I’m just looking for some short, simple, pickup lines that won’t get you slapped across the face (Hey babe, can i lick your nips?) or imply that your person of interest is a prostitute (You might as well sleep with me, i’m telling my friends you did either way). Thanks, just need a few good lines to complete my arsenal.
idk but just DON’T say "yo" 2 much
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im telling your mom you sell drugs at school, UNLESS you blow me [ and don't forget the smiley face ]
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um… "hey, what’s up" usually works =P
cheesy pick-up lines are weird. starting a conversation is what’s going to let you get to really know a girl, increasing the chances that she’ll like you.
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idk but just DON’T say "yo" 2 much
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personal experience