Out of these comedy movies, which one is your favorite?

Airplane!
Liar Liar
Stir Crazy
Anchorman
Superbad
History of the World Part 1
Office Space
My Cousin Vinny
Young Frankenstein
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
Meet the Parents
A Fish Called Wanda
The 40 Year Old Virgin
Groundhog Day
Pineapple Express
Friday
The Naked Gun
The Jerk
This Is Spinal Tap
Revenge Of The Nerds
The Princess Bride
Blazing Saddles
Back to School
Major League
Tommy Boy

ah man that’s tough! id say…

40 Year Old Virgin
Liar Liar
Friday
Airplane!
My Cousin Vinny
Meet The Parents
Tommy Boy
The Naked Gun
Fast Times at Ridgemont High

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HELP HELP HELP with my story?

It was a scorching hot Sunday in Douliou, Taiwan. The dirty and messy road was filled with stray dogs roaming for food. I was wearing big glasses and a shirt that was passed down from my big brother. I lived in a one floored normal sized house with one kitchen, a small bathroom, living room, three bedrooms, and a front and back yard. My lazy and kind dad is a high school teacher and my caring mom is a housewife. I enjoy reading comic, books, and going biking. There are a total of five handsome macho guys and a woman in my family. My mom always wanted a daughter that has skin as pale as porcelain, skin as soft as the paw of a cat, and sparkly black eyes framed by long black eyelashes, but the sad thing is, she kept on having male babies. I’m an eighth grader this year and school has just begun.

On Sunday morning I was playing with green beetles under the bright yellow sun with my two naughty little brothers. My big brother is away in the library. I’ll have to admit that everyone in my family except my mom are considered as nerds. Although we are not rich kids, we are all one of the top ten students in class.

Sunday flew by as quickly as the wind, and Monday is fast to catch up. Tiresome Mondays to noon on Saturdays are always school days. We don’t have Saturday and Sunday as weekends, we only have Sunday. We have tests every single day in school. I hate how we have so many tests! It’s always the routine of learn the things today and test the things tomorrow. It’s like a never-ending river of tests and quizzes. The worst part of school is that the ugly and evil teacher smacks you hard on your back with a whip for each point you miss on the test.

After school my brothers and I were required to go to our teacher’s “haunted” house till 9:00 for boring after school classes. This is the place where we study for our tests.

I was always one of the top five students in eighth grade and there are about 10 classes with 50 students in each class. By that, you can see that I’m quite smart. Teachers group classes by academic performances, so people with the same abilities are in the same class. I’m always in the “nerd” class.

Every year I have the exact same goal, which is to become the ranked one student in class. The closest I have ever gotten to, was to be ranked second. The top student is always this short rich kid named Henry Dong; sometimes I am really temped to punch him hard in the stomach.

I am determined to have the best grades in class this year. I worked extremely hard with all my homework and I studied till midnight every single night. Instead of going out to play on Sundays like other kids, I always stayed in my room with a pencil on my ear and books stacked up on my desk. I try to make friends with smart kids in my class so I can learn things through conversations with them. I even asked the “evil” teacher to give me extra homework for practice.

Today is the day of the final exam. My palms are sweating when I took the paper from my teacher’s hands. I have confidence that I will get full score on this test. After two hours of taking the important and hard test, I handed it to the teacher.

The next day I rushed to school eager to find out how well I did on the test. Many people were crowding in front of the bulletin board, where the teacher shows the score of our exam. Everyone cheered when I walked toward the bulletin board. I had the best score in my class! I was overflowed with joy, and unable to talk. People are congratulating me and slapping me on the back. Even the teacher came and congratulated me. From this, I learned that practice makes perfect. I practiced very hard every night so I got the honor to be the top student of our class.

hey, if i were you and you enjoy writing, i would join booksie -> booksie.com sign up its free membership and you can just upload stuff you’ve written and read other peoples and get critism and compliments back…its very handy
your writing is pretty good but i think you need to widen your vocabulary and maybe try a variety of length of sentences because most of your are pretty short.

