25 Responses to “BEST PICK UP LINES EVER”

1. spencermcgee on March 6th, 2010 at 8:27 pm

   i got one…hey …
   i got one…hey girl are ur parents retarted? cause u sure are specail

2. oddballmatt on March 6th, 2010 at 8:27 pm

   lol this definatly …
   lol this definatly needs to be a series of these lol a few of these had to have been improv.. lol i love how alot of them start with “hey girl”

3. HamletBMX on March 6th, 2010 at 8:27 pm

   Hey Girl…
   Hey Girl…

4. alwaystextback on March 6th, 2010 at 8:27 pm

   Haha thanks!! He’ll …
   Haha thanks!! He’ll be around

5. gnomeofprincess on March 6th, 2010 at 8:27 pm

   Also I want to add …
   Also I want to add that Eugene is the funniest character on youtube. And this is one of the funniest videos I have ever seen. Tears came from the laughter lool!

6. MusicOfTheDead17 on March 6th, 2010 at 8:27 pm

   what the hell!? haha
   what the hell!? haha

7. Wadzzy on March 6th, 2010 at 8:27 pm

   ^ you mean ‘not’ a …
   ^ you mean ‘not’ a unibrow? Lol

8. barneylover64 on March 6th, 2010 at 8:27 pm

   can you help me tie …
   can you help me tie my shoe? oh and by the way my penis needs to be inside of you

9. heathersutton16 on March 6th, 2010 at 8:27 pm

   OMG the jonas …
   OMG the jonas brothers one made me laugh! i actually liked the price is right one

10. troggthefrog on March 6th, 2010 at 8:27 pm

    i tried the remote …
    i tried the remote one lmao it didnt work
    i have a fase bruise now

11. skyfallen360 on March 6th, 2010 at 8:27 pm

    lmao pinyatta pick …
    lmao pinyatta pick up line

12. YellowMiss1 on March 6th, 2010 at 8:27 pm

    You sound like Old …
    You sound like Old Greg

13. Edwardinuyashaluva50 on March 6th, 2010 at 8:27 pm

    :O um
    :O um

14. urgonnawishuweredead on March 6th, 2010 at 8:27 pm

    its ole greg
    its ole greg

15. peppina91 on March 6th, 2010 at 8:27 pm

    haha GIRLLLLL!!! …
    haha GIRLLLLL!!! lmao

16. LovesMusic001 on March 6th, 2010 at 8:27 pm

    haha he does sound …
    haha he does sound like old greg

17. Vampigeon on March 6th, 2010 at 8:27 pm

    Haha! I love the …
    Haha! I love the one about The Price is Right. Nice video.

18. johnluvsluna on March 6th, 2010 at 8:27 pm

    how much?
    how much?

19. zeze1011 on March 6th, 2010 at 8:27 pm

    lmaoooooo
    lmaoooooo

20. thatAmberBAMberchick on March 6th, 2010 at 8:27 pm

    haha you totally …
    haha you totally sounded like old greg the majority of that video.

21. alwaystextback on March 6th, 2010 at 8:27 pm

    I made up all of …
    I made up all of these, that’s why I didn’t have that one or any of the other common ones.

22. lucaschristenson on March 6th, 2010 at 8:27 pm

    lol nice
    lol nice

23. OneProduktionFilm on March 6th, 2010 at 8:27 pm

    You missed the best …
    You missed the best pickup line ever. “I’m gonna tell you the same thing I tell every 2dollar bangcock hooker, here’s a dollar keep it up”

24. x3kimmthegr8 on March 6th, 2010 at 8:27 pm

    girl…you can call …
    girl…you can call me milk. ill do your body good.
    girl…do you eat alot of lucky charms? because you look magically delicious.
    girl…lets play titanic. when i say iceberg, you go down.
    girl…who needs to make love when we can f**k?!

25. GeorgieWooo on March 6th, 2010 at 8:27 pm

    hey gurl guess what …
    hey gurl guess what i have that the jonas dont… sex with you

    hahaha love it! (:

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