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		<title>By: Dagger</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dagger</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 14:37:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>A celebrity claimed this was his favourite:

He would walk upto a girl and say &quot; Hi, say do you know how much a polar bear weighs?&quot; She would answer then he would say &quot;Well, lets just say thats enough to break the ice. Hello, my names (insert name)&quot;
Then you go on to have a proper conversation.&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;References : &lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;A magazine</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A celebrity claimed this was his favourite:</p>
<p>He would walk upto a girl and say &quot; Hi, say do you know how much a polar bear weighs?&quot; She would answer then he would say &quot;Well, lets just say thats enough to break the ice. Hello, my names (insert name)&quot;<br />
Then you go on to have a proper conversation.<br /><b>References : </b><br />A magazine</p>
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		<title>By: teknodogg</title>
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		<dc:creator>teknodogg</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 13:54:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>nice shoes...lets get out of here
nice dress...lets fu$k

here&#039;s a suggestion watch the pick up artist on dvd or season 2 on VH1 ... you&#039;ll learn a bunch that actually WORKS&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;References : &lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>nice shoes&#8230;lets get out of here<br />
nice dress&#8230;lets fu$k</p>
<p>here&#8217;s a suggestion watch the pick up artist on dvd or season 2 on VH1 &#8230; you&#8217;ll learn a bunch that actually WORKS<br /><b>References : </b></p>
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		<title>By: That-Boy-Craig</title>
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		<dc:creator>That-Boy-Craig</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 13:49:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Did you fart? Because you blew me away 

You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there. 

Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world? 

I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true 

Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you 

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? 

I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
 
I know its not Christmas, but Santa&#039;s lap is always ready. 

Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my 
problems 

&quot;Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this 
room?&quot; 

Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for 
Christmas. 

Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

I was blinded by your beauty so I&#039;m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

I&#039;m sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.

I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.

Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?

Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.

Are your legs tired, because you&#039;ve been running through my mind all day long. 

Are you lost? Because heaven&#039;s a long way from here.

POOF! (What are u doing?) I&#039;m here, where are your other two wishes?

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.

Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!

If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!

Do you have the time? (she gives you the time) No, the time to write my number down .

Let&#039;s make like a fabric softener and snuggle.

Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.

Hello, I&#039;m a thief, and I&#039;m here to steal your heart.

Is that top felt? [No] Would you like it to be? 

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get. 

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

I&#039;m invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?

You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.

I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.

You look life my first wife! (how many have you had?) none.

Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

I&#039;m addicted to yes, and I&#039;m allergic to no. So what&#039;s it gonna be?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I&#039;d put U and I together.

Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say... &quot;I&#039;m not really this tall....I&#039;m sitting on my wallet.&quot;

This is a test of the emergency pickup line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pickup line.

If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.

I know I&#039;m not a grocery item but I can tell when you&#039;re checking me out.

If beauty were sunlight, you&#039;d shine from a million light-years away.

Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted.

Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.

Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice.

I&#039;m like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.

Can I have directions? [&quot;To where?&quot;] To your heart. 

Are you an alien? because you just abducted my heart.

I hope there&#039;s a fireman around, cause you&#039;re smokin&#039;!

If you were a booger I&#039;d pick you first.

Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it&#039;s just a sparkle.

You&#039;ve been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.

If beauty were time, you&#039;d be an eternity.

Do you know karate? &#039;Cause your body is really kickin&#039;.

Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

Like the sheets on your bed I want cover you with love.

Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.

I hope your day is as radiant as your smile. 

You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

I can tell your future, it is you giving me your number.

Hi, I&#039;m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me. 

Giant polar bear (What?) It&#039;s an icebreaker. Hi, my name is....

Your so hot when i look at you I get a tan 

I must be a snowflake, &#039;cuz I&#039;ve fallen for you.

You look so sweet your givin me a toothache.

My love for you is like the universe...neverending!!

If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction. 

You - &quot;Did it hurt&quot;. The other person will naturally say &quot;Did what hurt?&quot;, You - &quot;When you fell from heaven.&quot;

Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.

Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!

