do you have a crystal ball in your pocket cuz i can see myself in your pants!
is your dad a baker cuz you got some tatsy buns!
ur dad must b a marine cuz you got some big guns!
do you know any pickup lines?
If i could re write the alphabet i would but "u"and "i" together.
is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me
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If you were a BOOGAR I would pick you!
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is that a snake in your pants or are you just happy to see me
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You’re name must be Gillette, because you’re the best a man can get.
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im not tickle me elmo, but you can tickle me anytime
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I’m not Fred Flinstone but I can make your bed rock.
I love that one.
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"The word of the day is legs. Lets go to my place and spread the word!"
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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? lol
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I’m so real, I never used a pickup line before.
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Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven.
I lost my number, can I have yours?
pick up lines are lammee.
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ur like a prize winning fish, idk wether to eat u or mount u
is that a keg in ur pants cause id like 2 tap that!
do u believe in love at first sight or should i walk past again?
;p;
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Are you from Tennessee? cause ur the only ten I see
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Hi! That dress looks really beautiful on you. (not a funny one but a realistc one i would use)
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let’s play army man, i lie down, you blow the hell outa me.
hey, come sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up
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Haha. I have a guy friend who always uses these. It’s so cute. (:
The ones he used on me:
Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell from heaven?
Okay, give my your hand. (I give him hand.)
So there’s a river (draws line on my hand with his finger) and there’s two bunnies, one on each side (points to where they are on my hand). Now these bunnies wanna get across the river and see each other, how do they do it? (I’m clueless.)
He says other random nonsense.
I finally give up and ask him, "How do they get across the river???" He says, "I have no idea, I just wanna hold your hand."
Tehehe. (:
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Are you a library book coz i wanna CHECK YOU OUT.
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If i could re write the alphabet i would but "u"and "i" together.
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did it hurt when you fell. they say what , u say from heaven\
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!
Were you arrested earlier? It’s gotta be illegal to look that good.
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google;)
im like a rubix cube, the more you play with me the harder i get!
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i must call the heavens…they’re missing an angel
Extremely! corny!
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my favorite is "Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see?"
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this is a funny dirty one….
when a guy tells me to suck it tell him SRRY BUT WHEN I WAS LITTLE MY MOM TOLD ME NOT TO PUT SMALL THINGS IN MY MOUTH! haha
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I got some funny ones…
I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.
Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn’t 3.5 inches and it ain’t floppy.
You make my software turn to hardware!
I’m glad we’re going out. I got eight kids at home that need a new mama.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m really horny, let’s go and screw.
Bond. James Bond.
Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you’re the bomb.
If I were a fly, I’d be all over you. Cause baby, you’re the shit.
Are you a parking ticket, because you have fine written all over you.
Haha, some of those are pretty darn funny, Enjoy!
*stars*
=]
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LOL. okay. here i go!
are you a light switch? because baby you turn me onn!
why prov-alone when we can prov-together?
good thing I brought my library card because im checking you out!
haha yes they are VERY cheezy xD
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I got the F the C and the K all i need is YOU haha
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-excuse me you dropped something…my jaw.
-im lost,can you give me directions to your place.
-you know your name kinda goes with my last name.
-do know what would look good on you?me.
-that dress looks so good on you but i think ot would look better on the floor.
-im good at math,u+i=69
-please help the homeless,take me home.
-im bigger and better that the titanic,only 200 women went down on the it.
-are you a tamale?cuz your hottt.
-baby did you fart?cuz you blow me away.
-baby your so sweet,you put hersheys outta buisiness.
-can i get a picture with you so i can prove to my friends do exsist.
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im 15:)
Nice legs, what time do they open
Or or
He word of the day is legs. Let’s go home and spread the word
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Is your mom a baker?Cause your a cutie pie!
Do you have a map?Cause I got lost in your eyes!
Are you a booger?Cause I would pick you!
My friend is stupid xD
she yells more of these to random people lol
i forgot the others
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I just got a prostate exam… ladies!
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