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I need advice….Wish I had more of an edge?

I’m an 18 year old Pakistani and recently I’ve began to wonder If I’m too innocent/naive. I know quite a bit about life, I’ve grown up with a drug-addict uncle(seen his tantrums,seen him go cold turkey, etc etc),I live with a family that drinks alcohol (it’s illegal her but people always drink it anyway plus the culture is very different), so I know more about these things than most people around me. For example, when I was at a party and got a drink(just asked for a 7up) my first instinct was to smell it because I know some of these parties are screwed up (and god knows what they’ll put in your drink). I’m very social, I’ve been considered people smart by many. I’m doing a bsc degree but I live with my parents(couldn’t move out due to financial conditions) but I try my best to be independent. I try to make my own pocket money(did this writing thing once),by selling things(and my friends say at better prices than most of them have). When I go out to markets I don’t give money to beggars(you shouldn’t over here). and I’m never freaked out by any sort of characters on the steets.But I have constantly been told by people who are older than me that I am too innocent.Maybe it’s just something adults and elder siblings do but sometimes it gets to me. I think it’s because of my sweet-nature. I’m very polite and calm, I hardly ever get angry, I mix well with all sorts of people because I grew up in a highschool where everyone was either a nerd, a junkie or a weirdo. And although I mix well with all sorts of people and may be ‘too nice’ to them, I’m very detached too and never put myself in a vulnerable position, I’m always reserved. When my friends crack dirty jokes and talk about sex, sometimes I don’t know what they are talking about and sometimes I don’t really care(sometimes dirty jokes are fun but it’s gets so annoying if that’s all people ever talk about). Although I have had a boyfriend for years and I know a lot about being a relationship, I just wouldn’t go all the way until I’m entirely sure about someone. Recently, it’s been bothering me, sometimes I think I just appear to be a bit innocent when I’m not. I do get intimidated easily though and have a hard time being rude. Maybe I’m just worrying too much but sometimes I wish I had more of an edge!

sounds like you’re not innocent at all, and had been through more than most of us.
i think people consider alcohol and drugs essential to deal with all this, and as you don’t use it, they think you don’t know what is happening.

anyway, doing that bsc. degree would definitely give you an edge, and hopefully you can move to live in someplace better (if you want to, as leaving the parent’s home might be hard for some)

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Have you ever read something that sounds dirty but really isn’t?

If you are or ever was in the Abeka homeschooling program, but have you head in the gutter you’ll know what I’m talking about. In the 6th grade Abeka reading books, in a story, it says & I quote…

"I will be feasting on this mighty cock (male Chicken) tonight."
-Our America pg. IDK
Do you see anything wrong with that? Or how about..

"After finding no satisfaction in life Adoniam Judson went to a MOTEL and heard loud MOANS and NOISES."

Do you still see nothing wrong with that, so tell me, is the staff at Abeka insane. And please no comments about homeschoolers being stupid or nerds or something.

So my question to you is, Have you ever read something that sounds dirty but really isn’t.
Whats on the back of a toothpaste tube.. let me guess "Do Not Swallow"

Yeah. It seems to happen a lot in school, and when it happens I try desperately to hold back my laughter.

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How to make myself more more appealing?

i’m going into 9th grade and feel like a need to b noticed more than i am. i am in enrichment classes so im not near half the kids of our grade and i wear glasses but am not a nerd, trust me. but i have dirty blonde hair medium length and it is curly and i don’t wear makeup because im not allowed. anyway to make myself more appealing and to be noticed?

First off, you don’t need to be more appealing or noticed, you’re so young! Even if you were 18, I’d be saying the same thing! The only thing I would suggest would be to maybe ask your parents for contact lenses? I think you could Youtube videos on cute hairstyles for curly hair. It’s not about changing how you look, it’s about enhancing. Good luck and remember not to take this whole idea of being noticed seriously! :)

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Why does this girl give me a dirty look?

