The Best and Worst Pick Up Lines

Get ready to flirt! Derek D from Fast Lane Daily tests out his best pick up lines on the ladies of TMI. What pick up lines work on girls? Can girls use pick up lines on guys? TMI and Derek D test out the best ways to start a conversation with your next summer fling.

Duration : 0:3:59


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25 Responses to “The Best and Worst Pick Up Lines”

  1. darrenquirolo1234 on December 18th, 2009 at 10:15 am

    I have never used …
    I have never used that line, i think i would get a slap

  2. If you were …
    If you were McDonalds’ next new burger you’d be the McGorgious!!!!

  3. funny….but gross
    funny….but gross

  4. lol i gotta say …
    lol i gotta say that’s pretty gross

  5. “Openers” not ” …
    “Openers” not “pick-up lines”!

  6. are u wearing space …
    are u wearing space pants????

    cause dat looks out of this world

  7. does this cloth …
    does this cloth smell like chlorophyll to you?

  8. darrenquirolo1234 on December 18th, 2009 at 10:15 am

    smells like fish …
    smells like fish down there, can i give it a clean

  9. the first two were …
    the first two were funny

  10. “I like stuff, you …
    “I like stuff, you like stuff let’s hook up”

  11. A guy said this to …
    A guy said this to me once:

    “You’re single, I’m single, lets mingle”

    I just had to laugh oh dear.

  12. Are those space …
    Are those space pants? “cause your is outta this world.

  13. this is what i …
    this is what i heard at the beggining, hi ours names are,…. hot sexy too hot…

  14. GUY: do you have a …
    GUY: do you have a mirror in your pocket?
    GIRL: i dont think so
    GUY: weird… i can see myself in your pants

  15. I must be a pirate …
    I must be a pirate cause I’m digging your booty.

  16. this one i just …
    this one i just made up, it kind of sucks i think convayes too much:
    im sorry but your kind of fat… fat on beauty

    and worst one ever is:
    guy: how are you?
    girl: im ok
    guy: im not talking to you, its your two round friends, they look cool tonight

  17. youve got nice legs …
    youve got nice legs, what time do they open???

  18. ihavevolleyballs on December 18th, 2009 at 10:15 am

    Just try to touch a …
    Just try to touch a total stranger on the face. See what they do. Try taking a pic of a stranger to show Santa. These have to be people you’re already chums with.

    I get men trying to pick me up constantly. Plenty of them are genuine and nice, but I don’t have the time in the day. My mind is on goals and stuff I have to do and guys are just a distraction.

  19. so do you wanna …
    so do you wanna fuck? or should i call my lawyer?! lol

  20. hallo sexy wanna …
    hallo sexy wanna FUCK???;)

  21. hey baby, wanna go …
    hey baby, wanna go to the rape cave?

  22. I had more fun …
    I had more fun reading the comments than watching the video.

    Hello Mrs. Cleavage, can the Beave come out to play?

  23. girl did you …
    girl did you cause your blowing me away.

  24. I lurrrv every …
    I lurrrv every muscle in your body…….. especially mine.

  25. Guy – Do you like …
    Guy – Do you like clocks?
    Girl – yes
    Guy – Put two hands and a face on this ( point to crotch )

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