Nerd Girl

A recording of my song that I usually play live at gigs.

Be kind, rewind!

Some girls like to go to clubs
Some shop for the perfect jeans
Some follow sports and wear cute shorts
I never got that scene.
My friends all tried to save me
But its at its very worst –
I gave up Prada long ago
To argue over who shot first.

Im a nerd girl
I like Star Wars and comic books
Im a nerd girl
I go to conventions and get weird looks
The only girls who go to those
Are either girlfriends, or being paid
So when I show up on my own
Youd think it would get me laid
It doesnt

Im a nerd girl,
Yes I do play D&D
Im on World of Warcraft
And my elf mage is level sixty-three
If Id only been a cheerleader
Id know how to flirt and dance
But all Ive got is Elvish songs
To tempt boys into my pants

Nerdy guys are great but they tend to be
Lonely and forlorn
And when you jump into the sack with one
You have to compete with porn
Im not Japanese twins, I dont kiss girls
I bruise kind of easy
And I guess I could try talking dirty
But I dont think Klingon sounds that sleazy

Im a nerd girl
And Im not the only one
We are many
And we tend to be more fun
We may not be the best looking girls
Out dancing on the floor
But Id like to see your Maxim model
Play Call of Duty 4

Im a nerd girl,
Just a Leia looking for her Solo
Im a nerd girl
If youre interested, find us after the show
I promise when you talk to us
We wont say a thing about shoes
Come on, guys and just man up
Youve got nothing left to lose!
Except your V-Cards

Duration : 0:2:21


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16 Responses to Nerd Girl

  1. xJaparicanx says:

    Ass. Laughing. Off. …
    Ass. Laughing. Off. – Garcia

  2. Xeleschan says:

    not bad
    but 1-2 …

    not bad
    but 1-2 lyric mistakes

  3. LoniLin says:

    Great song! :O
    Great song! :O

  4. NormaTheCool says:

    I wish there was a …
    I wish there was a way i could get this on lime wire, u should go prop. Your very good.

  5. nativemother says:

    I so want this song …
    I so want this song on my ipod
    !

  6. SUNSHINEdatsmoi says:

    I m a nerd girl too …
    I m a nerd girl too! hah!
    Nerd girls rule!!!
    awesome song you know what ,i write songs too , but i cant play the guitar i wish i could..

  7. lucaslmgv says:

    Nice voice, funny …
    Nice voice, funny lyric.

    I am atracted to girls who play guitar \o\

  8. geronciooo says:

    hey seriously, …
    hey seriously, that’s awesome…^^

  9. jacksinnerpirate says:

    this chick rules …
    this chick rules and should be sexed immediately

  10. Stacelicious says:

    I SO LOVE THIS!!! …
    I SO LOVE THIS!!! Gah…it totally suits me…

  11. hatsumi225 says:

    Super!
    Super!

  12. bsiwleleyt420 says:

    hell yeah i’m a …
    yeah i’m a dude gamer chicks are cool cause atleast its not another ten year old with another annoying voice that wont shut the up and thats great lol but that is funny as this girl can play and write if she made it from scratch lol she’s gonna be the chick stephen lynch if she keeps this up lol good job

  13. crazyyoda35 says:

    nerd girl ftw, but …
    nerd girl ftw, but EVE is totally better than WoW

  14. jaimemonmaitre says:

    Hey it’s Kim! Just …
    Hey it’s Kim! Just remember I’m the one who got you into D&D ;-) lol

  15. luvlychibi says:

    effing love this …
    effing love this song! And that smexy chick playing it ^-~

  16. spaternostro says:

    She’s sexy.
    She’s sexy.