How to be a cute nerd to Halloween?

ITS OCTOBERRRRRRRRRR YAAAAAAAAY :D

Anyways, i wanna be a cute nerd for halloween! I’m a girl, so yeah. I have long dirty blonde hair that goes to like around the middle/bottom of my ribs, and i have blue/green eyes. I already got freckles, so no need to add those on..ha.

& I already have big black ‘nerd’ glasses. heheh! :D
I WANNA BE A CUTE NERD, NOT A SEXY/SLUTTY NERD!!!!!!

D:

ohhhhhh………anddd.. I need outfit/ hair/ makeup ideas!!!!!! I’m pale, i don’t tan, i get sunburned :/ and I don’t wear much makeup. Umm….Oh and I DONT want to wear like an ugly skirt or nothin!! CUTE NERD. CUUUUUUTEEEEEEE NERD!!!!!!! >:(

Ummmmmmmmmm…..I think thats it!!

please helpp, thanks :) ))))))

HAPPY OCTOBERRRRRRRRRRRRR
erm im 13 by the way

Mimic this costume. It is Jael from America’s next top model when she was portraying the nerd for a photo shoot.

http://www.google.com/imgres?q=Jael+antm+nerd&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&rlz=1R2ADSA_enUS419&tbm=isch&tbnid=tqC-akk_dzI3xM:&imgrefurl=http://screampunch.typepad.com/i_am_screaming_and_punchi/2007/03/83_most_likely_.html&docid=pxugF0tN2XOUMM&w=800&h=1017&ei=67yITrGXKcylsQKWlsilDw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=389&vpy=279&dur=4592&hovh=253&hovw=199&tx=111&ty=185&page=1&tbnh=144&tbnw=107&start=0&ndsp=23&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:0&biw=1366&bih=653

A colorful print T-shirt with a short sleeved blouse underneath, suspenders that you can hot glue cute large, colorful buttons on it. Gray pin strip trousers or Capri’s, striped socks and some flats.
You may not be able to find the same printed t-shirt but a shirt with a cartoon character or something will work. Try Walmart.
You can also find the suspenders and pin strip Capri’s at Walmart.
The buttons and hot glue gun can be bought at JoAnn fabrics.
The socks can be found at Walmart too.
If you have some flats just wear those.

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HELP! I JUST FOUND OUT MY CRUSH IS A NERD!!!!!?

Okay, there is this guy at school. He is always kind, and nice. Never talks dirty, never insults anyone. But he seems normal too. Like, he does sports, he can talk about regular things. And I really liked him. I asked to visit him on the weekend, and it turns out, he has a ton of books and art stuff, as well as swords he is training in! I NEVER KNEW HE WAS A NERD BEFORE I SAW THAT! IT IS GROSS!

What’s wrong with books and art?!? :O

By the way… that NERD is probably going to be making big bucks one day…

Just saying….

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Which of these 1980s comedy movies is your favorite?

Airplane!
Tootsie
Stir Crazy
Caddyshack
Ruthless People
A Christmas Story
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Revenge of the Nerds
Police Academy
Ghostbusters
Beetlejuice
Major League
The Naked Gun
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
Uncle Buck
The Money Pit
The Blues Brothers
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
Planes, Trains and Auomobiles
Stripes
Trading Places
Beverly Hills Cop
Nat’l Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
National Lampoon’s Vacation
One Crazy Summer
Better Off Dead
Three Amigos
Used Cars
Splash

Oh God, how can I choose just one? I love all of those movies.

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Is being a nerd, geek remotely cool anymore, I think not?

It may of been cool at one time but now it’s about as cool as cool whip.
And how is cool whip over used on everything, but people take it straight up now or get off on it in the bed room…because nerd and cool whip are as equally as sexually erotic and other wise drained anymore people take them both straight up in the bedroom and else where…

They both go together often, along with the trend of dirty laundry. Being a nerd used to be cool but now it’s stinks as much as the periodic stench of old laundries…

People took it and made it a filthy, dirty thing, that’s no longer cooler than cool whip!

There is no meaning of life for those people any longer, nerds have spread out their welcome because like whip cream it’s spread and been perverted by every place and every one and every where, where it shouldn’t be.
And you can take your whip cream , cool whip with you as you go!

