What do YOU think is the greats pick up line ever? I have to be honest in saying that I’ve never had any issues meeting women, talking to women, or bringing women home. But out of all the "lines" I’ve ever heard, the greatest pick up line I have ever been able to come up with was…."hi". Guys, what is your best pick up line? Women? What made YOu sitck around to at least see what else the guy had to offer
Do you work for FedEx? I see you’re checking out my package.
You must have a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.
Did it hurt? … When you fell from heaven?
Do your legs hurt? You’ve been running through my mind all day long.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
I’m trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I’m allergic to sex.
The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
Be unique and different, say yes.
I usually just walk up to a girl and say "hey, I wanna bone you"
….works like a charm…..
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Easiest way is to make them laugh , and why not be straight up and go ask a girl. Dont you have a friend thats a girl?
And there aren’t a bunch of tricks to it ,
"The more you shoot , the more you hit"
practice makes perfect =p
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Mind of some random dude xD
are you and angel? because i just got an erection
lol hahaha
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Forget the pick up lines. I haven’t been able to stop laughing since I read… "I have to be honest in saying that I’ve never had any issues meeting women, talking to women, or bringing women home."
If you "…have to be honest…" you ought to.
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JUST DEPENDS ON A LOT OF THINGS ITS NOT ALWAYS THE LINES WE KNOW WHEN WERE GETTING LINES OF BULL SH–
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I agree with you. Just strike up a conversation and be yourself. If you’re a good guy and can make me laugh, there will probably be some sort of spark pretty soon.
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Hmm, I’ve heard some awful ones, drunkenly slurred ‘you’re hot’s top the list (though not really a line, it’s hilarious!) The only thing that ever made me continue talking to someone after meeting them in a bar/club was when a guy just randomly came up to me and pulled me onto the dance floor. I thought it was cute, and I was in the mood to dance so I went with it. After a few dances he ended up at the table with me and my friends and we talked and danced the rest of the night.
Other than that I tend to distance myself from ‘on liner’ guys, or talk to them just to be nice, but never really stay interested.
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"i’m gonna bang you so hard that i’ll send shockwaves into outer space. lets hop in the van and drive to the nearest prostitute infected ally"
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Here is one… "Hi, my name is…. I just had to come over and introduce myself to you. What’s ur name? " Simple but honest.
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Do you work for FedEx? I see you’re checking out my package.
You must have a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.
Did it hurt? … When you fell from heaven?
Do your legs hurt? You’ve been running through my mind all day long.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
I’m trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I’m allergic to sex.
The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
Be unique and different, say yes.
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i really dont think there is any good pick up lines i actually think most are stupid i’d rather him try to start a conv and see where it goes.
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Yes, definitely forget the pick up lines. Pick up lines tell a woman that you only have one thing on your mind. The guys that I usually end up with never mention sex or push themselves on me. They are the ones that sit down and and laugh, and talk intelligently about general subjects. (They appear to be a normal person vs. a horn dog) =)
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I can tell you that I am one of the girls that will shrug you off real quick if I am approached by someone with a pick up line, but something that worked on me was pretty stupid but cute. when he walked up to me he just said "hi" and then after talking about random b.s. , he proceeded to tell me "I was planning on going to see this movie tonight", I asked him "oh yeah, which one?" he said he hadn’t figured that out yet. i knew then that he had just came up with the idea and it was funny to me at the time. I don’t know why, but if a guy seems a little nervous, i always like it because I know i am stirring up something in them obviously.
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The funniest line I ever got was "Girl, you thick like a snicker"
HILARIOUS!!! I had to hear what else he had to say. I guess I’m just weird like that.
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i cant remember the best one but the cheesiest one i ever had was "do you believe in love at first sight" i said no and he replied "well i do and we will get married" this cheesy bloke moved in with me the next day and 17 years on we are happily married. so these chat up lines do work sometimes
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Girl, did you fart?
(assuming she says no)
Cause you blow me away.
(stand side by side to opposite sex)
If you were a pirate, would you want the parrot on this shoulder-
(grab shoulder closest to you)
-or this one?
(grab one farthest away, wrapping arm around person)
(stand side by side to opposite sex)
If you were a ninja, would you want the Chinese throwing star on this side-
(grab waist closest to you)
-or this one?
(wrap arms around girl’s waist and proceed to get some)
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