What are some really good pick up lines?

Really good as in really bad as in really funny.

Do you have a map? Cause I’m lost in your eyes.
Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven, I mean.
Excuse me, have we f*cked yet?

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8 Responses to What are some really good pick up lines?

  1. Posh Sexx says:

    hey baby, nice top..fancy it on my bedroom floor?
    or
    All this could be yours for one low, low price!
    ..or
    Hi, I’m Batman. Wanna see my batmobile?
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  2. Cisco says:

    Do you have a map? Cause I’m lost in your eyes.
    Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven, I mean.
    Excuse me, have we f*cked yet?
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  3. POA says:

    If this bar is a restaurant, you must be a prime rib.
    My love for you is like the universe…neverending.
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  4. Lellamor says:

    If your right leg is Easter and your left leg is Christmas can I see you inbetween the holidays ?
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  5. Colonel Lingus says:

    Baby, are you double-parked? ‘Cause you got Fine written all over you.

    Are you a burglar, baby? Looks like you got two ham hocks and a rump roast stuck in your dress.

    I’m not a big reader, baby girl…but I do like seein ‘u’ and ‘I’ together
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  6. Crazy for the Lady[Gaga that is] says:

    Do you have mirror in your pocket? Cause I see myself in your pants…works everytime..lol not
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  7. Handsomestranger says:

    Hello. I am completely filled with fruit and cheese.
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    <—-playa

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