"about as cool as cool whip." That’s great! lol
Nerds ruined their cool with that weird "Smarter than you" attitude of theirs.

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why do women get so discouraged when she finds out a man is smarter than him?

I mean look at all the men that have dates, you see that women like their men stupid, or a little less smart, so they can manipulate them.

but whenever they usually encounter a smart guy, they automatically think "OMG Nerd!!XD yuck" How come when they think of smart people they usually think of filthy dirty smelly people that stay couped out in their house all day?

I think that the girls who go for the ‘not so intelligent’ guys are probably not so bright themselves. Personally, i find clever guys much more attractive because you can have much more interesting conversations with them. Dumber guys are obviously easier, they don’t care about intellect ;)
It’s just waiting for someone who is worth it and likes you for you. No need to worry about the other ones.

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Out of these comedy movies, which one is your favorite?

Airplane!
Liar Liar
Stir Crazy
Anchorman
Superbad
History of the World Part 1
Office Space
My Cousin Vinny
Young Frankenstein
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
Meet the Parents
A Fish Called Wanda
The 40 Year Old Virgin
Groundhog Day
Pineapple Express
Friday
The Naked Gun
The Jerk
This Is Spinal Tap
Revenge Of The Nerds
The Princess Bride
Blazing Saddles
Back to School
Major League
Tommy Boy

ah man that’s tough! id say…

40 Year Old Virgin
Liar Liar
Friday
Airplane!
My Cousin Vinny
Meet The Parents
Tommy Boy
The Naked Gun
Fast Times at Ridgemont High

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HELP HELP HELP with my story?

It was a scorching hot Sunday in Douliou, Taiwan. The dirty and messy road was filled with stray dogs roaming for food. I was wearing big glasses and a shirt that was passed down from my big brother. I lived in a one floored normal sized house with one kitchen, a small bathroom, living room, three bedrooms, and a front and back yard. My lazy and kind dad is a high school teacher and my caring mom is a housewife. I enjoy reading comic, books, and going biking. There are a total of five handsome macho guys and a woman in my family. My mom always wanted a daughter that has skin as pale as porcelain, skin as soft as the paw of a cat, and sparkly black eyes framed by long black eyelashes, but the sad thing is, she kept on having male babies. I’m an eighth grader this year and school has just begun.

On Sunday morning I was playing with green beetles under the bright yellow sun with my two naughty little brothers. My big brother is away in the library. I’ll have to admit that everyone in my family except my mom are considered as nerds. Although we are not rich kids, we are all one of the top ten students in class.

Sunday flew by as quickly as the wind, and Monday is fast to catch up. Tiresome Mondays to noon on Saturdays are always school days. We don’t have Saturday and Sunday as weekends, we only have Sunday. We have tests every single day in school. I hate how we have so many tests! It’s always the routine of learn the things today and test the things tomorrow. It’s like a never-ending river of tests and quizzes. The worst part of school is that the ugly and evil teacher smacks you hard on your back with a whip for each point you miss on the test.

After school my brothers and I were required to go to our teacher’s “haunted” house till 9:00 for boring after school classes. This is the place where we study for our tests.

I was always one of the top five students in eighth grade and there are about 10 classes with 50 students in each class. By that, you can see that I’m quite smart. Teachers group classes by academic performances, so people with the same abilities are in the same class. I’m always in the “nerd” class.

Every year I have the exact same goal, which is to become the ranked one student in class. The closest I have ever gotten to, was to be ranked second. The top student is always this short rich kid named Henry Dong; sometimes I am really temped to punch him hard in the stomach.

I am determined to have the best grades in class this year. I worked extremely hard with all my homework and I studied till midnight every single night. Instead of going out to play on Sundays like other kids, I always stayed in my room with a pencil on my ear and books stacked up on my desk. I try to make friends with smart kids in my class so I can learn things through conversations with them. I even asked the “evil” teacher to give me extra homework for practice.

Today is the day of the final exam. My palms are sweating when I took the paper from my teacher’s hands. I have confidence that I will get full score on this test. After two hours of taking the important and hard test, I handed it to the teacher.

