nuff said. now get to it! 
I want you to have my children.
They’re waiting outside in my car.
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would you like to bare my children
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Do you work at subway because everytime i see you i get a footlong
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"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
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Hi. Wanna exchange bodily fluids?
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If i could rearrange the alphabet i would put u and i together <3
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I want you to have my children.
They’re waiting outside in my car.
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Are you feet tired? Because they’d look a lot better crumpled up on my floor.
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If you were a hamburger, you’d be a McBeautiful
your dad must be a terrorist, because your a BOMB
I just ate some skittles, wanna taste the rainbow?
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
Excuse me, do you have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine
You’re like a dictionary – you add meaning to my life!
me: i’m invisible! she: really? me: why can u see me? she: yes, me: How about tomorrow night?
when God made u He was showing off!
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Screw skittles, taste my rainbow
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Get in the van.
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Hello
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the skittles bit make it sound as if you have an std.
you know what the best pickup line is? a smile and a pocketful of good vibes.
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