I want to hear some pick ups that you fell for or some of the stupid / funny lines where you simply just had to laugh in his face.Be honest.
Well I guess this can be for the guys also…good pick ups You have used
a guy has walked up to me and said "hey watch me count my shoulders and goes 1,2,3,.4 and put his arm around my neck"
but he was sexy as hell and my brothers bestfriend.. so we started dating a week after..
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a guy has walked up to me and said "hey watch me count my shoulders and goes 1,2,3,.4 and put his arm around my neck"
but he was sexy as hell and my brothers bestfriend.. so we started dating a week after..
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I don’t know how to just watch a question so i’m answering it so i can follow too
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Some idiot said "Nice Hips" Are you married..
I said yes and walked away.
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I’ve said to numerous girls, and it worked. Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.
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this one is classic
he said: did it hurt?
i said: whattt?
he said: when you fell from heaven
=D at first i didnt get it becuase im a little slow sometimes and i needed to process it lol
and when i finally figured it out
i was laughing so hard
i felt bad for the guy
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I was at work and this guy was paying for his medicine. I asked him did he have any pharmacy coverage and he said no. He then asked me if I had insurance and he said yes. Then he said, let’s get married and I can get on your plan.
Once a guy was at the wrong drug store trying to pick up some medicine. He said he was glad he came there to see my beautiful face.
I was at work and a guy in the passenger seat of the car asked to call me. I said no.
One guy simply asked me to call him.
Once a guy gave me his insurance card with his wife’s name on it and then asked me out.
One guy was buying condoms, he told me he wouldn’t use them for 6 months. Then he asked me out. LOL!
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"you’re so fine i want to have your baby" ( i laughed pretty hard and was tempted to give him my # because he was humorous) i didnt
"i didn’t know angels came out b4 christmas" ( this was wierd and just corny but for some reason it stuck with me !?
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Yeah, I was getting on the bus one day, and the OLD driver asked me if I worked at a local strip club(and I couldn’t dance to save my life) and asked if he was gonna get a free show. I was thrown off by that because that guy drove me around on a daily basis and never asked me to dance for him before. That made me laugh/ a little creeped out, then this one guy when I was waitressing thought that I was also a prostitute for some reason, that was creepy because he was seriously sixty five and was covered in what I can ONLY identify as prison tatoos. So those are creepy, never assume a girl is a stripper or a hooker, that’s a turn off. I’ve never fallen for a line, I am too smart for that, they all make me laugh, but don’t be discouraged, most girls are romantic fools who will fall for any cheesiness you can cough up on the spot, so go for it.
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A guy pulled me aside in a club and said "what, do you have a boyfriend or something?" I said "no" and he said "Then why aren’t you kissing me?"
He didn’t get any HA
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You might have to be Australian to get this, but a guy in a pub
asked me to come to a party – You me & a dozen stubbies.
I’ve also had the "did it hurt when u landed"
or
Heaven lost two stars they fell into your eyes.
Corny one was
Does it hurt to be so pretty?
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"..that isnt a banana in my jeans…"
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"I am a rich lawyer looking for a long-term girlfriend." He was not good-looking and slightly older than I would date, but that line did earn him a 5 minute conversation (but no phone number).
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"you, me, strip club, 10 pm"
he earned a slap.
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