Crazy and Funny Pickup Lines

I Don’t think pickup lines even work Girls are generally to smart and they dont fall for it

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25 Responses to Crazy and Funny Pickup Lines

  1. youngingbrown says:

    just say this
    “my …

    just say this
    “my dick died can i bury it in your ass”
    or “wanna play hand ball the rules are simple your hand my ball”
    or “your legs are the word lets go to your house and spread the word”

  2. 1c2h3r4 says:

    “take off those …
    “take off those jeans and slide into mine ;)

  3. MangoSalad99 says:

    @copilastea Check …
    @copilastea Check Yes Juliet – We The Kings

  4. codyscott14 says:

    guy: worth it!
    guy: worth it!

  5. copilastea says:

    what song is that?? …
    what song is that??? I love it!!!

  6. kikilita4 says:

    guy: hey if i kiss …
    guy: hey if i kiss u will i get slapped?
    girl: y dont u find out?
    guy: *kisses*
    girl:*slaps*

  7. Nsg3333 says:

    guy: hey u gotta a …
    guy: hey u gotta a boyfriend
    girl: yes
    guy: i got two gold fish
    girl: wat
    guy: o sry i thought we were talkin bout things that dont matter!

  8. dancerchica109 says:

    sometimes girls …
    sometimes girls just go with it to go with it haha i do

  9. loosenzx12r says:

    yappppp, and the …
    yappppp, and the key word is “BOYFRIEND” God bless u my smart child from below…

  10. iluvjohncena1998 says:

    My boyfriend got …
    My boyfriend got slapped because OF YOUR GAY PICKUP LINES!!!!

  11. xxSinisterxSarahxx says:

    I tripped on a kiss …
    I tripped on a kiss and fell in love with you
    and
    Baby you are everything i never knew i always wanted.
    If kisses were like snowflakes,I’d send you a blizzard.
    Your a pot of gold in this enormous world and im just a little leprechaun.
    Do you like strawberries or blue berries?
    Why?
    So i know what kind of pancakes to make when you wake up
    I never had a dream come true until the day i met you
    If you were a pill,I’d overdose
    Hey if i kiss you,will i get slapped?

    My favorites <3 ^-^

  12. xanadubabe11 says:

    alot of these lines …
    alot of these lines would totally work! just cu theyre corny is y!! i kno cu imma girl lol but yah! effective!

  13. nicole66thebest says:

    if you where a …
    if you where a buger …i would totally pik you first

    i lost my number..can i have yours?

  14. gamecreator912 says:

    lol dang suga slow …
    lol dang suga slow down im diabetic

  15. omarfosho2 says:

    tell your boobs to …
    tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes!

  16. datingwomensex says:

    You are doing an ok …
    You are doing an ok job here.

  17. billy061695 says:

    3:37

    What if ur …
    3:37

    What if ur an atheist? just curious LOL

  18. RedBricksWall says:

    I just my …
    I just my pants can i get into your?

  19. purpleawesomness says:

    I had a guy use the …
    I had a guy use the second one on me and we actually did go on a date seems stupid now, but at the time it was so funny i couldn’t say no.

  20. vidguy4 says:

    Check yes juliet- …
    Check yes juliet- we the kings

  21. flute1234555 says:

    I totally like that …
    I totally like that first one.

  22. GoalieGrl901 says:

    haha these are funny
    haha these are funny

  23. AdamHoskins1 says:

    whos the music from
    whos the music from

  24. Sk8erChik88 says:

    im a girl, lmao.

    im a girl, lmao.
    and i like some of them! :D

  25. IPAWNMYQUEENS says:

    man they are so bad
    man they are so bad