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MC Badness on stage and freestyle @ Urban Nerds

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WITH LYRICS chamillionaire and akon ridin dirty remix (this is an official remix)COMMENT, RATE AND SUBSCRIBE CHECK OUT MY CHANNEL http://uk.youtube.com/user/apakiboi
Lyrics:

‘m looking in my rearview…
I can see a clearer view of you.. (Konvict, Kon…)
(This is the remix!) I see you waiting, I know you hate it…

I see them watching, they waiting,
For an oppurtunity to ride up on me,
Hopin’ they don’t roll up on me, cuz today I’m ridin’ dirty,
And if they stop me I might be going to jail tonight!
I see them watching, and waiting,
For an oppurtunity to ride up on me,
Hopin’ they don’t roll up on me, cuz today I’m ridin’ dirty, (Cheah!)
And if they stop me I might be going to jail tonight! (C’mon!)

Chamillionaire:
I got twenty grand in my pocket and, I’m riding round with my pockets crammed,
You the one that got the contraband, you smokin’ that like you in Amsterdam,
Before I know it, I see them sirens, I’m pullin’ over, “Hey, we just ridin’!”,
“Don’t talk back, won’t be no violence, just shut up and sit in your seat in silence”,
Now the police is searching who, they searching me and then they searching you,
They smell the breeze and you smell like trees, cuz you hit the blunt, and you hit the purple too,
Now the lie is irreversible, cuz you just told them we was riding clean,
They question you but they ain’t question me yet, I’m thinking the police ain’t find a thing,
(Yup) Standing on the side of the freeway, wishing they would just hurry up,
And I can see him walkin’ up to me like he about put me up in ‘em cuffs,
I turn around and I look at you, and you turn away like you feelin’ sick,
I’m going to jail for what I didn’t commit, I must admit that I hate a snitch…

Akon:
I see them watching, they waiting,
For an oppurtunity to ride up on me,
Hopin’ they don’t roll up on me, cuz today I’m ridin’ dirty,
And if they stop me I might be going to jail tonight!
I see them watching, and waiting,
For an oppurtunity to ride up on me,
Hopin’ they don’t roll up on me, cuz today I’m ridin’ dirty,
And if they stop me I might be going to jail tonight!

Chamillionaire:
Ever since they heard the song ‘Ridin Dirty’, the whole world been listening, I’m glad you heard me,
Some cops that representing the badge assure me, every cop ain’t bad or tryna scare me,
A year later, after ‘White ‘n Nerdy’, on the grind, still tryin’, still flyin’ birdies,
That stuff in your cuff still drivin’ swervy, ridin’ dirty like a vehicle inside the Derby,
A little inspired by UGK, and the rest inspired by the life I’m living,
Seen that Impala, he was drunk and that’s when I saw the red lights go get him,
And it’s ironic that during the chase, he murdered Chase, and this kid was Christian,
Movin’ target went across the street and unfortunately the car didn’t miss him,
And now the family is soon to know, that they gone have to do another funeral,
The angels ain’t singing to your tune no more, don’t move too fast, baby, move it slow…
Cuz one day in here, baby… Next thing you know,
Next thing you know, everything you used to move don’t move no mo’!

I see them watching, they waiting,
For an oppurtunity to ride up on me,
Hopin’ they don’t roll up on me, cuz today I’m ridin’ dirty,
And if they stop me I might be going to jail tonight!
I see them watching, and waiting,
For an oppurtunity to ride up on me, (This is not a movie, it’s real life!)
Hopin’ they don’t roll up on me, cuz today I’m ridin’ dirty,
And if they stop me I might be going to jail tonight!

Chamillionaire:
It’s real life… It ain’t just a song, it’s a message….
Nobody ever opens their eyes ’till someone gets killed…
Rest In Peace to Sean Bell….
Chamillïtary man!

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Weird Al does a parody of Chamillionaire’s Ridin Dirty

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tell me which is better in comments

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*next day at school*
random guy: hey nerd!
Nick: what did u say??
RG: i think u heard me 4.0 guy!
Nick: WTF! WERE DID U HEAR THAT?
RG: its all over the school. i heard joe talkin about it!
Nick: ughh joe! GET OUT OF MY FACE!
RG: fine fineee… goshh *leaves*

Nick: *goes over to Joe* JOEEE!!! U! UR GONNA BE SORRY FOR WHAT U DID!
Joe: did what?
Nick: u kno! the whole 4.0 average!
Joe: i didnt do that *lying*
Nick: *sarcastic* yeah sure! i mean ur the only who knew!
Joe: u sure about that? remember yesterday?
Nick: *flashbak* OHH SHIT! U THINK SHE TOLD?
Joe: maybee…….
Nick: right im gonna go!
Joe: haha again, stupid boy!

*nick was so mad he grabbed Sam and took he rot the closet, then he tied her up tight so she cant escape*
Sam: wtf! nick i gotta go to class unlike u who skips everyday!
Nick: shhh baby just enjoyy! *starts kissing her neck*
Sam: *moans a little* wait no stop!
Nick: shut up! *puts tape ove rher mouth so she wont talk* *takes her clothes off and takes his clothes off* sticks 2 fingers in her and and plays with her pussy* *he puts an condom on and goes in her*
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OMG! DID SAM WANT NICK TO DO THAT?
WOULD HAVE SHE PREFERRED JOE?
WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT?
AM I A FREAK?
WHO KNOWS?
LOL?

comment & rate atleast 5 comments till next one!

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I Edited A Wimp Video Of A New Segway Model With Some Tunez….

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A part from Ridin Dirty / White&Nerdy played on the piano.

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This is half-tempo. The voice pitch remains the same.
For those of you who don’t understand fast-talking people, this half-speed Weird Al video is for your watching/listening pleasure…
Weird Al Yankovic
White And Nerdy
Straight Outta Lynwood
2006

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