“ALAN’S LAPDANCE”

Rap along with Alan!

“Across the Ouse to the Waveney, this is radio Norwich”
ALAN: And now it’s time for Alans… Lapdance
Hi Kids it’s great to be back in a legalised hardcore all-night rave…Erm
It’s Massive, It’s Mashed up, It’s Heavy Shit!
And this’ll blow your socks off.
LYN: Alan what are you doing?
ALAN: Lyn I’m a dirty dog
Lyn Lyn I’m a dirty dog
Lyn I’m a dirty dog
Let Battle commence!
Ooh baby you want me
Ooh baby you want me
Ooh baby you want me
You can get this lapdance here for free
Ooh baby you want me
Ooh baby you want me
Ooh baby you want me
You can get this lapdance here for free
I’m an outlaw
Yes quick on the draw
Like nothing you’ve ever seen before
And I dare a mother f*cker that comes in my face
I’ve got toblerone (been eating a lot of toblerone)
And I got it from home (I’ve eaten four)
It’s not a microphone (And I’ve got two white ones left)
And I dare a mother f*cker that comes in my face
I’m real (sigh)
How I feel (I’ve been bad lynn)
It’s just the BBC
That makes Alan want to kill (I know I am a bit mad)
I’m just Ill
Riding my rover down the streets (Get out the way you f*ckin idiot)
It’s just the BBC that sounds like to me
They keep saying
Ooh baby you want me
Ooh baby you want me
Ooh baby you want me
You can get this lapdance here for free
Ooh baby you want me
Ooh baby you want me
Ooh baby you want me
You can get this lapdance here for free
It’s a raw night (raw night)
Who wants to bar fight (bar fight)
Call of the night – he’s going down
And I dare a mother f*cker that comes in my face
Now Cricket bats
I’ve got something for that
And it goes bang, both barrels bang bang bang!
And I dare a mother f*cker that comes in my face
I’m Real (Like me to lapdance for you?)
How I feel (I wanna second series)
It’s just the BBC that makes Alan want to kill (I sound like the devil)
I’m just Ill
Riding my rover down the streets (Let me through -honk!)
It’s just the BBC that sounds like to me
They keep saying
Ooh baby you want me
Ooh baby you want me
Ooh baby you want me
You can get this lapdance here for free
Ooh baby you want me
Ooh baby you want me
Ooh baby you want me
TONY AYRES: I like ya thong
ALAN: Bash your Arse! Break it down now…
Ya big spastic your a mentalist
Shove it up your arse, up your backside
Gimme another series and kiss my face
Ah Ladyboys -see that…twelve inches – It’s massive!
Ooh bit of nipple
Ooh baby you want me
Ooh baby you want me
Ooh baby you want me
You can get this lapdance here for free
Ooh baby you want me
Ooh baby you want me
Ooh baby you want me
You can get this lapdance here for free
Ah…. All done
Yo whassup G some homies been dissing my bitch

Now f*ck off!

Duration : 0:3:54

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