There is no greatest one–But there’s a thousand way tie for worst.
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I don’t believe there is one – but damn there are a gazillion bad ones!
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Fuuck ur ass……..or Fuck off..lolz
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gee baby i really like youre dress, its gonna really nice laying on the floor next to my bed
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Where can I buy you breakfast???
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G you must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day!!
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how u doooing
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Do you believe in love in first sight or should I walk by again?
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There is no greatest one–But there’s a thousand way tie for worst.
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Honesty, sincerity.
The greatest line is no line. Just exposing your vulnerability and saying something genuine. Anyone who can’t see that is not worth your time.
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THe greatest pick up line in my life was from my husband. "Wanna dance" is what he asked 18 and half years ago and we’ve been dancing ever since.
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Are you seriously that desperate?
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One of my all time favorites:
Is your father a thief?
Cause he stole the stars and put them into your eyes.
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That trick in the movie Hitch where Will Smith gives the girl at the bar a 20$ bill to get him drinks when he knows perfectly well she isn’t a waitress.. and then he says "How else was I supposed to get you away from those guys?"
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