The next day I rushed to school eager to find out how well I did on the test. Many people were crowding in front of the bulletin board, where the teacher shows the score of our exam. Everyone cheered when I walked toward the bulletin board. I had the best score in my class! I was overflowed with joy, and unable to talk. People are congratulating me and slapping me on the back. Even the teacher came and congratulated me. From this, I learned that practice makes perfect. I practiced very hard every night so I got the honor to be the top student of our class.

hey, if i were you and you enjoy writing, i would join booksie -> booksie.com sign up its free membership and you can just upload stuff you’ve written and read other peoples and get critism and compliments back…its very handy
your writing is pretty good but i think you need to widen your vocabulary and maybe try a variety of length of sentences because most of your are pretty short.

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I need advice….Wish I had more of an edge?

I’m an 18 year old Pakistani and recently I’ve began to wonder If I’m too innocent/naive. I know quite a bit about life, I’ve grown up with a drug-addict uncle(seen his tantrums,seen him go cold turkey, etc etc),I live with a family that drinks alcohol (it’s illegal her but people always drink it anyway plus the culture is very different), so I know more about these things than most people around me. For example, when I was at a party and got a drink(just asked for a 7up) my first instinct was to smell it because I know some of these parties are screwed up (and god knows what they’ll put in your drink). I’m very social, I’ve been considered people smart by many. I’m doing a bsc degree but I live with my parents(couldn’t move out due to financial conditions) but I try my best to be independent. I try to make my own pocket money(did this writing thing once),by selling things(and my friends say at better prices than most of them have). When I go out to markets I don’t give money to beggars(you shouldn’t over here). and I’m never freaked out by any sort of characters on the steets.But I have constantly been told by people who are older than me that I am too innocent.Maybe it’s just something adults and elder siblings do but sometimes it gets to me. I think it’s because of my sweet-nature. I’m very polite and calm, I hardly ever get angry, I mix well with all sorts of people because I grew up in a highschool where everyone was either a nerd, a junkie or a weirdo. And although I mix well with all sorts of people and may be ‘too nice’ to them, I’m very detached too and never put myself in a vulnerable position, I’m always reserved. When my friends crack dirty jokes and talk about sex, sometimes I don’t know what they are talking about and sometimes I don’t really care(sometimes dirty jokes are fun but it’s gets so annoying if that’s all people ever talk about). Although I have had a boyfriend for years and I know a lot about being a relationship, I just wouldn’t go all the way until I’m entirely sure about someone. Recently, it’s been bothering me, sometimes I think I just appear to be a bit innocent when I’m not. I do get intimidated easily though and have a hard time being rude. Maybe I’m just worrying too much but sometimes I wish I had more of an edge!

sounds like you’re not innocent at all, and had been through more than most of us.
i think people consider alcohol and drugs essential to deal with all this, and as you don’t use it, they think you don’t know what is happening.

anyway, doing that bsc. degree would definitely give you an edge, and hopefully you can move to live in someplace better (if you want to, as leaving the parent’s home might be hard for some)

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Have you ever read something that sounds dirty but really isn’t?

If you are or ever was in the Abeka homeschooling program, but have you head in the gutter you’ll know what I’m talking about. In the 6th grade Abeka reading books, in a story, it says & I quote…

"I will be feasting on this mighty cock (male Chicken) tonight."
-Our America pg. IDK
Do you see anything wrong with that? Or how about..

"After finding no satisfaction in life Adoniam Judson went to a MOTEL and heard loud MOANS and NOISES."

Do you still see nothing wrong with that, so tell me, is the staff at Abeka insane. And please no comments about homeschoolers being stupid or nerds or something.

So my question to you is, Have you ever read something that sounds dirty but really isn’t.
Whats on the back of a toothpaste tube.. let me guess "Do Not Swallow"

Yeah. It seems to happen a lot in school, and when it happens I try desperately to hold back my laughter.

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How to make myself more more appealing?

i’m going into 9th grade and feel like a need to b noticed more than i am. i am in enrichment classes so im not near half the kids of our grade and i wear glasses but am not a nerd, trust me. but i have dirty blonde hair medium length and it is curly and i don’t wear makeup because im not allowed. anyway to make myself more appealing and to be noticed?

First off, you don’t need to be more appealing or noticed, you’re so young! Even if you were 18, I’d be saying the same thing! The only thing I would suggest would be to maybe ask your parents for contact lenses? I think you could Youtube videos on cute hairstyles for curly hair. It’s not about changing how you look, it’s about enhancing. Good luck and remember not to take this whole idea of being noticed seriously! :)

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