What are some really good pick up lines?

Really good as in really bad as in really funny.

Do you have a map? Cause I’m lost in your eyes.
Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven, I mean.
Excuse me, have we f*cked yet?

7 Responses to “What are some really good pick up lines?”

  1. hey baby, nice top..fancy it on my bedroom floor?
    or
    All this could be yours for one low, low price!
    ..or
    Hi, I’m Batman. Wanna see my batmobile?
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  2. Do you have a map? Cause I’m lost in your eyes.
    Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven, I mean.
    Excuse me, have we f*cked yet?
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  3. If this bar is a restaurant, you must be a prime rib.
    My love for you is like the universe…neverending.
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  4. If your right leg is Easter and your left leg is Christmas can I see you inbetween the holidays ?
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  5. Baby, are you double-parked? ‘Cause you got Fine written all over you.

    Are you a burglar, baby? Looks like you got two ham hocks and a rump roast stuck in your dress.

    I’m not a big reader, baby girl…but I do like seein ‘u’ and ‘I’ together
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  6. Crazy for the Lady[Gaga that is] on February 27th, 2010 at 8:02 am

    Do you have mirror in your pocket? Cause I see myself in your pants…works everytime..lol not
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  7. Handsomestranger on February 27th, 2010 at 8:31 am

    Hello. I am completely filled with fruit and cheese.
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    <—-playa

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