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When I agreed to do this collab I was planning to make myself look like a super player. The only problem was that the sketch wasn’t that funny. So I compromised my cool factor for some laughs. This is a comedy channel after all. My goal is to make you laugh at all costs. 
Hope you enjoy.
1. I hope you know CPR because you took my breath away.
2. There must be something wrong with my/your eyes because I can’t get them off of you.
3. Ni how~~ ma~ (Chinese for how are you)
4. I wish I was a pokemon master. That way I can peek-a-chu
5. So my friends bet me I can’t talk to the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy drinks with their money.
6. I bet I can kiss you without touching you. Darn. I guess I lost that bet.
7. If I was Peter Pan, you’d be my happy thought.
8. If I was a fly I’d be all over you because you’re the shit.
9. My love for you is like diareea, I just can’t hold it in.
10. If you’re a hamburger at Burger King, you’d be Wah~~per~
11. The word of the day is legs. Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.
12. Your eyes are bluer than the water in my toilet.
13. You must the the north pole because all I’m feeling is an attraction.
14. Mango does a body good. Here have a mango.
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As you probably know openers are much more effective then pick up lines. And the most famous of them all is The Jealous Girlfriend opener created by Neil Strauss. In this video, youll hear an example of this conversation starter and why it works.
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http://www.practicalhappiness.com
Learn about three elements of a great way to start a conversation with a woman and avoid bad pick-up lines.
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Not sure if this is any good, but I thought I’d share it with ya’s
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I Don’t think pickup lines even work Girls are generally to smart and they dont fall for it
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lol so i uploaded this a couple days ago on private and totally forgot. this is somethin me and the homies at PDFlo Films put together back in 2007 for a contest. we didn’t win. lol, but i still thought it was funny. so check it out.
Cast
Me http://twitter.com/traphik
Eric aka eGO http://youtube.com/SUPEReeeGO
http://twitter.com/supereeego
Peter aka PDFlo http://youtube.com/pdflo
http://twitter.com/pdflo
Rick aka RickyShucks http://twitter.com/RickyShucks
-PDFlo Films Production
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More clips: http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=0B4EDCFD9C49A1CD
Tuesdays, 10:30pm, BBC Three.
Watch the next episode now: http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree
How Not To Live Your Life is a brand new sitcom which centres around Don, a twenty something man with bad luck and even worse instincts.
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ONLY YOU ARE THE ANSWER. SAVE YOURSELF. ROCK HOP BO STARKS THE ANSWER HEATMAKERz PRODUCTION.. STUDIO SESSION.
Lyrics:
Niggas in DC say hates the new love/ guess poors the new rich/aint that about a bitch/ gone get your chips/ let the haters switch/ they say my lifes a trip foreign whip foreign (shit)/ Only You Know The Answer/the way that can be told is not the way/ you can change your situation nigga starting today (just listen)/ Only You can make it happen/ i went from trappin and clappin to rappin/ im on tv every day nigga thats whats happening/ allstar in philly like iverson was back again/ im lookin for a loan shark tryna buy a baby birdie/ say he want 19 back well ima see 30/ niggas dont want you to eat they hope your food dirty/ nigga you can suck my dick im here cause i earned it {the lord GOD gives all talent and gifts}/ (shit) Only You can do YOU/ them haters gone hate cause thats what they supposed to do/ im supposed to on you/ flee the scene on 22’s/ a that make the news/ Split the paper with my crew/ about you.
(Chorus)
The hate be vicious/ but its nutriutious/ make a nigga hungary keep him focused on his mission/ yeast in the kitchen/ waiting for the bread to rise/ before the sunrise/ ima bake a couple pies/ what about you?/ what about you?/ you can get your hustle on sell t shirts and jordans too/ get yourself some education find out what the paper bout/ get yourself a map nigga find yourself a paper route/ Only You Know what you dream about/ you cant move a mountian nigga by just thinking bout/ a journey of a thousand miles starts with one step/ we on the road nigga and it the road to success/ big risk big rewards big nuts thats us/ dont be behind cause behinds get fucked/ this a struggle nigga life sucks/ but when you get down you pick yourself back up/ ITS ONLY YOU.
peace.
Madonna & Christina gonna come”Its Britney bitch!”
-Damn is Britney pregnant again?? LOL.
-This performance is pretty bor
out and kiss to help her out some? She should’ve stretched or something
because she’s looking pretty stiff lol.
-Forget everything I just said, 50’s expression says it all! LMAO.
-Sarah Silverman again? She just hosted the Movie Awards…shits about
to get real disrespectful! lol.
-Sarah is bombing! this is worse than Jack Black last year LMAO.
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Happy Homecoming! the whore top is now available at http://liamshow.com Doda Elektroda has some huge I’ve been playing Halo3 and not doing videos…so my bad..stop with the messages.
Kanye West – Good Life Music video by Kanye West featuring T-Pain – Good Life. Kanye West’s third single from his third studio album entitled “Graduation.”
GOOD Music/Island Def Jam/Roc-A-Fella Records 2007.
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SAW IV 10-26 – Save Yourself and Respond to this Video See As I See SAW 4 Ashley Tisdale – He Said She Said (Official Music Video Ashley Tisdale – “He Said She Said” from the album Headstrong. Warner Bros. Records University of Florida student Tasered at Kerry forum University of Florida student Andrew Meyer is Tasered and arrested after causing a disturbance at a town hall forum, which featured Senator John Kerry, at the UF Auditorium on Sept. 17, 2007. RAF VIDEO 6 ENGLAND Seth Green Says Leave Chris Crocker Alone! Seth Green thinks you need to leave Chris Crocker ALONE! XD
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Get a GF guarenteed!
Note: you need to be quick to be able to read it lol.
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http://www.blueprintdecoded.com – The Blueprint Decoded far Beyond simple “Seduction Tips for Men” Or the Cliche of “Becoming a Pick Up Artist” This Will Reintroduce You to You! Helping you become the man you’ve always wanted to be.
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