I need some great pick up lines =D
I was wondering and all of a sudden I felt like wiping a girl of the floor =D hahaha u know, like..
”dont you want to get rid of that spiderweb?”
girl : ”huh? what spiderweb?”
”you know, the one between your legs 
” ;’D
Is that a mirror in your pocket?
no why
Oh cause I can see myself in your pants..
"My magical watch says you’re not wearing any underwear.."
"Um, yes I am."
"Oh, it must be an hour fast."
you know any? give me some ideas heh
I don’t have pick up lines, but here are some two liners:
Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One was a salted.
Why did the fish get kicked out of school?
Cause he was caught with seaweed.
Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other : "Funny, can you smell carrots?".
do you have a garden?
because i want to put my tulips and your tulips together
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are you tired?
No, why?
Because you have been running through my dreams all night.
Do you need a band aid?
No. Why?
Because it must have hurt when you fell from heaven.
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is your dad a theif.
why?
cuz he stole all the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes
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I’ve always found this one funny:
I have the whole dictionary tattooed on my penis so lets go put words in your mouth.
Cheesy!
I like yours. *Star!*
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Are you from Tennessee?
Cause your the only Ten I see
Are you Jamaican?
Cause your Jamaican me crazy.
Extremely Cheesey but still immaturely funny lol
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If I put Skittles in my mouth would you come and taste the rainbow?
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is your dad a drug dealer
girl: no why ??
cause you’re dope
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I don’t have pick up lines, but here are some two liners:
Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One was a salted.
Why did the fish get kicked out of school?
Cause he was caught with seaweed.
Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other : "Funny, can you smell carrots?".
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let me stick my penis in your ear so i can screw what u heard.
this is the cleaned up version
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someone used this on my friend:
if you were a booger, i’d pick you
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