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Crazy and Funny Pickup Lines

I Don’t think pickup lines even work Girls are generally to smart and they dont fall for it

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25 Responses to “Crazy and Funny Pickup Lines”

  1. just say this
    “my …
    just say this
    “my dick died can i bury it in your ass”
    or “wanna play hand ball the rules are simple your hand my ball”
    or “your legs are the word lets go to your house and spread the word”

  2. “take off those …
    “take off those jeans and slide into mine ;) ”

  3. @copilastea Check …
    @copilastea Check Yes Juliet – We The Kings

  4. guy: worth it!
    guy: worth it!

  5. what song is that?? …
    what song is that??? I love it!!!

  6. guy: hey if i kiss …
    guy: hey if i kiss u will i get slapped?
    girl: y dont u find out?
    guy: *kisses*
    girl:*slaps*

  7. guy: hey u gotta a …
    guy: hey u gotta a boyfriend
    girl: yes
    guy: i got two gold fish
    girl: wat
    guy: o sry i thought we were talkin bout things that dont matter!

  8. sometimes girls …
    sometimes girls just go with it to go with it haha i do

  9. yappppp, and the …
    yappppp, and the key word is “BOYFRIEND” God bless u my smart child from below…

  10. iluvjohncena1998 on February 19th, 2010 at 10:09 pm

    My boyfriend got …
    My boyfriend got slapped because OF YOUR GAY PICKUP LINES!!!!

  11. xxSinisterxSarahxx on February 19th, 2010 at 10:09 pm

    I tripped on a kiss …
    I tripped on a kiss and fell in love with you
    and
    Baby you are everything i never knew i always wanted.
    If kisses were like snowflakes,I’d send you a blizzard.
    Your a pot of gold in this enormous world and im just a little leprechaun.
    Do you like strawberries or blue berries?
    Why?
    So i know what kind of pancakes to make when you wake up
    I never had a dream come true until the day i met you
    If you were a pill,I’d overdose
    Hey if i kiss you,will i get slapped?

    My favorites <3 ^-^

  12. alot of these lines …
    alot of these lines would totally work! just cu theyre corny is y!! i kno cu imma girl lol but yah! effective!

  13. if you where a …
    if you where a buger …i would totally pik you first

    i lost my number..can i have yours?

  14. lol dang suga slow …
    lol dang suga slow down im diabetic

  15. tell your boobs to …
    tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes!

  16. You are doing an ok …
    You are doing an ok job here.

  17. 3:37

    What if ur …
    3:37

    What if ur an atheist? just curious LOL

  18. I just my …
    I just my pants can i get into your?

  19. purpleawesomness on February 19th, 2010 at 10:09 pm

    I had a guy use the …
    I had a guy use the second one on me and we actually did go on a date seems stupid now, but at the time it was so funny i couldn’t say no.

  20. Check yes juliet- …
    Check yes juliet- we the kings

  21. I totally like that …
    I totally like that first one.

  22. haha these are funny
    haha these are funny

  23. whos the music from
    whos the music from

  24. im a girl, lmao.
    …
    im a girl, lmao.
    and i like some of them! :D

  25. man they are so bad
    man they are so bad

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