Nintendo Princess

people tell me that girls can’t play
hey guess what? u are mr gay
yall can go suck my keyblade
candy will come out and kids will scream yay

I take out links legendary sword
I got more heart than a butchers floor
So now I can go kill ganedorf
to see if zelda will be my ….friend
so I get these all the princesses honies
and then I take all the guns and money
I just went through so much hassel
to find out peach is in another castle

Its hard being cool on the internet
when everything you do is something you’ll regret
but look at all the veiws on my youtube
from rapping about noobs and for having boobs
Im an internet pro
When Im beating you at halo
on legendary yo
LOL
You cant resist
the nintendo princess

you be saying, hey your that dickbag
from the internet,
whatever, would a dickbags best friend be bobba fett

The drug I roll is katamari
you’ll see my ridin in my kart,
like a mario-ferari
I dont play world of warcraft
because its something awful
watch me get spammed rofl rofl rfol

We can go on a date and get real dirty
when you talk real nerdy to me
if you can pwn then You can make me moan
LIKE O M G lol

Duration : 0:1:15


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25 Responses to Nintendo Princess

  1. thekidbehindtherock says:

    wow. Dude. Find a …
    wow. Dude. Find a girlfriend near you as soon as you can. You have no life whatsoever. You’re the reason gamers are stereotyped.

  2. lazerkill010 says:

    if i knew you i …
    if i knew you i would feel inclined to murder you

  3. unplannedautopsy says:

    Pretty sure me and …
    Pretty sure me and the dude one comment down from mine have the best vocabulary out of all of these comments… you know what that means don’t you? we are TRUE nintendo nerds, which makes you princess peach right?, well anyway, it goes like this, me and that other dude are mario and bowser, we are both enemys because we are both after you, obviously im mario because i always ‘pwn’, and in this perverted game of mario, whomever ‘pwns’, totally makes you moan’OMG!!! OMG!!!’ p.s god i hate peazej20

  4. ThePainProxy says:

    Hmm I aint gay but …
    Hmm I aint gay but maybe the most awesome thing about this vid is the guitar track :D , hehe words are nice too , but guitar is the best!!!
    Oh and sure she looks cute, but that isnt the main thing :D

  5. outcast104 says:

    yes we are all …
    yes we are all thinking inappropriate thoughts about her, but was the song really that great… yeah it was pretty great, but what about the cinematography, well it kept my short attention span. great job i guess… i added this to stumble upon… seems like someone should have been on that.

  6. peazej20 says:

    ok ok..u defiantly …
    ok ok..u defiantly my type of chick….
    funny since of humor
    down to earth
    sexy body & face
    A GAMER!!!!!!!(look lik she taste REAL GOOD)
    nd those hypnotizin eyez!!!

  7. astrAnGeproDuction says:

    wow. that’s kinda …
    wow. that’s kinda amusing. i take that back.. that’s really amusing.

  8. 910burns says:

    bewbs OGTFO
    bewbs OGTFO

  9. ArcadeRefugio2 says:

    show boobs
    show boobs

  10. skshadow12 says:

    you look like the …
    you look like the girl from kill bill when you flick your head :L

  11. block3r says:

    cute
    cute

  12. niamhsarno says:

    i quite liked that
    i quite liked that

  13. Gamefr3Q says:

    nice
    nice

  14. Emobunny216 says:

    *chick gamers …
    *chick gamers anthem…*
    rotfl

  15. kanda444 says:

    that was …
    that was epic!

  16. NeonXtacy says:

    Ohhh jeez


    Ohhh jeez

    gaymerz!!

  17. stmadness667 says:

    1. Cover your mouth …
    1. Cover your mouth with your hand
    2. Make a wish into it.
    3.Close your hand (make it into a fist)
    4. Hold you hand(the fist) to your heart for 5 seconds.
    5.Send this to 3 more videos.
    6. Tommarow will be the best day of your life.

  18. kscfanplayssc says:

    we xan play …
    we xan play together :D what games do you play???

  19. leonscottkennedyre4 says:

    lol nice
    lol nice

  20. KaitlynBridge says:

    yes, I play games …
    yes, I play games all the time.

  21. st4nth3m4n7 says:

    ‘would a dick wad’s …
    ‘would a dick wad’s best friend be boba fet’ XD i love that lol..and i can totally make your moan :o
    ~.^

  22. Friskydw says:

    LOLOLOL WTF WTF WTF …
    LOLOLOL WTF WTF WTF OMG OMG OMG
    GURLZ DUN EXIST ON DA INTARWEBZZZZ

    O_O

    Seriously though, that was an amazing video… LOL I would like to see more of an ending to it though… Or a Sequal… LOL

  23. zxcasf says:

    hmmm i see no …
    hmmm i see no problem with girls playing games infact when im older i would like to meet a girl who likes games you see aslong as you arent emfasising on the girl part to much and more the gamer part go nuts!
    beacuse i hate female gamers that when your about to play them they think they are better then me beacuse im a boy (i make no gednder coments before so most of the time this occurs) and when i gloat (still no gender) they call me sexest.
    well lucky that not all female gamers are like that

  24. firedjay says:

    Legend skillzzzzzzz
    Legend skillzzzzzzz

  25. mesoemo says:

    gosh that was BOMB!
    gosh that was BOMB!