You&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;References : &lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Did you fart? Because you blew me away </p>
<p>You must be in a wrong place &#8211; the Miss Universe contest is over there. </p>
<p>Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world? </p>
<p>I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true </p>
<p>Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you </p>
<p>Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? </p>
<p>I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.</p>
<p>I know its not Christmas, but Santa&#8217;s lap is always ready. </p>
<p>Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my<br />
problems </p>
<p>&quot;Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this<br />
room?&quot; </p>
<p>Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for<br />
Christmas. </p>
<p>Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?</p>
<p>I was blinded by your beauty so I&#8217;m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.</p>
<p>I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.</p>
<p>Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?</p>
<p>Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.</p>
<p>Are your legs tired, because you&#8217;ve been running through my mind all day long. </p>
<p>Are you lost? Because heaven&#8217;s a long way from here.</p>
<p>POOF! (What are u doing?) I&#8217;m here, where are your other two wishes?</p>
<p>I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.</p>
<p>Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!</p>
<p>If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!</p>
<p>Do you have the time? (she gives you the time) No, the time to write my number down .</p>
<p>Let&#8217;s make like a fabric softener and snuggle.</p>
<p>Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.</p>
<p>Hello, I&#8217;m a thief, and I&#8217;m here to steal your heart.</p>
<p>Is that top felt? [No] Would you like it to be? </p>
<p>Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?</p>
<p>Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get. </p>
<p>Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?</p>
<p>You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.</p>
<p>I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.</p>
<p>You look life my first wife! (how many have you had?) none.</p>
<p>Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?</p>
<p>I&#8217;m addicted to yes, and I&#8217;m allergic to no. So what&#8217;s it gonna be?</p>
<p>If I could rearrange the alphabet, I&#8217;d put U and I together.</p>
<p>Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say&#8230; &quot;I&#8217;m not really this tall&#8230;.I&#8217;m sitting on my wallet.&quot;</p>
<p>This is a test of the emergency pickup line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pickup line.</p>
<p>If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.</p>
<p>I know I&#8217;m not a grocery item but I can tell when you&#8217;re checking me out.</p>
<p>If beauty were sunlight, you&#8217;d shine from a million light-years away.</p>
<p>Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted.</p>
<p>Life without you would be like a broken pencil&#8230;pointless.</p>
<p>Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.</p>
<p>Can I have directions? [&quot;To where?&quot;] To your heart. </p>
<p>Are you an alien? because you just abducted my heart.</p>
<p>I hope there&#8217;s a fireman around, cause you&#8217;re smokin&#8217;!</p>
<p>If you were a booger I&#8217;d pick you first.</p>
<p>Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it&#8217;s just a sparkle.</p>
<p>You&#8217;ve been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.</p>
<p>If beauty were time, you&#8217;d be an eternity.</p>
<p>Do you know karate? &#8216;Cause your body is really kickin&#8217;.</p>
<p>Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?</p>
<p>Like the sheets on your bed I want cover you with love.</p>
<p>Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.</p>
<p>Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.</p>
<p>I hope your day is as radiant as your smile. </p>
<p>You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.</p>
<p>You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.</p>
<p>What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.</p>
<p>I can tell your future, it is you giving me your number.</p>
<p>Hi, I&#8217;m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me. </p>
<p>Giant polar bear (What?) It&#8217;s an icebreaker. Hi, my name is&#8230;.</p>
<p>Your so hot when i look at you I get a tan </p>
<p>I must be a snowflake, &#8216;cuz I&#8217;ve fallen for you.</p>
<p>You look so sweet your givin me a toothache.</p>
<p>My love for you is like the universe&#8230;neverending!!</p>
<p>If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction. </p>
<p>You &#8211; &quot;Did it hurt&quot;. The other person will naturally say &quot;Did what hurt?&quot;, You &#8211; &quot;When you fell from heaven.&quot;</p>
<p>Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.</p>
<p>Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!</p>
<p>You<br /><b>References : </b></p>
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		<title>By: sammyjo</title>
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		<dc:creator>sammyjo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 13:22:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If i could rearange the alphabet, then i would put &quot;U&quot; and &quot;I&quot; next to each other.

Are you from Tennesse, Cause your the only ten i see!!

heaven must be missing an angle cuz you right hear on earth &lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;References : &lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If i could rearange the alphabet, then i would put &quot;U&quot; and &quot;I&quot; next to each other.</p>
<p>Are you from Tennesse, Cause your the only ten i see!!</p>
<p>heaven must be missing an angle cuz you right hear on earth <br /><b>References : </b></p>
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		<title>By: jules19</title>
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		<dc:creator>jules19</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 12:54:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>pick up lines are cheesey but sometimes a girl might admire you using a good chat up line as it makes u seem confident nd therefore appealing..

