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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Do you work for FedEx? I see you’re checking out my package.
You must have a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.
Did it hurt? … When you fell from heaven?
Do your legs hurt? You’ve been running through my mind all day long.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
I’m trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I’m allergic to sex.
The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
Be unique and different, say yes.
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Google.
I seem to have lost my number, can I borrow yours?
(my favoriteee) lol
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Is your name Visa? Because your everywhere I wanna be.
lol!
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There all bad and cheesy.. Just don’t use them or come up with Original one and none to do with sex that’s always an automatic goodbye
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can i put my noodles in your bowl?
i wish you were a door so i could bang you every day
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my love for you is like diarrhea, i just cant hold it in.
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anything cheesy but not rude
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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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"If I told you that you’ve got a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
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you must be from tennessee… cuz ur the only ten i see… lol
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some commercial i saw a few years ago lol
I thought this was great…I wear rather strong glasses as I am extremely near-sighted. I was asked on evening, "Hey, would you like to get together some time and burn ants?" It has stuck with me because it was so out of the ordinary and creatively funny.
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personal experience
Those must be astronaut pants, because your butt is out of this world:P
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My favorite I ever heard (on a dance floor) was "Hey, do you think you could help me work on my moves?" A smooth way of implying that he thought I was a good dancer. I wasn’t that good, so it made me giggle.
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"Nice shoes…..wanna have sex?"
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HELLO
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All my trophies are at home, so if you wanna see them we gotta go there.
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