From the moment ive met her (A), it seems like she doesn’t like me AT ALL
6th grade:
ive had a friend(S) and S) brought this girl(A) to the table i was eating at and we all sat down,
and the girl(A) just says right in front of my face "why are we siting with nerds?"
all i could think of was "WTF" and i just let that go b/c i dont like to cause drama

then in 8th grade: i had class with (A) and unfortunately, we both liked the same guy and she found out and whenever i went into the room i could feel her eyes piercing my body and i didnt want any drama so i just ignored all her stuff.(A) also said stuff right behind my back LITERALLY like "The green color jacket is ugly" hmmm (i was wearing a green jacket). and then sometimes she would stare at me when im talking to my friends and it makes me feel really uncomfortable-.-

im not 100 percent sure on this but she might of had s*x with the guy we liked –.–

and a few days ago i saw(A) at 6flags in line and she turned and saw me and gave me a "dirty look" my friend(K) says and she didnt even know about what happened -.-

i know i have a class with her next year(10th grade) too -.-

i dont know why to do (A) gives me dirty looks but its getting pretty OLD.
im shy so i dont like to cause commotion and ive never actually talked to her directly but ive been around her and she is very out going and everybody likes her i don’t understand does she just hate me for no reason? we dont even know each other O.o

she is either jealous of you or thinks she is better than you. it kinda sounds like she is being a snob for no reason. you are doing the right things just ignoring her. infact maybe if you try to be pleasant to her she will realize shes being a complete b*tch for no reason.
there is this girl i go to school with, and my old best friend replaced me with this girl, so i wasnt very fond of her, and once i gave her a dirty look when she walked in the classroom. since then she would smile and say hi to me and then i realized it was silly to be rude to her for no reason when she was being nice to me. so now im nice to her and i think shes a cool person but were not friends.

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Ladies what are some pick up lines guys have tried to use on you?

As a result what happened? Thank you for answering.

"I wish I was DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes."

I laughed and walked away.

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Which of these comedy films is your all time favorite?

Airplane!
Liar Liar
Stir Crazy
Office Space
My Cousin Vinny
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
History of the World Part 1
Scrooged
The Waterboy
Raising Arizona
The Blues Brothers
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
Monty Python’s Life of Brian
Revenge of the Nerds
Beverly Hills Cop
Trading Places
Ghostbusters
Tootsie
Friday

Friday!

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What are your favorite comedy films?

Here’s mine:

Airplane!
Liar Liar
Stir Crazy
Office Space
My Cousin Vinny
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
History of the World Part 1
Scrooged
The Waterboy
Raising Arizona
The Blues Brothers
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
Monty Python’s Life of Brian
Friday
Naked Gun
Tootsie
Trading Places
Coming to America
Revenge of the Nerds
Meet the Parents
Back to School
Ghostbusters

and about 25 more!

what’s yours?

Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Airplane!
The Naked Gun 1, 2, and 3
Liar Liar
Bruce Almighty
Back to the Future 1, 2, and 3
Death Becomes Her
50 First Dates
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
Finding Nemo
Toy Story 1, 2, and 3
A Bug’s Life
The Whole Nine Yards
Shallow Hal
South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut
Blazing Saddles
Young Frankenstein
High Anxiety
The Producers
The Princess Bride
Office Space
Shaun of the Dead
Kung Fu Panda
Shrek 1, 2, and 3
Over the Hedge

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Girls, theres a guy with horrible acne and nobody cares but with me its a problem?

theres a kid who look alot like a nerd with buck teeth and horrible acne and girls don’t care about him

theres a guy with acne scars but hes quiet calm and doesn’t worry about anybody else and girls don’t care

with me i kinda look like a model (a lil bit) and i have acne girls care soo much and give dirty looks

they won’t leave it alone

Is this even a question? Also, claiming that You look like a model might be a part of the problem, some confidence is good, but being full of Yourself is just awful.

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