Do any people have really great pick-up lines???
I know pick-up lines are cheezy and stuff like that, but sometimes they are funny to read.I never got the I have the F, the C, and the K now all i need is U. but thanks for the input
yeah i go with cheezy. "How you dooinnn?" or "Come here often?" when they are at work
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i hate pick-up lines! cheesy and sexist in my opinion. any guy who uses a pick-up line on me, is out of the picture.
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That dress looks great on you. But it would look even better on the floor next to my bed.
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Hey.. Hey! Is that a mirrior in your pocket?
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pick-up lines are ANCIENT! just being yourself is the only way to go! =)
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Don’t use pick up lines that is so old just be yourself.
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if you were a booger, I’d pick you!
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Johnny Test
yeah i go with cheezy. "How you dooinnn?" or "Come here often?" when they are at work
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Just compliment her. Dont use pick up lines, dont try and joke around when you should be serrious. lol.
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just show up wearing no pants. it speaks for itself
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I guess i can help:
"You are the only reason i get up in the morning"
"Do you have a cell phone? becuase i need to tell god i found his missing angel"
They always work.
Godd luck!
Glad i could help.
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Do you go
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Tell the girl you can tell she’s from Tennessee, because she is the only Ten-u-see.
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Did you hurt yourself? Girl: Huh?
Guy: When you fell from heaven did you hurt your head?
Was your father a baker? Because youve got greaT buns!
Pick Up lines RARELY ever work they never work because they are chessy and slimey..
Just usse convo with a girl once you get to know her use though lines as a joke or something…!
HOPE ThhISSsssssssss HELPSsssssssSssssssss
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THIS GOING TO SOUND REDICULOUS BUT IT WORKS – ITS ALL HOW U SELL IT ! —– HERE IT IS – EXCUSE ME I DONT USUALLY DO THIS BUT I JUST WANTED TO SAY U ARE ABSOLUTELY GORGEUOS ——– JUDEGE THE REACTION THEN GO FROM THERE BUT IF U HAVE A SHOT IT WILL ETLEAST HELP U GET YOUR FOOT IN THE DOOR WHAT U SAY AT FIRST DOESNT REALLY MATTER ANYWAYS BUT ETLEAST SHE WILL KNOW WHAT YOUR INTENTIONS ARE
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Just start a conversation, no need to prepare for it. Doing that puts more pressure on, just go with the flow.
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Singles and Dating Expert
http://www.getintimate.org
Somewhere in the conversation ask what she does for a living. Let’s asy she’s a secretary, you say "secretary"?! I thought you were a professional boxer.
She’ll be surprised and say "professional boxer, why would you think that"?
you say: " because when I saw you, I thought you were a KNOCKOUT!"
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Me, my 100% successrate speaks for itself
pick up lines are cheesey but sometimes a girl might admire you using a good chat up line as it makes u seem confident nd therefore appealing..
‘hey baby there’s party in my pants tonight and your invited’..lol..dont use this lol but apparently 1/25 girls you ask will be interested..the other 24 slap u haha
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If i could rearange the alphabet, then i would put "U" and "I" next to each other.
Are you from Tennesse, Cause your the only ten i see!!
heaven must be missing an angle cuz you right hear on earth
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Did you fart? Because you blew me away
You must be in a wrong place – the Miss Universe contest is over there.
Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true
Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
I know its not Christmas, but Santa’s lap is always ready.
Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my
problems
"Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this
room?"
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for
Christmas.
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
I was blinded by your beauty so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
I’m sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.
Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.
Are your legs tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
Are you lost? Because heaven’s a long way from here.
POOF! (What are u doing?) I’m here, where are your other two wishes?
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!
Do you have the time? (she gives you the time) No, the time to write my number down .
Let’s make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.
Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
Is that top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
I’m invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.
I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.
You look life my first wife! (how many have you had?) none.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
I’m addicted to yes, and I’m allergic to no. So what’s it gonna be?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say… "I’m not really this tall….I’m sitting on my wallet."
This is a test of the emergency pickup line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pickup line.
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
I know I’m not a grocery item but I can tell when you’re checking me out.
If beauty were sunlight, you’d shine from a million light-years away.
Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted.
Life without you would be like a broken pencil…pointless.
Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice.
I’m like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.
Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
Are you an alien? because you just abducted my heart.
I hope there’s a fireman around, cause you’re smokin’!
If you were a booger I’d pick you first.
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it’s just a sparkle.
You’ve been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.
If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.
Do you know karate? ‘Cause your body is really kickin’.
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
Like the sheets on your bed I want cover you with love.
Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
I can tell your future, it is you giving me your number.
Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Giant polar bear (What?) It’s an icebreaker. Hi, my name is….
Your so hot when i look at you I get a tan
I must be a snowflake, ‘cuz I’ve fallen for you.
You look so sweet your givin me a toothache.
My love for you is like the universe…neverending!!
If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.
You – "Did it hurt". The other person will naturally say "Did what hurt?", You – "When you fell from heaven."
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
You
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nice shoes…lets get out of here
nice dress…lets fu$k
here’s a suggestion watch the pick up artist on dvd or season 2 on VH1 … you’ll learn a bunch that actually WORKS
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A celebrity claimed this was his favourite:
He would walk upto a girl and say " Hi, say do you know how much a polar bear weighs?" She would answer then he would say "Well, lets just say thats enough to break the ice. Hello, my names (insert name)"
Then you go on to have a proper conversation.
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