Whats the greatest pick up line ever!?!?

Looking for a great pickup line to joke with this girl i like, we are close so no ice breakers.

if you’re at the movies with her, this is how you put your arm around her:

say "hey, if you were a pirate, would you keep your parrot on this shoulder? (place hand on close shoulder) or that shoulder? (place arm around her and place hand on other shoulder)"
she’ll giggle, you’ll chuckle, then just relax and see what happens

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13 Responses to Whats the greatest pick up line ever!?!?

  1. Forrest says:

    Hey baby, want some hot penis?
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  2. warshack09 says:

    nothing that i know they change
    do goggle
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  3. Jason says:

    Just ask her "Do you like puppies?" and of course she’ll say yes and then introduce yourself! :)
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  4. James says:

    Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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  5. kirttle says:

    well why don’t you take a seat on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up ;)
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  6. AMBER says:

    i dont hav the greatest but a cheesy one is "Geez girl! get any hotter and ima hav 2 move 2 antartica!" idk lol try lookin on the internet lik google
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    my brain +^+

  7. poet of war says:

    I lost my puppy, will you help me look for him. We can start looking in that cheap motel across the street. IDK something like that
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  8. (>'.')># says:

    if you’re at the movies with her, this is how you put your arm around her:

    say "hey, if you were a pirate, would you keep your parrot on this shoulder? (place hand on close shoulder) or that shoulder? (place arm around her and place hand on other shoulder)"
    she’ll giggle, you’ll chuckle, then just relax and see what happens
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  9. brand1994 says:

    I’m a raindrop and…im falling for you :)
    haha its cheesy yes but it would make me smile if a guy told me that…
    and if you like her then she will now kno.haha
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    moi:)

  10. oli704 says:

    ice-breaker: DAMMIT my gps must be broke, i wanted to get at new-york, not heaven!

    finish the broken ice: even since the first time i saw you, my heart would stop beating without you…
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  11. Nate says:

    that outfit looks really nice on you but it would look a lot better on my bedroom floor.
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  12. blackrose1212 says:

    Well seeing that you’re already close and know one another very well, i don’t really think you’d actually need any type of pick up line. Tell her you like her and would like for you two to continue growing together. That you’d like her to seriously think about a serious relationship with you. That’s better then using some lame pick up line that she’s most likely heard a million times and clearly didn’t take them seriously, so just be yourself and not a comedian if you aren’t.
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  13. runawaymotor says:

    "You’re beautiful, like a tree."
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    Flight of the Conchords