&#039;hey baby there&#039;s party in my pants tonight and your invited&#039;..lol..dont use this lol but apparently 1/25 girls you ask will be interested..the other 24 slap u haha&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;References : &lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>pick up lines are cheesey but sometimes a girl might admire you using a good chat up line as it makes u seem confident nd therefore appealing..</p>
<p>&#8216;hey baby there&#8217;s party in my pants tonight and your invited&#8217;..lol..dont use this lol but apparently 1/25 girls you ask will be interested..the other 24 slap u haha<br /><b>References : </b></p>
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		<title>By: punchpringle</title>
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		<dc:creator>punchpringle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 12:35:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Somewhere in the conversation ask what she does for a living. Let&#039;s asy she&#039;s a secretary, you say &quot;secretary&quot;?! I thought you were a professional boxer.   
She&#039;ll be surprised and say &quot;professional boxer, why would you think that&quot;? 
you say: &quot; because when I saw you, I thought you were a KNOCKOUT!&quot;   &lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;References : &lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;Me, my 100% successrate speaks for itself </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Somewhere in the conversation ask what she does for a living. Let&#8217;s asy she&#8217;s a secretary, you say &quot;secretary&quot;?! I thought you were a professional boxer.<br />
She&#8217;ll be surprised and say &quot;professional boxer, why would you think that&quot;?<br />
you say: &quot; because when I saw you, I thought you were a KNOCKOUT!&quot;   <br /><b>References : </b><br />Me, my 100% successrate speaks for itself</p>
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		<title>By: Leigh</title>
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		<dc:creator>Leigh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 12:29:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Just start a conversation, no need to prepare for it. Doing that puts more pressure on, just go with the flow. 
&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;References : &lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;Singles and Dating Expert
http://www.getintimate.org</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just start a conversation, no need to prepare for it. Doing that puts more pressure on, just go with the flow.<br />
<br /><b>References : </b><br />Singles and Dating Expert<br />
<a href="http://www.getintimate.org" rel="nofollow">http://www.getintimate.org</a></p>
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		<title>By: A3</title>
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		<dc:creator>A3</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 11:43:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>THIS GOING TO SOUND REDICULOUS BUT IT WORKS - ITS ALL HOW U SELL IT ! ----- HERE IT IS - EXCUSE ME I DONT USUALLY DO THIS BUT I JUST WANTED TO SAY U ARE ABSOLUTELY GORGEUOS -------- JUDEGE THE REACTION THEN GO FROM THERE BUT IF U HAVE A SHOT IT WILL ETLEAST HELP U GET YOUR FOOT IN THE DOOR WHAT U SAY AT FIRST DOESNT REALLY MATTER ANYWAYS BUT ETLEAST SHE WILL KNOW WHAT YOUR INTENTIONS ARE &lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;References : &lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>THIS GOING TO SOUND REDICULOUS BUT IT WORKS &#8211; ITS ALL HOW U SELL IT ! &#8212;&#8211; HERE IT IS &#8211; EXCUSE ME I DONT USUALLY DO THIS BUT I JUST WANTED TO SAY U ARE ABSOLUTELY GORGEUOS &#8212;&#8212;&#8211; JUDEGE THE REACTION THEN GO FROM THERE BUT IF U HAVE A SHOT IT WILL ETLEAST HELP U GET YOUR FOOT IN THE DOOR WHAT U SAY AT FIRST DOESNT REALLY MATTER ANYWAYS BUT ETLEAST SHE WILL KNOW WHAT YOUR INTENTIONS ARE <br /><b>References : </b></p>
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		<title>By: SweetCandy.x</title>
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		<dc:creator>SweetCandy.x</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 11:06:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Did you hurt yourself? Girl: Huh? 
Guy: When you fell from heaven did you hurt your head?

Was your father a baker? Because youve got greaT buns!

Pick Up lines RARELY ever work they never work because they are chessy and slimey..


Just usse convo with a girl once you get to know her use though lines as a joke or something...!


HOPE ThhISSsssssssss HELPSsssssssSssssssss&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;References : &lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Did you hurt yourself? Girl: Huh?<br />
Guy: When you fell from heaven did you hurt your head?</p>
<p>Was your father a baker? Because youve got greaT buns!</p>
<p>Pick Up lines RARELY ever work they never work because they are chessy and slimey..</p>
<p>Just usse convo with a girl once you get to know her use though lines as a joke or something&#8230;!</p>
<p>HOPE ThhISSsssssssss HELPSsssssssSssssssss<br /><b>References : </b></p>
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		<title>By: volstommy3000</title>
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		<dc:creator>volstommy3000</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 10:27:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Tell the girl you can tell she&#039;s from Tennessee, because she is the only Ten-u-see.
&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;References : &lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tell the girl you can tell she&#8217;s from Tennessee, because she is the only Ten-u-see.<br />
<br /><b>References : </b></p>
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