Not that I would really use them, but I think girls are ammused by cheesy pick up lines.
"Do you want to ****? Or do I owe you an apology?"
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Not that I would really use them, but I think girls are ammused by cheesy pick up lines.
"Do you want to ****? Or do I owe you an apology?"
Are you from Tennessee, because you’re the only TEN I SEE.
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"Do you want to ****? Or do I owe you an apology?"
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Its too cold in here,would you fart plaese??no?ok would you take off your clothes ,then?
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Do you wash your pants in windex? Cuz I can see myself in them.
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How bout you try a novel approach. Something most guys never ever think of trying. Just be yourself. Talk to her like a person not an object. When she talks actually listen. Look in her eyes not at her breasts while you talk or listen. Be funny but not crass. Be a gentleman but not a wussy. Be honest but not too honest(she doesn’t need to know about all the steaming piles of WTF you woke up beside in your lifetime…yet anyway.
Try it, it works. Oh yeah and don’t ever say, "you complete me." That is unless you really mean it and still she may giggle. I did.
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