What are some funny and good and cheesy pick up lines?

What are some funny and good and cheesy pick up lines?

What are some of the best pick up lines you know?

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16 Responses to “What are some funny and good and cheesy pick up lines?”

  1. Do you work at UPS? Because i could have sworn you were checking out my package…..
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  2. Are your parents retarded?

    Cause I swear your special.
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  3. If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me? ;)
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  4. crazytrain1192g on January 31st, 2010 at 5:24 pm

    do you have a pen so i can write my number down for you lol
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  5. they neva work
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  6. heres one

    You must be tired…. because you been running through my mind all day long.
    OR
    Heaven must be lonely… because they sure are missing a beautiful angel
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  7. blueyedtrumpet18 on January 31st, 2010 at 6:54 pm

    Baby I got my library card and I’m checking you out.

    Are you a parking ticket cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

    Are you from Memphis cause you’re the only Ten I see…
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  8. did it hurt?? …….. when you fell from heaven

    you must be tired…..cause you been running through my mind all day
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  9. Something is wrong with my cell phone…your number isn’t in it.
    I’ve got skittles in my mouth…wanna taste the rainbow?
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    I have a lot of friends who are boys. Lol

  10. Heres some(:

    am i a light switch? cause you turn me on.
    are you a parking ticket? because you have fine, written all over you.
    your legs must be tired, because youve been running through my mind all night.

    lol.
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  11. where your parents bakers? cuz your buns are just fine!
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  12. Do you wash your pants in Windex?
    Cause I can see my self in them.

    Are your legs tired?
    Cause you have been running though my mind all day.
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  13. Here’s one,
    Your so hot it’s agaisnt the law to send to to Anartica, you will melt all the snow.
    Or,
    Your so beautiful that I wish you were mine and I woudl plant you and have a whole bunch of yous.
    Or,
    WIsh I was the Sheriff I woudl arrest you and lock you up and I woudl be the only one to see your beauty and I woudl have the key to your heart.
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  14. -I ain’t Fred Flintstone, but i can make your bed rock.
    -Are you a parking ticket?? cause you got fine written all over you
    -Do you know karate, cause your body is really kickin

    Those are amazing, crack me up (:
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  15. texaslivewire360 on January 31st, 2010 at 11:04 pm

    Those jeans would look great on my bedroom floor!
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  16. they dont work, but you can find tons on google. heres some anyway

    is your mom a beaver? cuz damm girl

    is your lst name campbells? cuz you look mm mm good

    did it hurt? (her) what? (you) when you fell down from heaven

    are you tired? cuz youve been running through my mind all day

    i lost my number, can i have yours?

    fancy a f**k?

    (Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand

    Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here

    Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her
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