M; Haven’t we met before?
W; Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.
M; Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
W; Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
M; Your place or mine?
W; Both. You go to yours and I’ll go to mine.
M; I’d like to call you. What’s your number?"
W; It’s in the phone book.
M;So what do you do for a living?
W; I’m a female impersonator.
M; Hey, baby, what’s your sign?
W; Do not Enter
M; How do you like your eggs in the morning?
W; Unfertilized
M; Hey, come on, we’re both here at this bar for the same reason
W; Yeah! Let’s pick up some chicks!
M; I want to give myself to you.
W; Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.
M; If I could see you naked, I’d die happy
W; Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.
M; Hey cutie, how ’bout you and I hitting the hot spots?
W; Sorry, I don’t date outside my species..
M;Your body is like a temple.
W; Sorry, there are no services today.
M; I would go to the end of the world for you.
W; Yes, but would you stay there?
lmso, loved these. star for you, thanks for the smiles. keep posting
LOL all of them were funny heres a star
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good once ….
u get a star for tat
i know u deserve more than 1 but sorry theres a limit….
KEEP GOING…..
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those were really funny you earned yourself a star
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Love them all
♥
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lmso, loved these. star for you, thanks for the smiles. keep posting
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lol heard them before but still funny
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haha. funny.
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lol ha
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gud work…………* 4 u
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LOL, I’m definately gonna hafta try some of these, thanks
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have a star!