …
Mine are better:
-Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?
-If you were a burger at McDonalds Id call you McBeautiful
-Are you a parking ticket, because you have got fine written all over you!
-Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
And my favourite:
-Is that a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants?
mean are better
…
mean are better
My dick died can i bury it in your ass
wanna play hand ball? Your hand my ball
the word of the day is legs lets go to your house and spread the word
LOL im afraid …
LOL im afraid people will actually try it lolol
ohhh your a playa …
ohhh your a playa hahaha
what a losers
what a losers
haha
haha
I love the fact …
I love the fact that the girl is using these on guys
I like your outfit …
I like your outfit but you know what would look even better on you? Me.
Does this …
Does this handkerchief smell of chloroform to you?
that last guy was …
that last guy was to excited about it hahahha